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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Diary Queen (S32E32)

"(screeches)"
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"(gasps) Where's your helmet?"
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"♪"
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"♪ And Flanders always gives in, too nice ♪"
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"♪ Maude bought them as a joke I did not get ♪"
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"♪ I'll undersell eBay ♪"
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"See, Marge? We skip one rehearsal,"
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"Wow, Mr. Flanders."
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"All I need is God in my heart, the good book in my hand, and..."
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"We bought 'em, we smash 'em."
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"‐(boys laugh) ‐(Flanders groans)"
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"I'll have what he's having."
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"Thank you."
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"(inhales)"
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"May I buy these books?"
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"(groans)"
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"I do not need to see the dark side of another marriage."
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"This is your fault, Krabappel."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Let's drop the car off at the car wash,"
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"The perfect crime!"
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"all I can think of now is we should do that, Lou."
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"Reading someone else's diary in a church?"
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"(Irish accent): No, not really."
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"What did she say?"
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""When he grows up,"
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"What does that mean?"
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"And yet she says I have potential."
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"("Battle Hymn of the Republic" playing)"
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"BART: Wow. Presidential chair tester."
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"♪ And that just made the bullies worse. ♪"
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"Now, hold on, Bart. You have potential."
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"I know this one. It's "B.""
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"Mm‐hmm."
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"Ay Krabappel!"
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"Okay, spill it."
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"which I've actually forgotten."
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"(groans) Okay."
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"But I will take your wee coney..."
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"Do you like your stew?"
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"And it's giving me anxiety attacks."
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"I'm helping him live a lie that may ruin him!"
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"the cold, dead eyes of Mike Pence."
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"Now our major award of the day."
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"- Let's hear it for him. - (student coughs)"
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"You wrote the book on teaching."
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"What?"
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"♪ And only I know why. ♪"
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"Thanks to Mrs. K, I fear nothing. Not even long division."
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"How about a little reality check?"
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"Spell "pneumatic.""
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"No, they didn't."
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"(gasps)"
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"Obsolescence‐‐ O‐B..."
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"MILHOUSE: Obsequious..."
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""Scratching at the bell on his collar"?"
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"(chuckles)"
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"Oh, I feel so much better."
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"How does he do it? I don't know!"
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"Now, we can't leave Springfield unless it's unanimous. Todd?"
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"from that ladybug that scares me."
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"who just need someone to recognize the basic goodness"
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"You might want to read it."
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"Did you fix Bart?"
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""Now that I've been with Ned a year,"
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"I'll think of a penance."
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"♪ I found her diary underneath a tree ♪"
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"♪ All the sweet things they can find. ♪"
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"D'oh!"
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"(grunts)"
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"D'oh!"
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"♪ This woman's gonna get what she wants today ♪"
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"♪ Barney's gonna buy a new sconce today ♪"
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"♪ Gonna buy a broom to play quidditch today ♪"
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"♪ Waylon's gonna get some kitsch today ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ I'm gonna buy some figurines today ♪"
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"♪ Some lovely pastoral scenes today ♪"
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"♪ I've finally found the rare girl with goat ♪"
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"♪ Today ♪"
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"♪ The shoppers always haggle, low price ♪"
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"♪ Too nice, too nice ♪"
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"♪ I'll sell these fuzzy dice ♪"
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"♪ Today, today ♪"
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"♪ We'll sell our toys, we pray ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause playing is a sin that we regret ♪"
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"BOTH: Yay!"
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"(cartoon scrambling sound effect)"
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"♪ ♪"
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"(trumpets)"
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"♪ Criterion Collection: Meryl Streep ♪"
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"♪ A box of Easter candy, all Peeps ♪"
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"♪ Today, today ♪"
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"♪ We'll get some useless crap today! ♪"
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"and we're totally lost."
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"♪ Today! ♪"
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"You're selling your used birthday candles?"
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"Hmm, they relight themselves."
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"I won't have voodoo in the house."
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"I'm one. I'm two."
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"I'm three. I'm dizzy."
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"(groans, thud)"
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"Oh."
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"Do you really want to sell these precious memories?"
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"(chuckles)"
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"They're just earthly possessions, Marge."
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"(gasps) What are you heathens doing"
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"to my Norman Rockwell commemorative plates?!"
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"Take that, Freedom from Want."
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"Look at me! I'm Mr. Rogers."
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"Yeah. And I'm Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally."
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"- We're having a ball! - Of yarn."
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"(both laughing)"
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"(groans)"
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"Oh, all this humiliation for..."
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"(scoffs) $21?"
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"Get out before I turn on the hose!"
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"Okay, fine. I'm not selling one more precious tchotchke"
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"unless it's going to a decent, respectful home."
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"Excuse me, sir? I understand how you feel."
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