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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Mother and Child Reunion (S32E32)

"Now, I'm afraid the next kilometer"
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"This is not blackjack."
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"Come on, pal, hit me."
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"Fine."
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"D'oh! Should've held on the hard Knave of Cups."
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"I have no regrets."
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"I have no regrets."
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"Simpson, the corn isn't sticking to the dogs."
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"Why did I waste 30 minutes training you?"
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"Now the pulp is settling in the lemonade!"
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"Pump! Pump!"
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"Pump...!"
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"Why am I working here?"
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"Even I can't answer that,"
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"and I was a philosophy major at Brown."
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"Brown!"
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"Brown...!"
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"God, that job sucks."
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"Here's a little secret, honey."
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"All jobs suck."
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"That's why you get paid to do them."
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"Now you're finally going to college, right?"
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"Okay, I can't change this, and I can't accept this."
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"What do I do? Go downstairs and yell into the dryer."
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"Why is she doing this?!"
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"Why won't she go to college?!"
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"We've been planning this her whole life!"
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"I'll have that picture and that picture"
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"Can't you read the names?"
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"No, ma'am."
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"You seem to read just fine,"
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"and you're stuck in this dump."
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"Not anymore."
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"I know what I'm gonna do."
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"I hope it starts with pressin' the button what brings my food."
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"Nope. I'm not gonna learn."
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"I'm gonna teach!"
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"I'm gonna start an after‐school program,"
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"individualized and accessible to children"
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"who fall through the cracks."
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"What are you going to do for money?"
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"I'd like to see you try."
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"- Whoo‐hoo! -"
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"Welcome to the Boundless Horizons School,"
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"where I'm gonna change your lives"
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"and you're gonna write letters to me forever"
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"and you'll say I was your most influential person."
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"Well, I'm gonna use every trick there is."
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"I'll put the desks in a circle."
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"I'll take the toughest one of you"
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"and put him or her in charge of making everyone behave."
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"And I'll teach Shakespeare using dances from TikTok."
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"♪ Out, out, damned spot ♪"
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"♪ This is the way that Shakespeare should be taught. ♪"
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"Her incredible lameness has me riveted."
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"Finally, someone who gets me as a stereotype."
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"and start to better random lives."
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"Um..."
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"and pay a $25 city business tax."
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"‐ ‐Okay."
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"Just give me the change, please."
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"Um, I'm not great at math."
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"Leave that to me."
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"Lisa Simpson's after‐school program"
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"has been a tremendous success."
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"Unlike the news business."
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"And now, given her high profile and 80% approval rating,"
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"Lisa's running for state school superintendent"
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"against incumbent Gary Chalmers."
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"test scores have fallen."
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"Graduation rates have fallen."
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"I am not going to stand here and listen to some nasty woman..."
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"I‐I'm just trying to make a point, all right?"
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"I'm not gonna let some stupid, nasty, homely woman..."
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"I concede."
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"Uh, congratulations."
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"Beloved superintendent of schools, Lisa Simpson,"
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"is now running for governor!"
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"Soon she'll move beyond the scope"
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"of a career‐stuck local anchorman like me."
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"Lisa Simpson, governor of..."
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"is running for president."
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"with her mother can stop her now."
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"Nate Silver analyzes."
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"Well, George, Lisa is doing great"
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"with disenchanted daughters."
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"Also tiger moms, checked‐out dads"
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"and grandparents who like everything,"
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"and saxophonists above second chair."
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"Now, it's a week before the election but‐‐"
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"what the hell‐‐ I'm calling it for Lisa."
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"My work here is done."
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"Good luck, America."
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"joining George Washington, Abraham Lincoln"
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"and Harry S. Truman."
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"Think about that when you're paying your student loans."
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"Stephanopoulos out."
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"Yes. But you have to learn it on the streets."
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"She's finally going to college?"
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"No. She's president."
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"You knew that, didn't you?"
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"Oh, crap. I really am out of the loop."
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"Look, the heart of the story is Lisa and me."
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"Do we finally get along?"
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"Also, in the future,"
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"Can't we dwell on the fact that I was president?"
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"So concerned about your futures"
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"but no one cares about mine."
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"but my body winds up in the dumpster behind the store."
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"Do any of you give a damn?"
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"Very well."
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"The future will be revealed."
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"But first, I want to plug my gig this Saturday"
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"Ich bekomme keinen Respekt."
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"Ah. Here we are."
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"It's Inauguration Day,"
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"because I don't have a life!"
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"You're all I've got!"
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"And we'll get right on that!"
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"Madam President,"
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