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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Mother and Child Reunion (S32E32)

"I'm counting on you to find the cure"
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"for everything that's gonna kill me."
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"- No pressure. -"
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"Wait a minute. This is on the wrong eye."
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"Ooh, much better."
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"Please, don't mention the word "college.""
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"College? No way."
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"This is a surprise promposal."
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"My dad."
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"Imitating Seth MacFarlane imitating Frank Sinatra."
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"♪ Take him to the prom ♪"
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"♪ And let him dance forevermore ♪"
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"♪ If you turn him down ♪"
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"♪ He will curl up on the floor ♪"
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"♪ In other words ♪"
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"♪ We're desperate ♪"
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"We really are."
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"And you'll have to drive 'cause he can't. Ha!"
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"I can see you're tempted, Lis."
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"There's nothing cooler than a guy who's graduated"
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"Did I hear an "okay"?"
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"Aw, hey, kid. What's the matter?"
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"Your whole life, for reasons I'll never understand,"
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"you've been looking forward to college."
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"Today, you get in."
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"College costs a fortune, and does it really do any good?"
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"All you get is a piece of paper with your name on it."
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"And it's written in Latin,"
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"so the only people who can actually read it"
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"are dead Romans and Catholic priests."
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"And last I checked, none of them are handing out jobs."
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"Then why did you study so hard and miss all the fun?"
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"♪ Old days ♪"
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"♪ Fun days ♪"
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"I don't know now. I think of all those years"
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"I could've played kickball."
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"So many jump ropes un‐jumped."
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"I regret starting this conversation."
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"Every one. I got into every one."
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"Why does this moment feel so empty?"
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"Come one, come all. Don't miss it."
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"Lisa, I told everyone"
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"you're going to make your pick today."
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"This is the greatest moment of my life."
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"Drumroll!"
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"♪ A Simpson got into college ♪"
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"♪ A Simpson got into college ♪"
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"♪ And I just never applied. ♪"
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"Everyone, shh! It's the moment of truth."
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"Congratulations, Lisa. Which one are you gonna choose?"
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"Bob Jones. Bob Jones. Bob Jones."
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"I, uh..."
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"I'm not going to college."
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"Marge, nobody knows comedy like I don't."
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"She's not joking."
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"Lisa, you can't do this. We're counting on you."
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"Well, you know, Marge, I didn't go to college,"
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"lack of student loans."
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"Do not encourage her."
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"Marge, her not going to college"
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"Lisa, please. I'm giving you"
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"one last chance to salvage this day."
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"I've lived for this moment."
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"And all I've ever asked from you"
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"is that everything that never happened to me"
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"happens to you."
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"And that justifies my existence on Earth"
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"for the hours I spent holding you, cleaning you,"
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"cooking your supper, drying your tears,"
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"catching your colds"
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"and burying every personal need I had"
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"just so I could have the brief joy"
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"with the roommate from the fancy family"
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"who you'll spend the holidays with on their ranch in Colorado"
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"instead of coming home to me."
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"which college are you going to?"
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"None."
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"- What's that? - Ingrate!"
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"I'm sorry, but could you have decided"
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"you didn't want to go to college before ten years"
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"of me driving you to saxophone lessons, SAT prep,"
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"college tours of colleges you were never gonna go to?!"
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"‐ ‐Could it be"
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"that I'm finally the favorite parent?"
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"Maggie, whose side are you on?"
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"I don't like how digital she's getting."
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"Aw, you know just what to say."
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"Honey,"
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"I baked you brownies to eat"
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"while you reconsider stuff you've done or said."
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"Wait a minute. Do you actually think"
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"your brownies will affect my life decisions?"
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"They have walnuts in them."
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"Mom, I never really liked your brownies,"
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"and I'm not going to college."
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"Really? Who are you?"
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"other people wanted me to do."
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"Now I'm doing what I want."
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"Oh. Someday, you're gonna have a daughter of your own,"
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"and you'll see how I feel."
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"Who says I'm gonna have kids?"
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"I just need some time to think."
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"Okay. Just promise me"
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"that before you make any final decisions,"
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"- you'll talk to... - I know, I know. My father."
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"I'm talking about the man"
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"who's been there for every birthday."
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"The one man who took pride in your every achievement."
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"I'd love to talk with you, Lisa, but first,"
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"boys, it's 6:00 p. m. Time for bed."
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"BOTH Yay!"
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"College was my dream. Then I thought,"
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""Is it really my dream or just everyone else's?""
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"for whatever path He puts you on."
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"Of course. The dignity of work."
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"Thank you, Mr. Flanders."
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"ROD Daddy, can you come upstairs?"
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"We're scared."
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"Daddy, bring the monster spray!"
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"I may have over‐coddled them just a little bit."
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