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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - Happy New Year (S10E10)

"Yes, I'm not Harvey Weinstein."
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"-I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. -Jeff: Okay."
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"-Larry: Geez. -And suddenly, I'm this guy."
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"I'm starving. Oh! Pigs in a blanket."
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"-What's better? -Oh..."
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"I've been following her around all night, but she never has any."
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"Jeff: They go fast."
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"I don't care how foo-foo the other items are,"
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"-and people love 'em, pigs in a blanket. -Yeah."
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"Larry, I am extremely displeased with your behavior."
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"the 16th president of these United States..."
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"-Yeah, yeah. You're funny. -...Abraham Lincoln."
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"Let's give him a big round of applause."
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"-Like you know anything about fashion. -It is such an honor"
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"to be standing near you, Mr. President."
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"This hat is very similar to the one that Kate Middleton wore."
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"-Okay? You don't know shit. -Oh, really?"
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"You act ridiculous. Why are you harassing my friend Randi at the gym?"
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"You don't know anything about fetuses."
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"I know you don't go on a treadmill"
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"eight months pregnant. You don't have to be a genius"
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"-to figure that out. -Why not? Why not?"
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"Do you think that's good for fetus? All that jostling?"
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"It's not your job to mansplain to Randi!"
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""Four score and seven years ago,"
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""a new nation,"
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""conceived in liberty,"
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"-dedicated..." -Larry, Happy New Year."
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"You're too late."
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"-Isn't it almost a month already? -It's ridiculous."
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"Ah, look, well, they have nothing to say, these people."
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"-Oh, man. -How do you know it's a happy new year, anyway?"
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"-I can't believe it. -What?"
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"-Hey. -How you been?"
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"-Good. -Yeah, great to see you."
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"Shit. That's Rosen--"
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"-Phil Rosenthal. -Phil Rosenthal."
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"His own show, and how about-- Romano is on 500 times a day."
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"Somebody Feed Phil."
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"in third-world countries, feed him?"
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"He should be feeding other people."
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"It should be called Phil Feeds Everybody."
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"-You know what I'm gonna do with him tonight? -What's that?"
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"The Big Goodbye."
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"I'm employing The Big Goodbye."
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"-It's the greatest move in history. -How great is The Big Goodbye?"
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"-You avoid the person all night... -Of course."
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"And then at the end, when you're about to leave,"
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"you go, "Ah!" You give 'em a big goodbye."
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"-Then they feel good... -Bye! Goodbye and good luck to you and your family."
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"They're very happy that you spent this time with them"
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"at the end of the night, and..."
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"Um, are you up for doing our old ventriloquist act?"
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"-I don't know. Susie wants to see it. -Yeah, I'll do it."
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"-You will? -Yeah."
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"Okay, good. Can we do it pretty soon?"
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"-Of course. -Thank you."
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"Ted."
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"-(all laughing) -I'd like to thank Jeff and Susie"
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"-for inviting us into their beautiful home. -I like the other one."
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"(crowd laughing)"
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"Well, I think the house is very nice."
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"-(laughs) -(crowd laughing)"
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"Did they throw that fish smell in for free?"
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"(laughing)"
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"And, and, and look at all our other friends who are kind enough to join us."
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"-There's, there's Ted Danson. -Wow, is he handsome!"
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"He sure thinks so."
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"-Oh! -(laughing)"
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"And how about Susie, our inimitable hostess?"
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"but why did you make a jacket out of it?"
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"-Crowd: Oh! -(raucous laughter)"
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"-Are you having a good time? -A good time? Are you kidding me?"
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"I'm with a bunch of stiffs, the food sucks, the drinks aren't strong enough,"
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"and your hand is up my ass."
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"(laughing)"
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"(laughing)"
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"-Let's kiss and make up. -I'm..."
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"-I'm not gonna kiss a dummy. -I wouldn't. She's got a cold."
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"Bravo! Cheryl and Larry."
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"-Cheryl and Larry. -(cheers, whistles)"
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"-You were very funny. -Thank you."
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"Actually, you know what, I better not. I don't wanna catch a cold."
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"-I'll call you when I land. -...healthy. Okay."
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"You don't need to call her when you land."
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"If there's a plane crash, we'll know about it."
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"-Susie: Thank you for coming. -Ted: That was a great evening."
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"Ah! There you are. Finally gotcha."
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"Sir, I need you to get out of here."
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"-I, I, I've been ogling the pigs in a blanket. -Am I--"
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"Oh, my God. Yeah."
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"-Not the first time this has happened. -What? I want one."
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"-Huh? Were we a hit? -We were a hit."
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"-We were the highlight of this party. -Highlight of the party."
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"Yeah, I mean, it's a been a while, but we've still got it."
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"-I'm just getting an Uber. -Uber?"
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"-I'll take you home. -You don't have to do that."
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"Ah, it's nothing."
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"Are you kidding?"
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"I can't believe I didn't get a chance to talk to you all night,"
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"and now I'm on my way out."
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"-The Big Goodbye? What are you-- What are you talking about? -Big Goodbye."
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"Where you avoid me all night, and then you think you can"
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"cure it by having a Big Goodbye. I know. I've been around."
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"No, it wasn't. It was just a normal goodbye."
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"Yeah. I wasn't trying to avoid you."
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"Are you kidding? Why would I avoid you?"
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"We have a lot to talk about. Listen,"
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"It's fantastic. I get to go."
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"And then I have the whole Somebody Feed Phil show."
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"I want you to do my show. I want to go to Ethiopia with you."
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"-(chuckles) Ethiopia. -Ethiopia's great."
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"I don't think I'm running off to Ethiopia--"
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"Sure, you eat with your hands. It's fantastic."
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"-Everybody shares, and, and the thing-- -I... I..."
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"-I don't like to leave the continent, you know. -No?"
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"We'll start lunch Wednesday. We'll see where it goes."
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"Say yes to me and you can go."
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"-Okay. -Okay."
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