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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S03E03)

"Puck has big-time pool-cleaning business dreams,"
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"So what if I have some superstitions, too?"
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"that the sun is going to cry with envy."
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"like how there's a cheerleading coach at their school"
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"Oh, well, maybe, oh, just maybe,"
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"on what we can and cannot joke about."
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
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"to Call of Duty tourneys anymore."
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"Okay, let's do it!"
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"NYADA's not gonna know what hit them. Uh-uh."
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"♪ He had it coming, he had it coming ♪"
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"♪ And then he used it ♪ ♪ Pop ♪"
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"♪ And he abused it ♪ ♪ Six ♪"
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"♪ It was a murder, but not a crime ♪"
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"And then when he came home from work,"
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"a very carefully planned attack on Puck"
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"So, when Puck comes in the gate, you just roll your wheelchair"
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"♪ I don't belong like I did before ♪"
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"♪ Oh, I can't go back there anymore ♪"
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"♪ Now, once again, where does it rain? ♪"
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"I was... ashamed."
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"Question two:"
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"♪ And given half a chance ♪"
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"♪ Shake it out, shake it out ♪"
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"I mean, a second time."
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"♪ I'll tell them we both just moved on ♪"
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"♪ Act like there's nothing wrong ♪"
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"♪ I'm talking in circles ♪"
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"So here's what you missed on Glee: Kurt and Rachel made"
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"the final cut for NYADA, which means the biggest"
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"audition of their lives is coming up if"
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"they want their big time Broadway dreams to come true."
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"but first he has to graduate."
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"Roz Washington's been trying to steal"
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"the Cheerios! from Sue the same way"
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"Beiste stole Cooter the football recruiter"
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"and got married after a romantic taco dinner."
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"And that's what you missed on Glee."
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"Deep in space there are giant interstellar clouds."
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"Most of them just float through the universe,"
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"content to be balls of gas and space dust,"
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"but there are special ones."
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"Maybe they collide with a supernova"
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"or are just made up of something extra amazing,"
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"but one day they just get too big for the nebulas they're in"
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"and with the sheer gravitational force"
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"of their awesomeness, they become a star."
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"I am that amazing cloud."
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"My whole life has led to this moment."
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"My NYADA audition is this week."
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"All of the singing and dancing lessons and hours spent"
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"until late into the night practicing"
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"my Oscar acceptance speech into a mirror"
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"are just about to come home to find purchase."
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"My fiancé couldn't be more excited or supportive."
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"Happy. Sad. Surprised. Thoughtful. Presidential."
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"Hmm."
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"I have some simple rules"
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"when I'm getting ready for a big performance."
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"First, no milk-- makes you too phlegmy."
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"Second, no doorknobs-- they spread infections."
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"So do kisses."
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"I never step on cracks and sometimes I walk bacards,"
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"and everyone I see becomes a metaphor"
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"for the things that could stop me."
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"I just give each one my gold star death stare."
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"None of them stand a chance."
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"You are a star, Rachel Berry, and in just two days from now"
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"you are going to shine so bright on that stage"
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"You know when your time is, and it's now."
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"Hey, listen, man..."
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"I overheard you talking to that sophomore girl yesterday."
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"Whoa, back off, dude, you've got a fiancée."
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"Plus, I called dibs on all the chicks"
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"whose boobs aren't done growing yet."
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"Not that, okay?"
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"You guys were talking about graduation."
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"Yeah, I might not graduate,"
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"but it's okay 'cause gowns are for ladies"
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"and tassels are for strippers."
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"Dude, hear me out."
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"I know you got your pool-cleaning business"
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"and everything, but even if college isn't your thing,"
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"it's still important to graduate."
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"You gotta think ahead."
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"Who knows, maybe one day you're gonna want"
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"to clean the White House pool or something."
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"I appreciate the brovention, but I just told her that"
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"so I can get a sympathy pants massage."
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"I'll be getting my diploma right next you."
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"I'm doing good in auto, metal and wood shop."
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"So, all I gotta do is pass Mrs. Doosenberry's European Geography test"
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"and I can graduate."
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"Yeah, but how are you going to do that?"
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"I got a plan."
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"Okay, class, what can you tell me about the Danube River?"
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"Mr. Puckerman?"
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"It's wet."
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"Real wet."
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"I may not be too good at world geography,"
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"but I'm real good at female geography."
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"I'm gonna give Doosenberry a little P-U-C-K"
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"so I don't get an "F.""
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"Hmm."
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"You guys, I just went to my first student council meeting,"
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"and I found out that we have another prom this year."
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"So, as president, I need to come up with a theme."
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"And I'm thinking, if we do alien abductions,"
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"we could set up cornfields and probing booths."
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"Great. Yeah. All right."
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"Aw, hell."
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"Looks like Mr. Beiste went all Chris Brown on Mrs. Beiste--"
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"What happened, Coach, Cooter put the smack-down on you"
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"'cause you wouldn't let him be on top?"
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"What did you just say?"
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"Nothing. It was a joke."
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"So, men hitting women is funny to you?"
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"Oh, please. We obviously don't think"
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"Beiste was hit by anybody."
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"I mean, look at her, she's a wall."
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