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Clips from Inside Job (2021) - Blue Bloods (S01E01)

"[Myc] Sign me up. I love sex, and I am fucking good at it. [laughs]"
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"This is okay to say in here, right?"
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"This is an HR meeting!"
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"Andre, Myc, shut the hell up, or I will castrate you."
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"[Myc] Ha! Good luck figuring out which one of my tentacles is a dick."
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"Trick question, it's all of them."
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"[laughs]"
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"As a final training step,"
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"a firm, nonsexual hug to transfer warmth."
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"Hugs! This is my jam."
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"Hug? Like, with… with our bodies touching other people's bodies?"
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"Mmm. Oh that's nice."
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"Mmm. Huh, back for seconds?"
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"I'm ju… I'm practicing a hug that a normal person would do."
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"-[tense music plays] -[knuckles crack]"
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"What was that?"
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"and get the fuck out of this office."
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"Brett, congratulations."
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"I want you to give the ceremonial toast at the gala tonight."
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"Nice!"
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"And, Reagan, whatever this problem is, fix it."
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"We can't risk an episode like this in front of the reptoids."
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"I am so sorry about that. I don't know what came over me."
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"My body just auto-punched when I felt that hug close in."
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"-[laughs] I'm done listening now. -[Reagan] What the hell is wrong with me?"
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"Yeah, not gonna lie, even for you, that's Reaganier than usual."
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"Maybe you should tell J.R. you're gonna sit this one out."
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"Brett, I'm going to this goddamn party. I'm gonna figure this out and prove"
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"that I am not the socially inept weirdo that everyone thinks I am."
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"Diggity denial. I love it."
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"[hip-hop music playing]"
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"Bullshit, lies, slander!"
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"of our lives."
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"Oh, you found Mom's book."
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"Listen to this."
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""Lord Randrew was a terrible husband and an even worse father.""
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"Ugh. Why are you putting that horror show back together?"
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"[Rand] To set the record straight. I took care of your every need,"
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"and I have a whole box of inventions to prove it."
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"Look at this! Boy-repelling pheromone spray, huh?"
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"The Britney Spears perfume you gave me was literal boy repellent?"
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"Yep. See? Any time you had a problem, I invented something to fix it."
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""Invented something to fix it.""
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"[sinister music playing]"
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"Ooh, boy."
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"[purse clanks]"
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"Don't point and stare. Don't touch their throat sacs."
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"And if a lizard asks you your favorite Hogwarts house, what do you say?"
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"-[group] Slytherin! -Hufflepuff. I mean, Slytherin."
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"Oh, honey, you ain't fooling anybody."
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"[doorman] Password."
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"Oh hell, it's something in Latin, I think."
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"Uh, dra… draconius pluribus… I don't know."
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"Look, here's how much money's in my bank account."
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"[doorman] Welcome."
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"-[classical string music playing] -Welcome to the other side."
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"You wanna talk about connections? These preptiles literally have blue blood."
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"This is incredible."
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"Anderson Cooper? Taylor Swift?"
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"So the song "Shake It Off" was about how I shed my skin every thousand years,"
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"and the song "Bad Blood" was about"
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"how I drink blood out of my Grammys. [chuckles]"
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"A toast to blood!"
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"So that's why Paul Rudd never ages."
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"Oh, oh, look. Sex masks. It's happening."
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"[Andre and Myc giggle]"
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"Unless you have 30 years of therapy in there, I'm skeptical."
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"I'm going to find the diplomats. Brett, practice your speech."
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"Glenn, don't say anything racist."
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"Just like Mel Gibson's Hanukkah special."
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"-Got it. -[grumbles]"
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"And Reagan…"
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"Reagan?"
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"Prepare to interact socially."
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"[in robotic voice] I am reacting appropriately"
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"to the thing you just said. Small talk acknowledged."
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"[normal voice] Eh, that's a bit much. But these work!"
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"Ha ha! Who's an antisocial weirdo now?"
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"Oh my God, I sound insane."
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"Ah, Yale. I've gone from public streaker to public speaker."
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"If only my frat brothers could see me now."
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"Handjob?"
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"PJ? Skwoo?"
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"become a Supreme Court justice."
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"Oh man, I haven't been punched in the nuts in years."
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"Don't you know this event is for…"
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"What? You guys were reptoids all this time?"
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"Why didn't you tell me? I'm your frat brother."
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"I gave you my kidney."
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"And it was delicious. [hisses]"
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"-You never got that high. -[dramatic music plays]"
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"Guys, I'm Brett Hand, campus legend."
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"Whatever it takes, I'm getting that ring."
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"-by stripping down and-- -[unzipping]"
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"[slurping]"
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"[chuckles nervously]"
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"Reagan, there you are."
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"Try not to look like you're getting a colonoscopy."
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"I need to find the reptoid honchos and--"
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"-[reptoids] J.R. -Ah!"
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"Reagan, meet my favorite reptoidsentatives,"
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"Oh, we're not that important."
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"It's not like we control the world… yet!"
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"[J.R. and Reagan fake laughing]"
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"You know, all this laughing is putting me in a contract-signing mood."
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"I've got next year's budget right here"
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"if you wanna just give her the old John Hancock."
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"Not so fast, J.R."
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"we need to know that your company takes us seriously."
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"We absolutely do."
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"[tense music playing]"
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"[nervously] Uh…"
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"[arms whirring]"
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"Well, that was an impressively firm hug."
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"I think you might have popped a disc back into place."
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"Not for free, I can't."
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"[both laughing]"
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"She gets it. And I absolutely love your skin."
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"How do you get it that scaly?"
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"Hey, fuck you… using moisturizer!"
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