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Clips from NewsRadio - New Hampshire (S05E05)

"It is, dude. Yeah. Truly is."
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"But, you know, maybe New Hampshire"
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"is just the place for me"
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"to finally make a name for myself as a, uh--"
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"Uh, as a..."
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"Reporter. Right. One of those."
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"They have those? No."
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"Like when those guys go up there"
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"because they wanna be president--"
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"New Hampshire primaries. Right."
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"That thing. When is that?"
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"It's coming up in nine months but the grassroots"
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"has already started."
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"Dartmouth. I bet they have some ragers."
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"Do you guys remember"
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"when Mike Dukakis won New Hampshire,"
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"and we all thought the second coming of Camelot was imminent?"
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"I mean, everybody thought Tsongas had it all wrapped up."
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"But so much for statistical sampling, huh?"
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"One of these days I have to open up your stomach"
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"LISA: Hi, Dave."
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"Huh? Oh, celebrating."
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"Matthew has agreed to go to New Hampshire with Mr. James."
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"Ah. So soon?"
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"What's with the cigar?"
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"Oh, wow. Well, that makes me wonder"
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"We must-- We must think of Mr. James."
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"He's very lonely."
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"Well, why can't he just buy a cat?"
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"Well, duty calls."
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"Bye, Matthew. Yeah."
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"Well, I can't believe you got rid of him."
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"You know, it's just, uh-- You know, a sabbatical of sorts."
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"So it's not permanent?"
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"No. No. It's just, you know, a year."
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"Maybe two years. You sure you don't want a cigar?"
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"No. Yes."
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"It's just like you said, it's not permanent."
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"It's just a little time away."
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"No, you're not moving to New Hampshire."
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"Come on, history is happening there even as we speak."
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"I mean, who knows what's brewing?"
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"October semi-surprise."
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"Or maybe even another Mo Udall"
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"Wait. You think you'll be happy up there"
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"trudging around in the snow, watching two-bit bureaucrats"
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"debate the merits of a national flat tax to a cross-section"
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"of demographic sub-groups?"
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"You know, Mr. James owns a radio station, not a newspaper."
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"I would only move to New Hampshire"
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"What am I supposed to do without you?"
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"And look at you now. You're-- Fine."
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"You've got that great apartment. You gonna give that up?"
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"Yes, Mr. James said he would pay for it."
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"He makes license plates. He has an income."
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"No. You could run the small country radio station."
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"I'll edit the small country newspaper."
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"I'm sure they'll make for fiery debates"
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"over the old pickle barrel."
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"Dave, what ever happened to your sense of adventure?"
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"I don't have one. I never had a sense of adventure."
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"You said that's what you liked about me."
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"I don't think it's fair to take something I said"
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"in the throes of passion and rub my face in it."
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"Yes, okay. But I get to keep the printing press, right?"
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"I need to talk to you right now."
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"The Collins County Register."
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"if I called it the Daily Jimmy?"
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"I know, I know it's a weekly. I just like the name."
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"to talk to you now. We'll work it out. Yes, we will."
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"Okay. Bye, neighbor."
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"She made up her own mind."
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"After you bought her a newspaper."
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"No, look. I gave you Matthew. That's it."
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"Well, why not Beth?"
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"between taking Lisa and taking Beth, I would prefer it if--"
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"What am I saying? No."
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"We need you in New Hampshire, all right?"
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"No. Yes."
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"I'll tell you what. I'll buy you a pig."
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"What? Just like in Green Acres."
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"You can call him Harold. Just think about it."
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"Wait, Dave, Dave. Can I talk to you?"
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"You know, Max I really don't have time to discuss"
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"lack of name-brand snack foods in the break room."
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"You know what? I am really not gonna miss"
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"What's that supposed to mean?"
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"Means I'm leaving."
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"I'm New Hampshire-bound, pardner."
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"No. You're not going anywhere, Max."
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"Well, Lisa's going."
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"Yes. Yes. Which means"
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"that you're my only on-air talent."
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"Oh."
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"So you admit I'm talented."
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"No. I said you are a talent."
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"That is your job classification."
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"Oh. So you're saying I'm not talented?"
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"You're talented."
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"Too late."
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"Max, why do you even want to go to New Hampshire, huh?"
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"Are you a big Green Acres fan?"
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"Thank you."
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"Will Mr. Nelson be needing anything else?"
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"Let us be clear here."
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"Uh, yeah. I think so. Yeah."
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""Have Your Secretary Institutionalized" Day?"
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"What is this about?"
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"This is about me spending five years of my life"
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"It's about cleaning up after him"
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"and it's about laughing at all of his jokes"
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"No, yeah, let's cut the pretending--"
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"And get right to the point."
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"I thought that I was a valued employee."
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"And then you sold me out to Mr. James."
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"I heard you tell him he could take me if he didn't take Lisa."
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"Don't lie to my face."
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"I'm not. It's true."
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"Really?"
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"Of course I would."
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