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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"Yeah, well, I can handle pain."
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"This one time I was playing tennis, and..."
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"Yeah, but tattoo removal really hurts."
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"Everyone probably sounds like that."
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"Doctor, are you all right? I heard a woman screaming in here."
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"Here's to nine more great sessions."
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"And so the weeks went by."
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"The second session I told her about"
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"how I spent a summer working with inner-city kids."
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"The fourth session I made her laugh so hard she fell out of her chair."
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"So by the time the fifth session came around..."
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"Still no."
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"Still no."
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"What's up with that? I mean, I juggled."
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"You juggled?"
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"I thought you were trying to impress her."
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"You do magic."
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"How is juggling any lamer than magic?"
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"Magic's not lame."
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"- I don't get it. I mean... - Is this lame?"
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"We said no fireballs at the table."
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"What the hell is wrong with you?"
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"- Barney... - I..."
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"We've talked about this."
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"- It's a fire code violation. - Yeah, but Ted provoked me."
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"No, you are on a time-out. Go sit over there."
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"- But... - Go!"
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"Anyway... I don't get it."
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"She should be into me by now."
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"You know, you can do this, Ted."
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"I said that I would stop biting my nails, and kablam-ey."
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"It's just a challenge."
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"It can't be easy to woo someone while"
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"you're sticking your naked butt in their face."
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"Works for baboons."
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"It's called "presenting.""
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"I got four sessions left."
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"There's got to be an angle I'm not seeing."
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"You can't turn a "no" into a "yes," Ted. Can't be done."
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"I don't know, Barney. I mean, sometimes persistence pays off."
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"- I said "yes" eventually. - No, you didn't."
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"You were like, "No, we can't,"
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"- of the group." - To Ted."
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"Oh, right."
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"Wait a second. Wait a second, I got the angle."
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"Sir, please don't yell at me,"
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"because when people yell at me, I have a tendency to start crying."
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"Please don't do it."
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"When they're rude to you, hang up the phone."
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"Go on, you can do this, hang up."
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"Hang it up."
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"I am too busy to waste my time..."
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"I'm sorry, I just wish that some of the patients would be nicer to you."
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"The receptionist. That's my way in."
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"I like this."
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"Seduce the receptionist. That's a great plan."
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"That's not the plan."
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"And how would that help me with Stella?"
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"Who?"
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"Here's the plan."
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"Hi. Here."
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"I stopped..."
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"Hi, I stopped for coffee and I..."
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"and I thought I'd grab you something."
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"Oh, wow, thank you, that's so nice."
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"You're like a knight."
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"I should call you Sir Ted."
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"What?"
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"Nothing. Nothing. It's really stupid."
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"Um, Dr. Zinman, Ted's here."
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"Thanks. Thanks, Abby."
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"And now we wait."
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"she saw me in a whole new light."
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"Okay, I'm about to break my big rule here."
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"Break it."
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"Abby goes bowling with her church group"
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"every Wednesday night..."
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"and she really wanted to invite you, but she's too shy."
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"Abby is...?"
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"My receptionist."
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"You really made quite an impression on her with the coffee the other day."
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"I mean, she has really not stopped talking about you."
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"Oh, Abby."
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"But you just said, "Abby is...?""
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"Right."
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"Right, I thought I said "Alan.""
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"Who's Alan?"
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"Who's Abby?"
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"My receptionist."
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"Exactly."
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"What is happening?"
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"You just got to be yourself, no more gimmicks."
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"One more gimmick."
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"You know what's on her shelf?"
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"That self-help book The Power of Me."
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"I know, I know, but I thought if I read it,"
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"maybe we'd have something new to talk about."
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"It's actually a great book. It taught me the power of complete memory."
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"Can I borrow your copy?"
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"Hi, Ted."
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"I'll let her know."
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"Telepathically?"
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"That's funny. That's funny, smart, and great."
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"I am so sorry that I am late."
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"I have, like, two minutes for lunch everyday. It's crazy."
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"Yeah, I understand. I was just, uh, checking out the old bookshelf here."
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"I see you've read The Power of Me. It's funny..."
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"What? Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no,"
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"I would never read that piece of crap."
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"Some patient left it here."
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"Oh, thank God. I couldn't agree more."
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"That's total crap."
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"I see people reading that on the subway and I just want to shout,"
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""Get a life, people!""
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"- Ted, I found your book. - What?"
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"Your book The Power of Me. I think you accidentally dropped it in the garbage."
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"What? No, that's... that's not mine."
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"I've never seen that before in my life."
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"No, you were reading it in the lobby."
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"What, no, you have me confused with someone else."
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