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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"No, no, look right here. "From the personal library of Ted Mosby""
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"Ted,"
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"I hate to say this,"
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"but I think it's "nail the receptionist" time."
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"I'm not gonna nail the receptionist."
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"Ted, every little boy wants to grow up to nail the doctor or the lawyer."
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"Somebody's gotta nail the receptionist."
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"No. I like Stella."
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"Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there, Ted."
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"Your little Stella is not so perfect."
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"What do you mean?"
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"I went down there and checked her out for myself."
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"And while I was down there,"
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"I discovered that she had a secret,"
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"a terrible... terrible secret."
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"What? What is it?"
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"Hold on, I gotta pee."
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"Okay, I'm back."
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"What's going on at work?"
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"What's the big secret?!"
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"Oh. Oh, right."
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"Hi, I'd like to see Dr. Zinman, please."
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"Sure, what's it regarding?"
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"Oh, I just want to see her. Want to look at her, see what she looks like."
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"I-I don't understand."
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"I'm sorry, did I accidentally oprima numero dos when I called?"
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"Do you speak English?"
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"I want to see her!"
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"Sir, please don't yell at me"
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"because when people yell at me, I have a tendency to start crying."
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"Please don't do that. Please."
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"At first she seemed great, beautiful, smart, way out of your league."
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"Oh, Abby, did my hypnotherapist call yet?"
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"When am I going to kick this folliculaphilia?"
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"Folliculaphilia?"
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"Folliculaphilia."
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"What is that?"
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"Ted, your perfect woman..."
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"can only be attracted..."
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"to men with moustaches."
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"That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. That's not real."
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"You're right, Ted. I'm just making that up."
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"I know that you are because there's no such thing."
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"I got it a little bit."
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"Hi. Uh, Ted Mosby for Dr. Zinman."
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"Oh, hi, Ted. Love the 'stache."
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"You look like a youngTom Selleck, only a million times handsomer."
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"Dr. Zinman, Magnum's here to see you."
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"Sorry I'm late. Typical two-minute lunch."
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"So we are very close to getting..."
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"Why? Just why?"
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"Y-you don't remember?"
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"I'll bet anyone ten bucks I can get Ted to grow a moustache."
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"Uh... okay."
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"You sabotaged my next to last chance with Stella for ten dollars?"
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"I know. I would've done it for free."
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"But, no. You owe me ten bucks."
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"This is awful. My-my tenth session is next week."
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"I'm gonna ask her out and,"
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"she's gonna say the most demoralizing syllable in the English language, no."
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"You know what? Just forget it. I'm not even gonna ask her."
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"No, you have to. She likes you. She said so herself."
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"I mean..."
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"Oh, my God, you went and saw her, too."
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"I swear to you, I did not."
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"My wife's always getting on me about my dry elbows."
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"So good to be in a relationship."
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"Anyone special in your life?"
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"Or maybe just someone you're interested in?"
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"Interes-ted in?"
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"You know, we should really get this mole checked out."
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"It's just a little irregular."
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"Irregular?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"This is it. It's all over."
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"One patients has this little butterfly tattoo at the bottom of his back."
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"Can you stop talking about your other patients?!"
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"I'm dying here, woman!"
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"Okay."
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"Hey, what was it you were saying before about the guy with the butterfly tattoo?"
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"Oh, that... that's nothing. It's just a little crush."
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"So I will be calling you with your results."
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"Oh. Okay. Thank you."
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"Oh, sir, your book!"
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"- No. - Yes."
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"She said "crush"?"
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"And she was talking about me?"
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"I savored every searing blast of that laser."
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"The moment I'd waited ten weeks for had arrived."
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"Stella..."
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"...now that I'm no longer your patient,"
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"would you like to have dinner with me?"
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"- Ted, you're a really nice guy... - Oh, no."
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"It has been so great getting to know you."
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"I am gonna kill Marshall."
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"I've had so much fun these last ten weeks."
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"Oh, my God, this is worse than the laser."
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"I have a daughter."
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"What?"
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"Her name's Lucy. She's eight."
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"Work and being with her, that's pretty much my life."
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"My social calendar"
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"is movie night with the girls once a month when I can get a sitter."
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"I mean, I've been to one party in the past year..."
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"St. Paddy's Day... it was awful, I left early."
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"But, really, my only free time is the two minutes I get for lunch, so..."
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"this is why I don't date."
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"I only have time for one most important person in my life, and that's Lucy."
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"Anyway, it's been fun."
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"Next time, think before you ink."
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"But if you ever do wake up with, like, a"
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"dolphin tattoo on your ankle, just give me a call."
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"There it is.. she's a mom."
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"It's just not gonna happen."
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"Sorry, dude."
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"Have a shrimp."
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"I guess I got no one but myself to blame."
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"She told me right from the start she was gonna say no and sure enough..."
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"Wait a minute."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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