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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Last Time in New York (S09E09)

"Great. And while you do that, I'll check in on the ring bear."
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"I'm sorry, you're saying "ring bearer," right?"
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""I promise that I'm not bringing a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.""
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"- Ha, ha. - Hmm."
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"L..."
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"We won't have a moment to ourselves..."
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"...once those old bastards latch onto us like leeches."
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"- But they're family and I love them. - Ha, ha. Our living link to history."
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"That's not gonna be us, right?"
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"- How's it going, baby? - Fine."
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"...as we drive through this hellish, cheese-infested wasteland."
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"Packers Country."
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"Do you know I Don't Care led the league last year in dumb sports stuff?"
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"The drunks at the dry cleaners destroyed it."
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"- Uh, yeah. - Yeah, I'm just gonna wing mine."
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"Well, it's no "mouth words, memory times.""
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"What? Sometimes I go..."
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"Yeah, I'm sure."
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"[IN UNISON] They're here."
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"It's fine, we'll race down to the front desk and get a key before anyone notices us."
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"Ted."
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"How, at the end, Andre the Giant hooks them up with those horses..."
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"Ted, you know damn well why we haven't."
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"[IN UNISON] Sorry, Lily."
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"[IN SPANISH ACCENT] You son of a bitch."
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"[IN NORMAL VOICE] I loved that dress you cut in half."
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"- Look, I'm really sorry. - No, it's not good enough."
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"Marshall's just as responsible as I am."
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"What? Robin, you're being paranoid."
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"Old people don't magically sense it when you say "Mandy Patinkin.""
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"And it's so cool when I go like this:"
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"You killed someone I love. Prepare to dance."
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"- You peel the label off the Glen McKenna. - On it."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"Ehh."
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"Looks good."
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"Isn't the Highland region known for its clumps?"
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"- We're trying to do it someplace naughty. - Huh!"
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"Wait, wait, you can't go out there."
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"Consider it your early wedding gift."
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"My Papa Sid can't go 10 minutes without a schvitz."
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""Come clean about April 26th.""
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"[ECHOING] Patinkin."
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"We destroyed their 30-year Glen McKenna..."
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"Tons of empty rooms to bang in. Hurry, I've started without you. I mean, I love you."
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"[IN UNISON] I never wanna have sex again."
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"- Barney. - No, the tennis balls..."
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"I mean, it's kind of sweet."
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"And their security's a total joke."
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"...if you're not there for him, you will always regret it."
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"Say goodbye to all the times you felt lost."
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"Have the first Scotch toasting Barney's new life."
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"...and the good things will always be here waiting for you."
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"You're dreaming if you think that's the last one of those."
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"[GLASS SHATTERS]"
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"So the hairdresser shows up at 2 on Sunday."
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"- Ring bear. - Look into my eyes and say:"
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"[BUS BEEPING]"
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"There's nine steps between the bus and that door."
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"We've only got about 45 minutes until they get inside."
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"Oh, God, this is gonna be rough."
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"My great-grandparents never stop bickering."
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"But I guess that's what happens when you've been married for 60 years."
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"Sixty years."
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"Man, when was the last time you think they had sex?"
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"Probably not since the Maple Leafs won the Cup. Ha, ha."
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"1967."
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"Like, when we get married, it's not all fighting, no sex?"
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"What? No. Hey, it's us. R-Train and B-Nasty."
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"- That will never happen. - Heh."
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"[IN UNISON] We have to have sex right now."
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"Oh."
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"TED: Kids, as you recall..."
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"... Uncle Marshall had gotten kicked off his flight home from Minnesota..."
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"... and was hightailing it across the country..."
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"... with another stranded traveler named Daphne."
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"Except the flames of Lucifer keep singeing our back bumper..."
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"- Wisconsin? - Wisconsin."
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"But don't worry..."
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"...the Eriksen men are repping the purple and gold like two bosses."
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"Go Vikings!"
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"- How are you doing, Daphne? - Not bad..."
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"...considering Marshall's been spouting Vikings trivia for the last hour."
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"I should be back in time for the rehearsal dinner tomorrow."
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"Oh, the rehearsal dinner."
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"Daphne, you should've seen the dress I was gonna wear."
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"Up top, it packed the gals together like opening night of a Sex and the City movie."
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"And down south, it made mama look..."
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"...like a dream Sir Mix-A-Lot would never wanna wake up from."
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"Ooh! What happened to that dress?"
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"[SCREAMING]"
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"[SLURPS]"
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"Okay, Lily, I have to go."
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"I have to alert the villagers that there is a Viking amongst them."
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"- Marshall's driving through Wisconsin? - Yup."
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"Ooh, is that your toast?"
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"Because if you get up there and speak from the heart..."
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"...things good..."
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"...mouth words..."
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"...memory times. Can I take a peek at your speech?"
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"No, uh..."
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""Have a drink with my favorite students."
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"See one last sunset over the Hudson.""
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"But if you must know, it's, uh... It's not a speech."
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"What is it then?"
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"TED: A week before the wedding, I realized I couldn't stay in New York any longer."
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"So I decided to start fresh in Chicago."
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"It's a list of all the things I wanna do before I leave New York."
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"Okay, I don't know which I hate more, the fact that you're moving away..."
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"...or the fact I'm the only one that knows about it. Why won't you tell anyone?"
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"You don't drop a bombshell like that this close to a wedding."
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"That's an excuse. You have been avoiding Barney and Robin since the carousel."
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"And now on Monday, you're running away to Chicago."
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"I'm not running away. I'm moving on."
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"This list isn't written by someone who's ready to move on."
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"It's written by someone who loves New York."
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"I mean, "Fix graffiti on 96th and Amsterdam"?"
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"I hated looking at it."
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""Buy the whole bar a round of drinks.""
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