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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - Happy New Year (S10E10)

"Larry: You know, did I ever tell you"
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"So what does that mean? You said goodbye and then you didn't leave?"
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"-I did a Big Goodbye and then I didn't-- -Come on."
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"-I ran into her in the kitchen about an hour later. -Come on."
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"And what do you say? What do you even say?"
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"She said, "I thought you left." I said, "Well, you know."
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"I got, uh... something happened." I don't know."
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"I, but I, I can't believe that..."
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"that he knew about the Big Goodbye."
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"-(laughing) -That was unbelievable to me."
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"That was pretty unbelievable."
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"Yeah. You..."
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"(sighs)"
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"Cheryl: Wow, Larry."
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"By the way, before we get into that,"
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"are you aware that you have a wobbly table here?"
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"Look at this. Look at this table. It's unbelievable."
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"-I, I don't know how you can go to bed at night. -Yeah, it doesn't bother me."
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"If all tables in your house wobbled,"
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"you could live like that? You could in a wobble-house?"
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"We need to talk about Ted. We need to talk about everything that just happened here."
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"-What? -What?"
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"-What are you so... -Oh..."
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"I'm, I'm your ex-husband."
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"Ted is such a good person."
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"No, he's not such a good person, okay?"
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"You don't do that. You don't date a friend's ex-wife."
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"I mean, it's crazy."
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"-You know what it is? -Now... what?"
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"I think when I'm with you, it makes me feel..."
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"-...better about myself? -Morally superior."
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"-Yes. -Yes."
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"-I hear that a lot. Yeah. -Yeah. So, I'm not perfect,"
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"-but at least I'm better than you. -You're better than me."
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"I can relate to what you're saying,"
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"'cause I don't, I don't feel that way with people."
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"But I feel that way with animals 'cause they're generally so stupid,"
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"and I can-- especially insects, I can crush them."
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"You know, and, and they eat each other."
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"I mean, they're crazy, animals. So, yeah."
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"(both laugh)"
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"-Hey. Uh... Let me ask you something. -Yeah?"
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"we might meet up again?"
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"We'll see."
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"-You can't stay here. -I'm gonna tell you something, okay?"
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"-If we ever got back together... -Yeah."
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"...and somehow this table appeared on, on our bedside..."
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"-Yeah? -...it would be fixed immediately."
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"-Immediately. -Oh, my God."
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"-Go. -Larry: Okay."
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"-What? -Where the fuck you been at?"
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"-What are you? My mother? -Fuck yeah, I am."
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"All right, I was at a party, okay? I was at Jeff's party."
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"-That party was over a long time ago. -Huh?"
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"Yeah. This right here-- This right here? It's called tappin' hours."
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"This is the hours when people are tappin' ass."
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"Older white men should not be out this fuckin' late."
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"There's no late-night yacht club, or late-night garage sales"
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"and shit like that. You out here fuckin'."
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"When I'm tappin', I always tell you."
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"I come home and spread the fuckin' news."
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"You wanna know who I'm tappin'? You wanna know who I'm tappin'?"
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"Larry: I can't get out of it. It's Phil Rosenthal. He's just--"
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"What do you do? How many times can you say no?"
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"I did the Big Goodbye. He saw right through it."
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"Ah! You know what I'll do?"
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"Say it's an emergency and you gotta go."
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"I did that the last time I had lunch with him."
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"Oh, boy. That guy's relentless."
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"-Yeah, it was a great party. -You had a good time?"
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"-I did. I had a nice time. -Yeah."
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"So you drove Cheryl home?"
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"-Considering Ted's out of town-- -Yeah. I'm a nice guy."
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"-Yeah. -Yeah. I'm a nice guy."
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"So, what, did you just drop her off, or--"
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"-Yeah. Pretty much. -Hmm."
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"Dropped her off. Said good night. Went on my merry way."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Something you're not saying? Um..."
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"You know, can I person not just ask"
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"-a, a normal question? -No, they're not normal questions."
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"-There's a lot of implications. A lot of implications. -Larry: You're fishing--"
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"You're on a little fishing expedition."
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"You know, you two are something."
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"-You two make crap up-- -We're something?"
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"You know what? You're something."
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"Don't eat all the leftovers. We need them for dinner."
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"-Jeff: Sure, I won't. -You're something."
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"-I'll eat whatever the fuck I want. -That's right."
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"Hey. Did you sleep with Cheryl?"
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"-Yeah. -You did?"
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"Under any circumstances. Cheryl swore me to secrecy."
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"She didn't want me to tell you."
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"But I had to. I couldn't-- How could I not?"
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"I'm a human being, for God's sake."
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"-I think it's great. -Right?"
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"Yes. Wha-- What are you hoping to get out of it, though?"
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"I'm hoping to get back together, but..."
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"-I'll be surprised if I see her again. -Hmm."
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"We on for golf on Saturday?"
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"Arnie Norton asked if he could play."
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"(scoffs) I'm not playing with him. He's a Trump supporter."
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"-Never play with a Trump supporter. -Really?"
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"See him around town with that hat."
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""Make America Great Again.""
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"I don't need that crap."
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"He just-- He makes me want to not be anywhere near him."
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"I don't know. You can check with Carl. See if he wants to play."
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"I gotta go."
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"(Phil whistling)"
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"-Phil: Oh, hello, there. -Hostess: Hi."
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"-He is? Wow. -Yes. Right this way."
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"-Very impressive. -He was early."
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"Enjoy."
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"Larry: Hey, Phil!"
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"Good to see you. Sit. Sit down. Sit down."
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"Boy, I'm so glad we did this. It was such a good idea."
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"You, you were definitely right."
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"I'm, I'm starving. I hope this place is good."
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"Yeah, yeah, it's great. It's big portions"
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