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Clips from The Simpsons - The Hateful Eight-Year-Olds (S31E31)

"♪ ♪"
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"(groans)"
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"Now who are the girls gonna throw cupcakes at?"
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"Finally. You're the only adult here."
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"I want to go home. Can you help me?"
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"Oh, no, this sleepover has got to get"
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"100% engagement."
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"I can't go back to working at Bubba Gump Shrimp."
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"It's not shrimp."
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"Hey, lady bosses,"
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"who wants to visit the perfume lab"
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"and start your own fempire?"
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"(sniffs deeply)"
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"What are you wearing, Desperation by Thirsty Grandma?"
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"I'm 26."
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"-(Lisa groans) -(phone camera clicks)"
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"(sighs)"
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"Let's binge the new season Thank God I'm Dead."
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"T.G. I'm D. is literally massive."
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"'cause it glamorizes inappropriateness."
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"♪ ♪"
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"TESSA: We get it, warnings, this show is awesome."
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"-(dramatic music playing on TV) -(whimpers)"
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"I'm gonna ask her ghost to the prom."
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"Someone's about to go viral."
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"(laughter)"
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"(laughter)"
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"(crying)"
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"-♪ I think I could stay here for the rest of my life ♪ -(phone ringing)"
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"(straining)"
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"(panting)"
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"What are you doing in here? This is the caterers' bathroom."
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"This Japanese toilet is the first kind voice"
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"I've heard all night."
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"Addy, why did you invite me to this party? Just to torture me?"
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"(sighs) Okay. Full disclosure, I invited you"
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"because those other girls are always so mean to me."
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"But then they were mean to you instead and let me join in."
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"Oh, thanks for making this the best birthday ever."
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"Wait, no "aw." That's horrible."
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"Next time, you bring a Lisa."
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"Someone from band camp or science club or whatever,"
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"and then we'll all turn on her and you'll be part of the squad."
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"No, no. No, this can't be who you really are."
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"(screams)"
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"(pants)"
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"And it's the Old-Man-apolis 500,"
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"but he spun out into Dead Man's Crack."
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"(phone rings)"
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"LISA (over phone): Grampa, it's Lisa."
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"-I need your help. -What's the matter, loser?"
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"Did a horse bite your head off, and now you're crying"
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"The girls at this party are so mean,"
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"there's no one else to help me, and I just want to go home."
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"Oh, I would love to help, but you un-brothered me."
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"Now all I am is a stranger who magnetized your saxophone."
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"Please, somewhere inside you"
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"there is an ember of connection between us."
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"Call me back and say it in a normal way."
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"(phone ringing)"
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"Get me out of here!"
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"Look, the rando's talking into a phone."
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"Phones are for looking at, rando."
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"LISA: Bart, they're taking my phone."
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"They're even meaner than you."
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"(click)"
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"Are you Juan Starnotip?"
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"-The entered address. -(chuckles)"
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"I like you, Juan. You're clearly comfortable in your own skin."
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"sparkling water?"
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"Hey! (grunts)"
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"Give it back!"
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"My dad had to eat a thousand footlongs for that!"
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"(phone ringing)"
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"Quit hitting on my wife, you crooning sex pirate."
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"Whoa, that chick behind that blue-haired lady's your wife?"
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"Oh, right, uh,"
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"♪ ♪"
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"(Marge groans sadly)"
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"(shudders)"
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"(gasping)"
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"Our banter was on there."
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"Without the booze, it's just a cruise!"
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"Dude, you killed the music."
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"And the vibe."
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"Time of death, 10:13 p.m."
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"(laughs)"
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"Hmm."
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"-(laughter) -(Lisa groaning)"
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"-(gasps) -(grunting)"
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"(laughs)"
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you."
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"Now let's get out of here before they realize I'm gone."
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"Look, I didn't come here to rescue you."
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"What do you mean?"
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"There's one present you still have to give those rich girls."
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"Revenge."
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"Okay, right. Revenge. Right. I can do that."
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"-What do I do? -I can't tell you."
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"True revenge can only come from the hate in your own heart."
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"If you do it tight enough, it's just like a face-lift."
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"Oh, my God. I could pass for six."
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"♪ ♪"
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"(whispers): Hi, Mom."
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"Yeah, everything is great. I love you, good night."
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"At least she's having fun."
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"Your Mos Eisley fracas has utterly harshed"
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"That's right, a two-reference complaint!"
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"My wife and I have been looking forward to this for months,"
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"and you ruined our plans."
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"(agreeing chatter)"
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"Plans? Yeah, we all love to make plans, don't we?"
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"where the hosts are really just trying to sell Amway."
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"(murmurs)"
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"We're all so eager to get out of the house."
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"But why?"
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"holding a mustache on a stick?"
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"And all these magical plans are supposed to lead up to romance."
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"But when you get home, you feel tired and gross"
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"and a thousand years old."
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