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Clips from NewsRadio - New Hampshire (S05E05)

"All right. I told everyone you'd be back."
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"Well, what, uh-- What made you so sure?"
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"Right. Right. Anyway, I sold the station."
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"I just flew back here to finalize some paperwork"
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"so I can get out of this hellhole. No offense."
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"Yes. Sure. It's-- It's wonderful up there, Joe."
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"It's like-- Like New Hampshire is--"
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"Saw that on a T-shirt and made it my own."
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"Mr. James, are you really gonna leave us?"
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"Yeah. I'm afraid so, sweetie. I know. I know it's-- It's okay."
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"Look, look, could you all excuse me for a second?"
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"I gotta talk some business talk to Dave here."
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"Please don't go. Joe?"
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"Thank you."
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"I'm gonna miss that little monkey."
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"She does have an incredibly strong grip."
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"You're really gonna stay up there, huh?"
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"Well, sure. Why wouldn't I?"
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"I mean, I got crickets to sing me to sleep at night."
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"And cows to moo at me while I sit on the porch."
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"And listen to 'em moo."
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"Well, I guess, there's-- Guess there's one thing."
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"Well, what? Just a second."
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"[SOBBING] I'm so lonely, Dave."
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"I'm so lonely."
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"[♪]"
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"So, you're, uh-- You're lonely, huh, sir?"
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"I'm lonely. So very lonely, Dave."
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"And yet you're too embarrassed to admit"
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"What? No, no, I love it up there."
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"Well, sir, I thought--"
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"No, Dave, the air, all right?"
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"There's-- There's stars in the sky."
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"The Vermont maple syrup only has to travel one state."
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"Believe me, you can taste the difference."
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"But you have no one to share it with."
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"No. That's right. And you know what I did?"
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"You know, I went up there, and I bought myself"
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"They're sweet people, but it's not the same."
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"Yes. So why don't you move up to New Hampshire with me?"
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"No. I'm serious. Your own little--"
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"nestled amidst the rolling green hills, you know?"
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"Well, sir, that's basically what I worked very hard"
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"Dave, that, uh, "New Hampshire is for lovers,""
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"that's a T-shirt slogan, not a come-on."
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"No. Sir, I was just-- I was quoting--"
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"I was quoting the theme song to Green Acres."
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"That-- That is your favorite TV show. Green Acres."
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"I'm giving you the opportunity to make your dream come true."
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"Well, sir, Green Acres isn't my favorite show."
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"Granted, it's a wonderfully rendered"
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"half-hour of absurdist comedy."
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"Okay, then. Y-y-you don't wanna come with me, fine."
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"Just, uh, give me someone else from the staff."
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"Well, no. No, sir. I need everyone to run the station."
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"Come on. You need all these people?"
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"Yes, sir. I need all of-- Oh, hold on."
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"But I've set up an entire life for myself here"
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"in New York City."
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"Would you mind describing it to me?"
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"I have cats."
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"Cats are permitted in New Hampshire."
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"to offer you a promotion."
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"To what? Reporter."
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"Tempting. Very tempting."
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"Matthew? Yeah?"
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"That's actually what your job is now."
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"Is it? Yeah."
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"Intriguing. Very intriguing."
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"think about it."
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"Mr. James, why are you trying to take Matthew away from us?"
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"Well, to tell you the truth, Beth,"
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"I wasn't that crazy about taking Matthew in the first place."
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"Yeah. That's, uh-- That's right."
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"Nice try."
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"Mr. James, this isn't fair."
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"You can't take Matthew up there just to play the role"
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"of some silly little puppet that amuses you."
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"He plays an important part of what goes on around here."
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"And what would that be, Joe?"
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"The role of the silly little puppet that amuses me."
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"Matthew has never lived more than five miles away"
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"from his mother in his entire life."
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"We all have to leave our mothers, sometime."
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"Well, put it this way. When Matthew's mother dies,"
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"I'm imagining him dressing up in her clothes"
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"Okay. Just hang on for a second."
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"Has anybody considered"
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"that this might be a good thing for Matthew?"
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"New Hampshire has a lot to offer a young man like him."
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"Really? Like what?"
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"with the volunteer fire department."
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"Really? Yeah."
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"Do they call the Virginia Reel? Sure, they do."
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"What's the Virginia Reel?"
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"Do they require membership?"
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"No. Just a lust for life and comfortable shoes."
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"Well, that's how you spend"
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"your Saturday nights up there, huh? Hoo-ha."
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"Oh, sure, yeah. No, they're-- They're hopping and bopping."
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"They're bumping and grinding"
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"with a bunch of very lonely, volunteer firemen."
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"I did not hear that part."
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"Do they dress up in their little firemen outfits?"
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"Well, I'm sure a pretty little city gal like you"
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"could make them dress up in anything you want them to."
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"Policeman outfit?"
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"Sure. Would they cuff me?"
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"Now, hold on here. Just wait one second."
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"Will you pay us the same that you pay us here?"
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"Oh, sure."
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"I don't wanna give up my apartment."
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"But I'd be willing to pay for it while you're there."
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"Mine, too? Yeah."
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"No. No."
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"Nobody gets to go but Matthew."
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"Why does Matthew get to go?"
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"Because Matthew is completely and utterly useless."
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"You're just not cut out for country life."
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"Yeah. You get your gritty energy"
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