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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Pontiac Bandit (S01E01)

"I care that you didn't honor our pact."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Now get down on the floor."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"What? You just said you didn't care about the push-ups."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I changed my mind."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Fair enough."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"[groans]"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Night."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"[groans]"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"1,000..."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"901."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"You said 2,000, remember?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I shoulda trusted you! [sobbing]"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Not a doctor. Shh."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"No need. No need at all."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Ah! [gasps]"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Cold milk."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"♪ rosa, rosa"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Yeah."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Listen to me, he specifically said"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"This dude is super horny."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"[beeping]"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"(scooter's computer voice) please get out of my way. I am physically disabled."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Sorry, sorry."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Oh, you don't have to apologize for anything, boyle."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Everyone here appreciates your heroism, boyle."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Today, charles, we take that adventure with you."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"(charles) all right!"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I've been craving sudanese all day."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"[thump] ouch."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"No, not whatever. The pontiac bandit is my nemesis."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"If we drop all charges against him."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Diaz caught him."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Can I take these cuffs off?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"No way."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"He's just a big, old angel. He's been so good to..."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"How long till he usually gets back to you?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Gina, we've been looking all over for you."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I'll text the address."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"(doug) man, this dude is cautious."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"If I show up one minute late or I'm not alone,"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I can't let the pontiac bandit get away."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"No one has rocket choppers."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Oh, my god. Where's my grandmother's ring?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Go, judy, go."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"But gina's been live tweeting the whole thing."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"No!"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"On your knees! Hands on your head!"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"A likely story, pontiac--"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"[siren whoops]"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"(doug) yeah, don't bother looking for me."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"(doug) no, no, no, no, no, no."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Your boy?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Why don't you come back here and take me out to dinner?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Ah... [laughs]"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I was napping."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"(terry) I was in the bathroom with him, sir."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Shake."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"(terry) but on the plus side,"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"(holt) detective boyle."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I think you might be able to give these dogs a good home."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"[gasps]"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Hey."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I know, and I'm sorry. It won't happen again."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"No, it won't."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Is so many push-ups. I'm never gonna make it."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Actually, we can handle it on our own, ma'am."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"We can get to know each other a little."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I sent all the captain's calls here,"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Very cute, sir."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I would've just stayed at home,"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"How much you hate apologies."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"So now, if you'll excuse me,"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"[exhales]"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Anyway, we did a lot of work for this dude"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"And I have ten loose diner mints in my purse."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Night, peralta."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I said 1,000 push-ups, you have to back me up."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"They have not heard the last of carl mangerman."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"You ready?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"(terry) ah..."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Okay, I guess. I mean, if you don't mind."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"[mug shatters]"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"[people oh]"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I'll stay on earth, thank you very much."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"[phone chimes]"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"You didn't have to do physical therapy with him, amy."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, push."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I'll go with you. It's a mess."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"No, we do not. Something doesn't smell right to me."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Damn, you're a good assistant. I could get used to this."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"[slurps]"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"That tickles."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I just want to ask you to join the doug judy case."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"[upbeat music]"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"♪"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"That sounds badass."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I am in incredible pain."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"My mom's car is here. She's home."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"[slurping]"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Yeah, it's kinda cute."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Like you use performance-enhancing drugs"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"And today I'm taking you down."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"What is he doing?"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Blue cars, red cars, big cars, small cars,"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"The way they look. How they stop, how they start."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Which connected to a garage,"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Hey, sarge,"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Oh... [laughs]"
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Now I believe I owe you 1,000 push-ups."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"I don't care about the push-ups, jake."
Brooklyn Nine-Nine