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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion (S30E30)

"¶ ¶"
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"This meeting is over. God bless the United States of America"
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"Mom, I was just on hypochondria.edu,"
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"Remember, if at any time you become a dog,"
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"Look, my son is having bad side effects"
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"aah, aah, aah."
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"(explosion)"
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"Of course! I'm ascending to a higher level of being."
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"with a combination of water and sulfur.""
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"Marge, another "A" in my class for Bart."
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"Oh, massage stones, copper bracelets,"
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"You should still go in to work."
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"Well, Chief, do I really need a license"
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"to sell that hemp body lotion Sarah likes so much?"
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"And which is free to you?"
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"Ooh, I like it, too!"
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"HOMER: Oh, Marge!"
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"¶ Love, love is the answer ¶"
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"¶ Ooh, ooh ¶"
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"Perhaps you've heard of PLOP."
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"(mysterious jazz begins playing)"
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"Ooh, is that the book?"
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"and absence of metaphors."
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"My sisters abuse Piper's free sample policy."
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"Schmear me like a bagel."
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"Mom, I'm sorry."
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"(sighs)"
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"That's not the egg I was thinking of."
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"I'm sorry, I'm just... I'm very competitive."
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"Marge. Good to see you."
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"Shh!"
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"I am so cursed."
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"(high-pitched voice): "Ooh, corporate tax cuts."
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"Makers not takers.""
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"isn't covered by insurance anymore,"
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"so we'll have to use a cheaper drug that's just as good."
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"Are you giving your precious child"
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"of energy, knowledge and sparkling."
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"(scraping nearby)"
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"(humming a tune)"
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"Yes, definitely the crystals."
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"Or maybe he cheated, and I have to find out how."
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"-How'd you do it? -Can you keep a secret?"
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"No worries. I'll pick up more on my way home."
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"Are you sure about this?"
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"I'm so impressed that a boy with Bart's jiggly-wigglies"
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"You can't argue with facts."
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"And there's no more brain powder."
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"It's a cow, but a very smart one."
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"Hmm. What else do you sell?"
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"I think I am starting to see it."
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"(whoops)"
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"$998."
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"¶ ¶"
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"Yep. They're making math problems like 60 + 63"
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"Oh, oh."
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"You don't belong there!"
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"'cause Bart has something he has to tell Mom."
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"Don't you get it?"
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"Our day of kiosk combat begins."
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"a confused old person."
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"This crystal don't work!"
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"No prob, babe. I win."
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"I want to get a job."
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"Oh, I love you! Mwah!"
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"Um, I just wanted to make sure she's okay."
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"This is the first year my earnings"
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"Oh, every time Ann Coulter has a cold,"
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"(sighs) Well, I've tried everything else."
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"(like Dracula): I vant to suck your money."
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"And for Hanukkah?"
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"Whoa! Someone could use a chill-out crystal."
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"I don't know which of you two is dumber."
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"Marge, I heard Bart got an "A.""
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"Unless it's about a person, yes."
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"Crystals, huh?"
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"Oh, no, what happened?"
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"¶ ¶"
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"Here's whose brain the powder is from."
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"I see it. I guess I could expand my product line."
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"I've only done this before with Monopoly money and salami!"
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"We made $1,000 today."
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"must really be uncloggin' your noggin, huh?"
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"BART: Ay, caramba!"
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"I'd be frowning at you right now."
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"Not today. I got my book club."
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"You betrayed the one person who still believes in you."
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"Who's the person that's always there when you need it?"
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"How do I make this guilt go away?"
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"Kirk crawled over these and made his way to me."
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"Keep looking."
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"I don't belong in this mall"
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"(cackles)"
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"Let me ask you something. Do I look like an idiot?"
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"But I thought it would be nice"
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"(chuckling): Oh..."
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"(ominous music plays)"
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"are lower than the year before."
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"in 150 years I'll be out on the street."
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"nice and lonely."
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"-...and whiskers... -Mm!"
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"(gasps)"
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"(sighs) Dr. Nick."
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"Sorry, everybody."
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"No hope. There's no hope here."
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"But yet it's only a snippet of the cosmic conversation."
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"His father wants him to join football"
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"Crystals?"
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"They make great stocking stuffers."
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"dream catchers,"
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"This old one is full of dreams."
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"I see it!"
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"(elderly voice): Feels like that, doesn't it?"
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"Are these macaroons free-range?"
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"What's that without the cost of goods?"
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"¶ And open your mind ¶"
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"Oh. Um..."
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"Because this is not... (grunts)"
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"you can't."
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"Well, well, Bart, another "A.""
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