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Clips from Gilligan's Island - They're Off and Running (S01E01)

"is strictly humanitarian."
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"Yeah, those are the worse kinds."
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"Darling, the Skipper's awfully unhappy without Gilligan."
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"If you don't see tears, it's 'cause I'm crying on the inside."
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"There's nothing for him to do."
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"Well, I'm simply aghast."
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"Mrs. Thurston Howell is used to a staff of servants."
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"Yes, I know, dear, but I've grown used to doing without."
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"Spoken like a true aristocrat and I'm very proud of you."
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"Even here marooned on this island as Chairman of the Board"
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"I can still provide you with some creature comforts."
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"Oh, in other words--"
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"In other words, I will not lose to the Skipper on purpose."
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"Now, the matter is closed, dear."
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"a big, strong, handsome man.""
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"Huh! Fat chance."
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"Not unless one drops out of an airplane."
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"If your horoscope says, you're gonna meet him."
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"Where am I gonna meet a big, strong, handsome man?"
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"- Hi, girls. - Hi, Skipper."
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"There he is, a big-strong-handsome man."
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"And you just met him."
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"Ginger, the Skipper's been with us now for several months."
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"Let me see what else your horoscope says."
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"It says, "If you don't believe in horoscopes"
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"why don't you go back to your vegetable garden?""
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"Oh, well, guess I will."
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"Uh, bye, Mary Ann. What was that all about?"
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"I was just reading her horoscope, Skipper."
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"Like me to read yours? You know, you-you'd be surprised."
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"If you really follow it, everything works out right."
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"- What day is your birthday? - Um, uh, the 5th of May."
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"Oh, you're Taurus."
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"You're under the sign of the bull."
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"I knew I was under the sign of something."
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"I thought it was the eight ball."
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"Oh, let's see. The 16th is your day."
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"Sixteen, that'll be tomorrow."
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"Yeah, it says, "Strike hard, strike fast."
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""The race is to the swift."
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"And on the 16th, you will be the swiftest.""
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"Th-the race? Is that what it says?"
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"- I'll be the swiftest? - Yeah."
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"It says, "A day's delay will be too late."
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"Seize your opportunity by the horns.""
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"I guess that's because you're Taurus."
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""And win, win, win.""
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"I'll do it, Ginger. Thanks a million, I'll do it."
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"- Don't wanna hear the rest? - Oh, no, I've heard enough."
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"Thank you. Good news."
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"[whistles]"
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"[knocking]"
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"(Skipper) 'Gilligan. Hey, Gilligan.'"
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"Who's there?"
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"against Howell, if he'll bet you back."
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"Now, understand. I'll race him, but it's got to be tomorrow."
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"- Why? - Well, because I'm Taurus."
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"Where?"
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"Never mind, Gilligan."
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"Just tell Howell I'll race him tomorrow."
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"- Okay? - Yeah."
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"- Tomorrow. - Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Hey, Mrs. Howell."
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"The Skipper seems terribly confident."
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"Yeah, I just wish I was."
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"All I'm trying to do is make Thurston"
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"be the kind of man he really is, despite himself."
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"Now, I'll just change you turtles around."
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"The Skipper's turtle will go in our pen."
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"There!"
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"Oh, our turtle's bigger."
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"Oh, and our turtle.."
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"...goes in this pen."
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"There!"
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"I almost forgot."
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"There!"
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"Now, the Skipper will win"
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"and Gilligan can go back where he belongs."
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"Ah, thank goodness, it's night."
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"And no one can see what I'm doing."
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"Word ever got back to the States that Thurston Howell"
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"at the Union League Club."
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"Forgive me. Here we go."
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"[laughing]"
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"Oh, you little.."
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"Here we are."
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"Don't mind, do you? Let's see, now."
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"The Howell."
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"Ingenious, hm?"
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"[sighs]"
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"Perfect crime."
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"You, cunning.."
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"I'll be darned. I must have reached him after all."
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"[knocking]"
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"Yes, who is it?"
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"- Your ex-first mate. - Gilligan!"
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"My little buddy. You.."
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"- Oh! - No, no, Skipper."
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"Just came to tell you don't worry."
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"- You're gonna win tomorrow. - You bet I will."
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"Granite-hearted Howell switched turtles, you got the fast one."
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"- He what? - I saw him do it, yeah."
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"I don't wanna win the race that way."
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"You wanna win me back?"
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"Certainly, I do, Gilligan, but honorably."
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"Could you sleep nights, knowing that that race was fixed?"
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"- I could sleep anytime. - Well, I couldn't."
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"We're going and putting those turtles back where they belong."
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"[sighs]"
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"- He what? - Shh."
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"He changed them back."
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"After the trouble I went so he'd win?"
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"He doesn't wanna win that way."
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"- You know what he's doing? - Scaving? Unscaving?"
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"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. I won't stand for it."
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"When Howell makes up his mind to be"
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"and I repeat, nobody stands in his way."
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"Good for you, Mr. Decent Human Being."
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"Go put the turtles the way they were, hurry up."
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"Say goodnight to teddy."
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