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Clips from Schitt's Creek (2015) - The Hospies (S05E05)

"- So you're probably safe. - I should point out,"
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"they have been coming by with drink trays."
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"Oh yeah, we'll just go to the bar."
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"Okay, well, I'm sure you have some catching up to do."
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"♪"
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"David, look."
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"Ronnie is sitting in that booth with Roland,"
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"laughing about something."
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"Okay."
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"She says she's working as fast as she can."
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"We don't have a bathroom, David!"
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"I'm well aware of that."
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"You know, my uncle's a contractor."
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"I know how this works, you've gotta stay on top of it,"
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"or they will find a million reasons to just drag it out."
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"Mhmm, well, my ex-best friend was a crisis manager,"
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"and she told me multiple times,"
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"not to talk to anyone."
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"Especially while they're eating."
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"So I'm gonna just..."
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"Roland: Oh hey, Pat. What are you doing?"
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"Playing hooky, or did the store finally close?"
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"I don't laugh a lot, but that was good."
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"That is funny, especially considering we are open,"
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"Because right now, it sorta looks like"
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"a quarantine station."
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"I'm sorry, are you implying something?"
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"You know, I'm just saying,"
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"uh, the bathroom's supposed to be done today,"
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"and you say you're working as fast as you can,"
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"but uh, here I find you with Roland."
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"Okay, FYI."
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"Roland is the hook-up for your tiles."
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"His cousin, Arnie, gets them at cost."
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"So I thought I would thank Roland by buying him lunch."
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"Because that's how I do business."
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"Makes sense. I was just sort of uh..."
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"checking in."
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"I could always cancel the order,"
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"if that's how you wanna do business."
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"Roland: Ooh! Ouch."
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"I would run out and get some aloe Vera pal,"
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"'cause you just got burned."
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"Hi, is everything okay?"
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"I don't know, you tell me."
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"Yeah, no, I was just uh, telling Ronnie what a..."
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"what a great job she's doing on the bathroom."
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"And uh, we should get back to the store."
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"Okay, do you still need to use the restroom?"
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"What? Nope! Uh, came here for you."
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"Thanks for checking in."
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"Hi, my name is Alexis Rose,"
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"Okay, what are you gonna be singing for us today, Alexis?"
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"I have chosen to perform the title track"
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"off of my critically reviewed, limited reality series,"
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"- "A Little Bit Alexis." - Ooh!"
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"Feel free to sing along if you know the words."
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"Okay."
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"♪"
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"Let's do it."
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"♪ I'm a Lamborghini"
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"♪ I'm a Hollywood star"
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"♪ When I drive my car"
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"♪ I'm expensive sushi"
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"♪ I'm a huge, huge yacht"
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"♪ I'm a little bit single"
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"♪ Even when I'm not"
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"♪ I'm little bit..."
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"♪ I'm a little bit of la la la-la-la-la-la ♪"
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"♪ La la la-la-la-la-la A little bit Alexis... ♪"
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"Oh wow, okay."
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"- ♪ La-la-la... - Just wonderful."
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"Okay, yeah, I still actually had a few more verses."
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"And in the last verse, I really get to showcase my range."
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"Oh no, you know what?"
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"I think that just that 30 seconds is..."
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"more than enough to go off of, yeah."
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"Great question! Jocelyn?"
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"Well, we do have to see all the other candidates."
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"But we will definitely get back to you."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"Oooh!"
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"Oh..."
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"Well, there is a place for her... somewhere."
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"Moira, I saw your talent, and I thought,"
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"well, the apple can't fall far from the tree."
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"Different orchard, Jocelyn."
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"Though I do admire the confidence."
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"What are we gonna do now?"
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"of which I tried to steer us clear."
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"No, Babs Streisand's vocal coach quit the business"
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"He now lives in a monastery."
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"Wow, it took a while to get the drinks,"
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"yet, I don't see any drinks."
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"Oh uh, we just finished them at the bar."
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"Oh, I see."
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"Well, you got back at the perfect time."
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"Elmdale Moto Lodge just won "Best Motel Suite.""
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"Coincidentally, the Hospies Committee"
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"just had their retreat there last fall."
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"I'm not saying something's up, but uh..."
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"So, what are you doing after this?"
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"at the Elmdale Moto Lodge"
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"Oh my."
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"Just thought I'd tag along with you for a few days,"
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"you know, tour the best and brightest"
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"in dusty roadside accommodations."
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"Oh!"
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"I will be traveling with royalty, after all."
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"- Johnny: Getting close, - Stevie. Stay calm!"
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"Wait, I'm sorry, I-I'm not sure"
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"if we're still joking around."
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"and I know you have a few more motels to hit, so..."
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"no, that would be fine."
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"That would be fine?"
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"That's the kind of reaction you want."
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"you just caught me a little off guard."
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"I just wanna make sure that we're still"
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"- on the same page here. - Yeah, totally."
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"Yeah... good, good, okay."
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