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Clips from Gilligan's Island - They're Off and Running (S01E01)

"What went wrong, Gilligan? What happened?"
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"I don't know, Skipper. He sure went for the moss in practice."
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"He must have put away 25-30 pounds of moss.."
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"Nice try, Skipper. Come on, Gilligan."
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"before you serve us our dinner."
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"- Goodbye, Skipper. - Houseboy, there you go."
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"[theme music]"
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"Darling, I'm so delighted that your turtle won the race."
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"Yes, it does make life more bearable, doesn't it, mm?"
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"I just adore having a butler and an upstairs maid"
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"a downstairs maid and a cook and a gardener"
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"and a chauffeur and a houseboy, even if Gilligan is all of them."
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"Even here, I can provide my wife with a staff of servant."
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"Staff of servant. Darling, you're brilliant."
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"Where's that boy with my drink? Gilligan!"
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"- Your drink, sir. - Oh, thank you."
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"Gilligan, help me with this yarn."
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"- Certainly, Mrs. Howell. - My, my!"
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"The market is going higher and higher."
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"How did you get a newspaper on the island?"
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"My news boy has a strong right arm."
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"We've had that same paper ever since we were ship wrecked."
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"Mr. Howell reads the financial page every day."
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"The market doesn't go up and it's very comforting"
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"because it doesn't go down either."
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"This punch is off. Put some more papaya or something in it."
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"- Certainly, Mr. Howell. - Alright."
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"Gilligan, my yarn."
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"Oh, sorry, Mrs. Howell."
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"You're getting me all tangled up, son."
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"- What's the matter with you? - Oh, Gilligan, this way."
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"Oh, Gilligan!"
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"Gilligan!"
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"Oh!"
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"Right. There goes the whole.."
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"...New York Exchange."
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"Oh, my beautiful knitting."
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"Hello, Professor."
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"You really miss Gilligan, don't you, Skipper?"
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"I do. It's not the same around the hut."
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"I mean, nobody to yell at, that is discuss things a bit."
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"He used to help me with chores. I'm like a ship without rudder."
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"We all go through this sort of thing, Skipper."
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"We don't appreciate what we got until we lose it."
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"I suppose you're right."
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"Where are you going?"
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"Over to visit what I lost."
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"Gilligan. Hey, Gilligan."
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"Tradesmen around the rear, please."
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"It's me, your Skipper."
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"Do you have an appointment?"
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"Need an appointment to see my little buddy?"
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"No, to see the Howells."
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"Besides being a houseboy, I'm a butler and a chauffeur."
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"Chauffeur?"
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"That part is easy. We don't have a car."
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"I think they're overworking you."
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"You must feel like a prisoner here taking all these jobs."
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"No, Skipper. I get every other Thursday off."
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"- You don't miss me. - I miss you."
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"- Miss you a lot. - Nobody to yell at you?"
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"Mr. Howell yells but not half as loud."
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"The place is messy but not messy as ours."
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"Mrs. Howell can't give orders. She says "please.""
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"What do you expect from a woman?"
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"I miss being your first mate."
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"I'll get you back, little buddy."
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"How? You've nothing left to bet."
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"I have, Skipper, look. It's my boy's scout knife."
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"There's a spoon and there's a fork and there's a blade"
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"a nail file and tweezers"
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"a key ring and a corkscrew. Take it."
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"N-no, Gilligan, I couldn't. Suppose I lose?"
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"He'll have me and the knife and I'll use it as much as now."
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"- If you win, you win me back. - No, Gilligan."
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"I shouldn't have bet you against his sloop"
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"and to take your possession, I couldn't do it."
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"- Even if I insist? - Even if you insist."
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"Mr. Howell, it would've brought tears to your eyes."
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"From laughing. Get on with your housework, boy?"
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"Please, one more race?"
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"The Skipper has nothing left to wager."
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"He has my boy scout knife."
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"- The one with the corkscrew? - Yeah, screwdriver, nail file."
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"- And the compass? - Yeah."
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"And a can opener, key ring and tweezers."
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"You're leaving something out."
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"- Huh? Oh, knife blade. - Yes, yes."
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"Gilligan, my boy, I'll admit that I've had my eye"
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"on that knife for some time, but, uh"
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"how come you're willing to bet your dearest possession?"
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"After all, I've won 40 races."
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"What makes you think I'm gonna start losing now?"
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"I was thinking, maybe, if you lost on purpose--"
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"But you have everything, yachts, oil wells, banks."
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"And money."
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"Big corporations. Everybody looks up to you.."
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"What does the Skipper have? Me!"
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"It's all he has and... Mr. Howell, it'd mean so much"
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"for him to win me and little for you to lose me."
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"Please, Mr. Howell?"
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"Gilligan, my boy, you're a fine young man."
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"Your story would melt a man with a heart of stone."
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"But, fortunately, my cronies call me"
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""Old, granite heart, Howell.""
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"Gilligan, tell the Skipper I'm willing to race."
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"May the best turtle win."
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"Naturally, I have the best turtles."
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"No one challenges a Howell and comes through unscaved."
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"- Comes through what? - Unscaved."
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"Oh, Mr. Howell, after you through unscaving him"
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"will he be able to scave again?"
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"Don't ever say that, will you?"
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"- Yes, sir. - And, Gilligan."
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"Take good care of my knife."
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"- You mean my knife? - Until the race."
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"If the Skipper is man enough to race me."
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"Imagine the nerve of that houseboy, Lovey."
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"Asking Thurston Howell to let the Skipper win a race."
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"Well, after all, dear, Gilligan's vote"
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