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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Wag the Song (S10E10)

"'Cause you know who I'm hearing?"
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"Philip Frond. In every line."
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"I mean, he gets a couple of shout-outs in it."
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"No, I'm saying you didn't write your song."
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"What? Maybe you're jealous, 'cause my song's about something."
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"Yours is about pee and poo and mine's about..."
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"being punctual and respecting school property."
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"Leave me alone."
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"Yes!"
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"The buns are attracting seagulls."
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"about seagull poop on your truck, Teddy."
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"Yeah, for the first ten minutes I didn't know"
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"- if it was going somewhere, but it was. - Kind of."
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"- Just keep standing there so Pesto doesn't see us. - That's right."
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"I-I'm just a guy waiting for a bus. A block from the bus stop."
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"I don't know where the bus stop is 'cause I'm new in town."
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"But I got a suitcase full of dreams and..."
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"Oh, God, my buns are rolling off."
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"I said to wet them so they'd stick."
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"Who wants to eat wet hamburger buns, Bob?"
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"Yep. Yours are all rolling off."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Perfect Wet Buns."
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"Uh-oh. Pesto's looking."
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"- Crap. Go, go, go. - Oh, here's my bus."
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"Hey, Mr. Frond? I was just wondering, um,"
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"did I write my song or did you?"
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"Does anyone really write a song?"
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"I mean, sure, I wrote the song,"
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"but you wrote your name on it, so we both wrote something."
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"Damn it. I'm a fraud."
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"But a good fraud."
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"Whatever gets picked will be the school song"
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"for the next hundred years, probably."
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"Should it really be about poop?"
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"Or whatever the hell Rudy's doing?"
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"If we don't do the song, I'll be forgotten."
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"That's right. Like dust in the wind."
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"Ooh. I'm gonna write that down."
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"Okay, fine. But to win we've got to get the most applause, right?"
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"Oh, we will. The stuff about clearing cafeteria tables rocks."
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"No, Louise is right. Kids are just gonna clap"
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"for the dumbest song with their dumb hands."
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"So we add some applause somehow?"
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"Like a recording of applause?"
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"Like how I added a laugh track"
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"to the faculty comedy jam last year."
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"There's a boys basketball game tonight."
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"Tina, I think we found an applausable solution."
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"Are we bad?"
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"Yeah, the clapping's on this tape."
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"Low-scoring game. Took a while."
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"Tina, stop yelling at us."
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"I will when you give us something to clap about!"
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"There was a three-minute standing ovation"
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"when they finally scored. Coach Blevins cried."
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"You sing, I press play, our song wins,"
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"we never speak of this again. Have fun."
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"Oh, just the basketball game."
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"- Giving him the old hoop scoop. - No further questions."
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"In these seats next to me are contestants."
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"In these contestants are songs."
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"They sing, you decide."
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"This is the Wagstaff School Song Contest."
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"Oh. I thought someone would cheer at that."
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"Let's get started."
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"♪ Called the Wagstaff School. ♪"
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"She's hitting it."
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"♪ You're a school ♪"
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"♪ Kids lining up inside just to get milk. ♪"
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"But it's an honor just to compete"
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"against your friends in a fair contest."
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"- Oh, God. - What was that about?"
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"- Tina, relax. - Yeah, you need to chill out."
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"♪ Jeremy Dylan, Megan McGrath ♪"
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"♪ That kid I copy from in math... ♪"
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"Come on out, Jimmy."
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"Bob, what's going on? What are you doing?"
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"Did you rip our bathroom mirror off its hinges?"
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"It's how we take out the Death Star."
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"I offered to neatly unscrew it, but Bob couldn't wait."
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"Sun's perfect. When Jimmy comes out, I'm gonna torch him."
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"I'm gonna bring him to his knees!"
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"There's Jimmy. Now!"
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"Jeez, Bob, why did you get Trev?"
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"- His innocent eyes. - You said it was Pesto!"
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"It's in my eyes too, Bob! I hate you, sun."
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"You came between me and my friend. And you killed Trev."
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"You maniac, Bob."
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"This Linguini could have been hurt."
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"I-I'm so sorry, Trev."
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"It's okay. My vision's coming back."
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"Ow. Ow. Ow."
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"Jimmy, truce. Come on."
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"We got to do something about the awning."
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"- Nope. Never. - But Jimmy, you don't even like it."
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"- Would you shut up, Trev? - Wait, what?"
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"- Tell them. - All right. It's..."
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"It's kind of sweltering under it. And echoey."
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"And during that storm yesterday, some people thought"
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"it sounded like the end of the world."
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"That's so dumb. Put back the old one."
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"You know, Jimmy, you got that crusty old trough urinal"
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"in your bathroom. You could use this instead."
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"Turn an awning made from Ferrari bumpers into a trough urinal?"
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"Oh, ho, ho, ho. That is the classiest thing I've ever heard of."
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"- I'll go get my tools. - Yay!"
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"I want to pee on it, too."
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"♪ Ricky Brown, Toby Nero ♪"
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"♪ These were the names of all the kids at Wagstaff... ♪"
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"♪ Plus Jocelyn. ♪"
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"That's me!"
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"We're up after Tina, Gene."
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"Lot of turds today, but our song is still the stupidest."
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"- What if I forget the words? - You won't, Gene."
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"You live those words. You are those words."
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"Now for the winn... the next contestant,"
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"Tina, don't be shy."
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"Tina?"
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"- What's going on? - Your name's Tina. Pretty sure."
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"It's not my song. It's Mr. Frond's."
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