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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Fulgencio (S04E04)

"Like the last time we got pizza from our favorite place here."
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"Remember that? We got shortchanged,"
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"she cursed a blue streak and got our money back."
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"How's that pizza, by the way?"
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"Pretty good. It's okay."
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"Liars! It's garbage."
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"That's not Scardino's. It's Scandoni's."
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"You know why? 'Cause your mom's little blow-up..."
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"got us banned from Scardino's for life."
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"So maybe your mom's way isn't always the best way."
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"Now why don't you guys tell me what's going on?"
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"I'm having a '60s-themed birthday party next week."
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"Hippies, bell-bottoms, tie-dye."
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"Karen Sullivan heard about it, and decided to have the same party-tonight."
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"Not groovy."
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"I accidentally called my teacher "Mommy.""
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"My "friend" Reuben went around and told everyone."
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"Oh, hey, Reuben, do you remember that class field trip to the zoo..."
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"when the zebra rushed the fence and you peed your pants?"
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"I didn't tell anyone, not even on the bus ride home..."
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"when he had to sit next to Mom-"
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"Miss Bockman! Damn it!"
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"Our neighbor's out of town,"
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"and she's paying me to move her car on street cleaning days."
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"Now I would just park it in her driveway,"
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"but she already has a camper and a cord of wood there."
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"Pretty sure she's a lesbian."
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"Anyway, easy money, right?"
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"Oh, my God. I can't see anything!"
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"Hard starboard! What does that even mean?"
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"How much longer do I have to block people?"
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"Dylan, you are being no help right now!"
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"Sorry, but I'm already in trouble with dispatch..."
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"for drinking all those little waters."
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"Drive! Do it now!"
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"How do I tell her I snapped a branch on her beloved lemon tree?"
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"I mean, she boils the leaves to add a scent to her own work boot oil."
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"Did I mention she plays in two softball leagues?"
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"What are you guys gonna do? You gonna have your mom go around..."
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"and yell at all these people and burn a bunch of bridges,"
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"or are you gonna talk to your Reubens,"
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"your Karens, your lemon lady?"
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"Tell 'em how you feel, appeal to their human side."
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"So she's out all day?"
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"I'll try her cell. It's off. I texted her while Dad was talking."
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"Pilar, I brought you a coffee. Oh."
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"I put a little something extra in it."
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"Jay, you devil."
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"Hey, by the way, look-"
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"It's beautiful, no?"
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"It's the dressing gown for Fulgencio's christening."
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"All the man in our family wear this."
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"What's one more son in a dress?"
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"Oh, tradition. It's so important."
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"I have a gift in here for little Fulgencio..."
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"You know, about this naming thing-"
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"In America, it's not real common to hear the name "Fuljencio.""
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"- Hen? - Hen."
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"I'm just being honest with you."
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"No. No, no, no, no, that's good."
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"That's good. I should be more honest with you sometimes."
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"Well, we know each other a few years."
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"I don't like you, Jay. Huh?"
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"Nah. We can act like everything is fine for the family,"
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"but, you know, I have never liked you."
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"The way you take whatever looks good to you, you know-"
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"like my daughter or the last piece of meat."
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"Whoa."
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"You're always too busy to pick me up at the airport."
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"You send a total stranger with a cardboard sign."
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"Hey, Grandma. Hey."
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"Hey, buddy. Get over here."
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"I sure do love the cross you got me."
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"But do I have to wear it today?"
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"It's kinda hard to close my shirt over it."
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"Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You do whatever you want, padrecito."
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"I know that's the way in this house."
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"But if you wear it, ooh, you'll make me proud."
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"It's been in my family for five generations."
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"Okay. I'll walk you out, buddy."
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"Just you."
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"Okay. Excuse me. Sorry."
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"All right. Here we've got the deli platter,"
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"and there's more in my car."
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"But those are not from Rumpernook's."
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"No, because the cheese at Rump-"
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"I don't go there anymore."
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"I'm going to do the laundry."
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"Okay, Sonia. I love you so much."
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"- Wow. Pretty cozy with the new housekeeper, huh? - She's my sister."
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"Wow. Pretty weird with your sister."
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"She likes to keep busy. But I feel bad for her."
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"I have so much, and she has nothing."
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"Okay. Well, people make their own choices."
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"Maybe just a little bit."
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"and I took them."
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"- Well, it didn't prevent her from going anywhere. - No, no."
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"Maybe just one time."
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"There was a letter that arrived from America about a job opportunity."
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"And it was only for one person,"
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"and I went."
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"But it's not like the envelope was addressed to her,"
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"and you opened it and-"
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"You're evil."
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"I had to get out of there, Claire."
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"Maybe a little bit."
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"Where is the river?"
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"- Hey, boys! - Crispin."
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"Shouldn't you be preparing for your annual party of the century?"
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"It's done, and it's perfect. In my mind, I'm already into next year's."
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"I'm here with Brett. I don't know if you've seen his new look,"
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"but you are going to have a heart attack and die."
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"No one's dying. It's just an expression."
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"Yep, I did it. Pulled the trigger and got a perm."
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"You sure did."
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"Did it myself, right in the kitchen."
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"You don't need to spend a million to look like a million."
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"Uh, you know, my coffee's probably ready, so-"
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"Bye."
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"Okay, that's like a Chia Pet, right?"
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