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Clips from Inside Job (2021) - Blue Bloods (S01E01)

"-[laughs] Okay. -[phone whooshes]"
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"Coming to you live from the Reptoid Supreme Court."
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"Well, Reagan, the bad news is,"
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"[groans]"
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"Please welcome our high justice of the Reptoid Court,"
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"so let's make this quick. What are the charges?"
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"This true? You rip his arms off?"
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"See this bruise on my face?"
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"[sighs] I don't wanna diagnose, but maybe Asperger's?"
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"Oh, come on!"
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"[Myc chuckles] She's always had the hots for me but won't admit it."
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"Me, I'm counting. Mr. Mothman is counting."
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"I think this is working."
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"On the bright side, I finally finished reassembling Bear-o, so…"
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"Dad, this is serious."
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"You made a robot bear do it instead."
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"and nothing but the truth, so help me Godzilla 2000."
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"What, people? That touchy-feely crap makes you weak."
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"[Bear-o] Bear-o is proud of Reagan."
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"Hey, look, you know, family is an experiment."
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"-[splats] -[reptoid woman wails]"
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"-No, not really. -Yeah, it feels weird."
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"so I'm sentencing you to court-ordered therapy"
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"[reptoids hissing]"
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"I'm deciding this is okay."
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"Oh God, this is an orgy, isn't it?"
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"Oh yes. Yes, it is!"
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"[Myc chuckles] Hello, HR. Who's ready for some gross misconduct?"
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"You know what? No."
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"'cause I have a new frat now, Cognito Inc."
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"I'm gonna watch though. I have questions."
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"[reptoids hissing]"
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"We were hoping you'd found an upgrade since Rand's departure,"
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"I tolerate you too, kiddo."
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"Of course I'm a good dad."
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"-[Rand] Okay, well… -[Myc] Is anyone taping this?"
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"I'm sorry, sir, but you tested positive for iguanarrhea."
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"-[shouts] Motherfucker! -I wasn't done."
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"[electronic music playing]"
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"It doesn't spark joy, which is why I'm getting rid of it."
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"Jesus, Mom, harsh."
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"-[horn honking] -Are you talking about me?"
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"I'm not dealing with this!"
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"I'm filled with light and love."
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"Light and love, asshole!"
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"Okay, I kind of get it."
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"Luckily, divorcing your father this year has finally given me time"
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"to transform my pain into art."
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""One woman's erotic personal journey"
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"divorcing her narcissist husband"
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"Wait, what the hell? You think I have Asperger's?"
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"-No. -Oh, okay."
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"See, you couldn't tell I was lying."
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"You ought to look that condition up. It gets worse over time."
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"How was she? Did she look unhappy?"
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"How fulfilled did she look, physically?"
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"She's still Mom,"
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"undercutting my confidence in ways I didn't know existed."
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"Man, what is all this stuff?"
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"My old inventions."
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"And here's that pair of walkie-talkie headgear."
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"Ugh! Dad, I can't keep track of every traumatizing thing you invented."
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"What's this?"
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"[beeps]"
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"-[van engine starts] -[man over loudspeaker] Three, two, one."
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"[electronic music playing]"
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"Sorry I'm late. I've dealt with nuclear standoffs"
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"less stressful than my parents' divorce."
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"-[both exclaim in disgust] -Ooh, girl, your eyes are sunken."
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"You look like if Steve Buscemi made it with Steve Buscemi. You okay?"
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"and into my latest invention."
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"I'm still working out the kinks,"
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"but it's a set of bio-cranial robot arms that will increase my productivity 600%!"
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"Now I can simultaneously finish paperwork, ignore my dad's texts,"
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"and, you know, strangle anyone who crosses me, I guess."
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"[laughs awkwardly]"
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"[Myc] Every day you edge closer to becoming a supervillain."
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"Is it a nuclear disaster?"
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"I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. This is a 13-alarm crap fire."
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"where I made a very un-PC joke about reptoids."
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"Oh, just your classic shape-shifting lizard people"
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"that live in secret amongst humanity."
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"Mm-hmm. We're talking politicians, celebrities."
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"[gasps] Madonna's an iguana?"
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"Reptoids provide a lot of our company's funding,"
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"and in exchange, we prevent the world from doing anything about global warming"
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"The system works."
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"If we wanna keep this year's funding,"
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"we need to kiss ass at their annual Reptoid Gala"
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"to get them to sign this contract."
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"It's being held at their stronghold at Yale."
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"Ah, I remember my days at Yale."
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"I was the most popular guy in my frat."
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"They hazed me every year."
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"-Sounds like they hated you? -[laughs]"
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"Nice haze burn, Andre. You must really like me."
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"Do I have to go?"
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"Follow-up to the follow-up. Does it have to be a stain-free dress?"
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"No, you can't recycle"
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"This is serious."
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"And if you don't agree, you're a Mon--"
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"[all] Monstar. Yeah, yeah."
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"Normal dress!"
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"And for the love of God, comb your hair."
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"It's a sign of respect."
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"Why should we give those reptoid freaks respect?"
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"[gulping]"
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"which is why I've signed you all up for reptoid sensitivity training."
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"[all groan]"
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"Who's ready to get some reps in?"
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"[gasps] Oh no."
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"Hi, everyone. Welcome to Inhuman Resources."
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"I'm a Mothman."
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"Be sure to follow these dos and don'ts to avoid a diplomatic incident."
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"Do offer them a cricket, mouse, or vole out of your pocket."
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"Fun fact about voles,"
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"a vole ate my father."
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"Don't use loaded phrases like "hissy fit,""
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"-Boo! -Oh, come on!"
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"What? Everyone knows reptoids have orgies. [chuckles]"
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