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Clips from Three's Company - Stanley Casanova (S02E02)

"♪ Come and knock on our door ♪ ♪ Come and knock on our door ♪"
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"Oh. Okay. It doesn't seem to matter what I dream about."
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"Hi. Did you have a good ride? No, not really."
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"I couldn't get my mind off of this strange dream I had last night."
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"Oh, boy, what are you gonna do?"
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"See ya. Bye-bye. That was Steve from The Regal Beagle."
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"You never take me anyplace."
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"No. Why not?"
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"attracted to me, and plenty of 'em still are."
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"I'll show you."
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"Ick!"
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"That's good."
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"Oh, well, see?"
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"Good thinking. Yeah."
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"Joanie, excuse me. Would you do me a favor?"
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"Mr. Roper, you're in. She's waiting for you."
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"Remember, confidence."
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"[ Snapping Fingers ]"
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"Looks like Jack already did that."
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"Oh, hey, that's a good idea! Good."
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"Poor Mrs. Roper. Well, why'd you have to bring her here?"
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"And I've never had brains."
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"Mr. Roper! Yeah?"
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"I think you better tell him again. Yeah."
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"Yeah, yeah, she saw you, the kissing and everything."
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"Well, what I didn't tell you was, I'm a married man."
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"Well, I finally made it. I'm sorry I took so long."
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"You better wash your face. You got some ketchup on it."
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"Anyplace you're not!"
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"- What's she talking about? - I think it's about that knife in your hand."
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"Uh, excuse me."
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"There's a few things I want to straighten out with you."
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"Oh, Mr. Newman!"
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"♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪ ♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪"
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"♪ Where the kisses are hers and hers and his ♪"
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"♪ Three's company too ♪"
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"♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪ ♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪"
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"♪ We've a lovable space that needs your face ♪"
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"♪ Three's company too ♪"
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"♪ You'll see that life is a ball again ♪"
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"♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪"
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"♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪ ♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪"
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"♪ Three is company too ♪"
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"♪ Down at our rendezvous Three is company too ♪♪"
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"Janet, do you dream a lot?"
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"Uh, it depends on what I've had for dinner."
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"Do you dream dirty?"
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"- [ Clucks Tongue ] Is John Denver dirty? - No."
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"Then I'm clean."
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"Why? I don't know. It's this book I'm reading."
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"Look Beyond Your Dreams? Yeah. It's got me so scared, I'm afraid to go to sleep."
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"I mean, according to this book, I must be a depraved sex fiend."
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"The other night I dreamed I was back in school,"
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"and I went to the prom wearing blue shoes."
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"- So? What's wrong with that? - No dress."
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"In this book, even chocolate chip cookies are sexy."
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"No kidding? Geez, it never turned me on. [ Gasps ]"
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"Listen, Chrissy. If I were you, I would not worry."
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"Dreams can mean whatever you want 'em to."
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"Well, what about last night?"
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"I dreamed I was walking down this leafy lane, eating a blueberry muffin,"
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"and suddenly there was this white unicorn with a tulip in its teeth."
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"Well, look it up. Look under "unicorn." Okay."
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"Oop-oop-oop-oop."
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"Whoa! See?"
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"Yeah, this is better than John Denver."
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"What strange dream? Well, I dreamed I was riding this big, white unicorn..."
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"Did it have a tulip in its teeth?"
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"I don't know. I only read the part of the book you underlined."
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"- Nope. - Oh, good. I was hoping no girls would call me."
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"I was hoping I wouldn't get any calls at all."
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"That's good 'cause you didn't."
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"Terrific. I don't wanna go out tonight."
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"Just because it's Saturday night, why do"
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"people feel they have to go out? You got dates?"
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"[ Together ] No. Oh, good."
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"- What do you mean, good? - Well, I mean it's good we can be together."
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"I'm looking forward to spending an evening with my two best friends."
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"Aw, Jack. We'll have a great dinner. Then we can talk."
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"And maybe we can play a little Scrabble? And we could watch TV."
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"We'll have a great time. [ Phone Ringing ]"
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"I'll get it! No, it's for me!"
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"Mine! Mine. Hey, baby, listen."
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"I got this great new JT album, and if you got a turntable, maybe we can get it on."
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"Oh, hello, Steve."
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"Me? Well, um, sure."
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"Hey, no problem. Yeah. All right. Don't worry about it."
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"His car's broken down on the way back from San Diego,"
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"and he wants me to tend bar for him for a few hours."
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"Hey, what about our talk?"
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"What about our Scrabble? Aw."
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"And most of all, what about our dinner?"
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"I can't let the two of you go hungry now, can I?"
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"You'll take care of dinner for us before you go to the pub?"
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"Sure. I'll leave the recipe for you in the kitchen."
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"Okay, say it."
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"Say it, Helen. Come on. Say I never take you anyplace."
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"You're gonna be sorry you said that."
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"We're going out. Put on your makeup."
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"I'm wearing makeup."
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"Oh, good. Good."
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"- Hey, wait a minute. Where are we going? - To the movies!"
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"Oh, hey, terrific! To the movies!"
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"What are we gonna see? A Frankenstein festival."
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"Frankenstein? Yeah."
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"It's all on one program. The Bride of Frankenstein,"
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"The Ghost of Frankenstein and Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man."
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"No, thanks."
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"You go. They're your kind of people."
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"You don't wanna see Frankenstein and the Wolf Man?"
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"Can't we see something more romantic?"
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"Because I don't have free passes for something romantic."
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"You know... Listen, Helen."
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"Before we got married, a lot of women were"
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"The only women interested in you are tenants with backed-up toilets."
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"Are you saying women are only interested in me for my plumbing?"
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"Forget it, Stanley."
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"I'm not gonna forget it 'cause, frankly, you don't appreciate what you got in me."
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"I'll tell you something else."
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"A lot of women would be after me if it wasn't for this wedding ring."
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