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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Fulgencio (S04E04)

"Maybe a drag production of Annie?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, actually, Lily, I think Uncle Crispin's forgetting..."
Modern Family (2009)
"that Brett has feelings and we need to try and not hurt them, so-"
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"that when you say nice things to people, they say nice things back."
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"Well, consider me reminded."
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"Gotta run. Yeah, we'll see you tonight. Bye."
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"He's funny. Yes, he is, but he can also be biting."
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"He bites people? Well, with his words,"
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"not with his teeth like Xander from art class."
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"We need to confirm he got his shot."
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""Too many R.S.V.P.'s. Have to make cuts to party."
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"Maybe next time." Sad face."
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"Because we refuse to abuse, we get banned from the party of the century?"
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"Does somebody need a wahmbulance?"
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"Hey, kids. How was your day?"
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"I knew the answer to that question."
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"I'd had kind of a busy day going around solving everyone's problems."
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"I started by going to see my buddy Stavros the florist."
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"- Stavros, I assume? - Yes."
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"I just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood."
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"How good is lamb, huh?"
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"Oh!"
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"Nikos! Oh! Gotcha."
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"Oh!"
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"Get back in-"
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"I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do for you?"
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"Well-"
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"That's when I realized my kids didn't understand..."
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"the concept of killing with kindness because they'd never seen it."
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"So, I decided I'd prove it to them..."
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"by going on a hugicidal rampage."
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"Is that Reuben rockin' the Potter specs?"
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"Quiddiculous!"
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"Hey, listen, buddy, I heard about Luke calling his teacher "Mommy.""
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"Epic fail, by the way."
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"But, you know, since you're one of the cool kids,"
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"maybe you could get the other ones to ease off a little?"
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"Cool. Air bump."
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"Hi, Lee. It's Phil Dunphy from down the street. We haven't met."
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"I was actually calling to leave a message for your wife..."
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"just to say thanks for hiring my daughter Haley."
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"Listen, we'd love to have you and the missus over for a glass of wine,"
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"or, uh, maybe you and I could go out for a boys' night."
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"But anyway, if you could-"
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"Damn it! Oh. Oh."
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"Hey, Karen Sullivan. Alex's dad."
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"Well, look whose teeth got so nice and straight."
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"Who wants to go first?"
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"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! One at a time!"
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"You called Miss Cooper a man!"
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"There is no husband! She's Lee!"
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"Weirdly deep-voiced, alcoholic, gay Lee Cooper..."
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"who you invited out for a glass of wine!"
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"Thanks to your little charm offensive with Karen,"
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"one thing did change about her party-I'm not invited!"
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""Quiddiculous"? "Epic fail"?"
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"Now the whole school is just laughing at both of us."
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"Stavros, hey!"
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"Why not?"
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"What?"
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"Change of plans. This isn't over."
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"I want you to wear something beautiful tonight."
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"So please, choose."
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"What is this room? This is the closet."
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"So all the people of the town, they leave their nice clothes with you?"
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"No. These are all my clothes."
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"But... I do miss the simple things at home."
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"So tell me, how-how are things in the village?"
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"- We had a flood. - Ay, but it-it wasn't a bad one, right?"
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"- We had a boat. - Ay, that's great."
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"We had a boat."
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"Are you dating anyone?"
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"You remember Antonio Marquez?"
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"Yes, of course."
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"The most handsome boy in the school with those beautiful eyes."
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"His father with the wooden leg-"
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"He lost it in the flood."
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"So is it serious?"
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"Don't look at that. I won't. Trust me."
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"Please. It's pathetic."
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"Crispin getting all our friends to text us the details of his great party."
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"Such torture, huh?"
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"Oh, catering by Amelia's. Ow!"
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"Topless valet parkers."
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"Sting. Exactly."
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"No, Sting is at the party. Mitchell, I wanna be there."
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"Cam. No, come on. Who are we kidding? You do too."
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"Today, ladies! Okay, right there. That."
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"That is why we are making this sacrifice-for our daughter."
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"when, let's face it, Lily's snarkiness is my doing."
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"Well, what's done is done."
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"Let's just get ready for church."
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"Yeah, I mean, it's just hard to not feel guilty, you know, when it's mostly my fault."
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"I get it. Just don't beat yourself up."
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"Hey. Pocket square, no pocket square?"
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"Really? You're taking zero of the responsibility, or-"
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"Oh. Were you trying to get me to take the blame?"
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"Oh, and deny you the chance to play the martyr?"
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"you're snarking up the wrong tree, okay?"
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"You are the one who can't let a single situation pass without making a comment."
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"Oh, well, maybe I'll just start today."
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"I think it'll make you feel better. I think I already do."
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"Right to my face, "I don't like you." Nobody doesn't like me."
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"I'm Jay. I'm-I'm salt of the earth."
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"Why are you inhaling my baby?"
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"Oh, they only smell perfect like this for a little while."
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"Yeah. That's the stuff."
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"From day one, I've treated this woman like a queen."
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"I've flown her back and forth."
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"I've-I've tasted her native food."
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"You know what chin tastes like? 'Cause I do."
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"And now to find out-"
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"What? I'm listening."
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"You're rubbing yourself with a baby."
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"I have seen you French kiss your dog."
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"She was taking a treat out of my mouth. That's a trick."
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"I am sure you know what I find funny about this situation."
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"- What? - You have an in-law who, no matter what you do,"
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"no matter how hard you try, you can't win over."
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"What about it?"
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