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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Pontiac Bandit (S01E01)

"All right, it's worth the risk."
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"Could be my dad's suit. He died in it."
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"He died in it?"
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"Do I?"
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"And the other one is dressed like steve harvey."
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"It's over. I'm ending this now."
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"Sorry, jake."
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"Yeah. 1,000 push-ups."
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"What? That's not how this works."
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"That's the pact, end of story."
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"Well, I break the pact."
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"Come on, rosa."
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"Can't you read between the lines, man?"
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"Don't quote die hard."
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"Sorry."
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"But we're still sending him in alone."
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"You sure you got everything covered?"
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"Eyes on the side door,"
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"And two guys out on the corner. You're gonna be fine."
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"You got choppers? With snipers and rockets?"
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"Although that does sound amazing."
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"Tell me all the jokes. Everything funny that happened."
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"Charles, we really need to get back to..."
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"Hitchcock called himself scully by accident."
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"(charles) [laughs] that's great!"
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"Oh, I laughed too hard. Lost another highlighter."
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"Fine."
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"Great."
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"Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's it."
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"Oop. Found it."
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"(scooter's computer voice) please get out of my way. I am physically disabled."
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"[beeping] please get out of my way."
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"Welcome to the boyle-free zone."
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"Please turn off all cell phones"
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"So as not to attract any unwanted attention."
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"(rosa) we got eyes on the bandit. He's a block away."
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"You and me, jakey. We were born ready."
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"(jake) we meet at last, pontiac bandit."
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"For eight years I've tracked you."
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"Doug judy, can you hear me?"
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"Say something to test the wire."
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"After we put the cuffs on this guy,"
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"I'll be free for dinner."
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"You like spaghetti?"
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"The mic works."
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"(man) pleasure to see you again."
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"I got my shop up and running again."
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"I can do anything you want."
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"You know, cars. Cars are really great, aren't they?"
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"Talking about cars."
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"Boyle, where is everyone?"
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"Hiding from me in the evidence room."
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"She live tweets everything."
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"Maybe it was too soon for me to come back."
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"One day I looked out the window for four hours."
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"I didn't see anything."
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"That's it. I'm calling it."
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"Where's doug judy?"
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"He went to the bathroom."
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"I'm just here to give him a haircut."
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"But actually you do have a lot of hair products."
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"He helped us catch the pontiac bandit. That was the deal."
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"Doug judy is the pontiac bandit."
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"(jake) if you're close enough for me to hear you,"
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"So I started telling all my associates"
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"If they ever get caught, they should describe me as..."
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"Asian dude, 5'8", spiky hair."
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"Wears diamond earrings and has a..."
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"So then you hired a guy who matched that exact description."
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"That's my barber norman lee. He gave me the idea."
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"You just text me a location"
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"And I could be there in half an hour."
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"Good to know."
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"You know, you should actually use him while he's there."
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"He'll give you a dope fade."
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"I get dope enough fades from my current barber, thank you."
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"Pretended to talk, and then snuck out the basement."
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"(doug) the basement connected to another basement!"
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"Which is where my boy picked me up."
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"Oh, that guy from the meet-up."
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"He pretended to be spooked by me and diaz"
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"In the parking lot to make sure that"
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"You lied to me, doug judy."
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"Gotta be honest, I'm pretty disappointed right now."
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"I mean, was that even really your mom?"
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"I wanted to see her one last time before I disappeared."
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"I told you I was sensitive, rosa."
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"(rosa) yeah, you did."
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"But crazy thing is I'm tempted!"
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"Sorry it had to go down this way, peralta."
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"Like a little bitch!"
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"[engine revs]"
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"[laughing] bitch!"
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"'kay."
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"Hey, captain, we thought we'd"
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"Get more work done in here, because--"
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"That's worse."
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"(amy) captain, we all think boyle's a hero,"
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"It was a nightmare."
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"This cast has a special crotch hole."
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"It's like a doggy door for my penis."
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"That man took a bullet for this precinct."
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"And he needs it now more than ever."
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"And you should all be ashamed of yourselves."
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"(gina) [giggles]"
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"They do undercut your tone a bit, sir."
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"I think I know what to do with them."
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"(scooter's computer voice) you are off the scooter."
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"If you have fallen, please call a doctor."
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"Oh, captain..."
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"I don't know if I should--okay."
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"I'm so allergic."
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"Can you tell the scooter to call an ambulance?"
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"So..."
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"Unsurprisingly a dead end."
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"I got a lot of work to do, peralta."
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"Wait."
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"We've worked together long enough that I know"
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"I want to catch this guy, and I can't do it without you."
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"No, you can't."
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