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Clips from The Simpsons - The Hateful Eight-Year-Olds (S31E31)

"So you make plans for another night and another,"
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"and the cycle continues until the only time"
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"you touch your wife is when you don't notice"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"I didn't ruin this cruise."
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"I saved your life."
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"(cheering)"
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"(camera clicks)"
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"-(phone chimes) -(gasps)"
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"We look like her!"
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"Aah!"
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"So long, dot matrix printer, hello, bubble jet."
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"This way."
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"(neighs)"
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"(murmurs shakily)"
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"You go ahead."
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"(gasps) You don't hate horses."
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"You're afraid of them."
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"No, I'm not. I-I just hate any animal that works with cops."
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"(whimpers) No creature should be that jacked."
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"You didn't let me quit when I was scared,"
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"so I'm gonna help you see"
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"Not behind her! She'll kick your face off!"
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"(grunting)"
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"♪ ♪"
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"You'll be a total outcast"
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"and you'll have to pick up your own sushi."
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"Ugh, no Wi-Fi?"
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"Does your horse even have a mobile hot spot, Addison?"
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"Addison, can I talk to Addy, my book buddy?"
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"Hmm, I have to be Addison."
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"Addy's just a little girl."
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"and she's not even monetizing it."
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"I'm so going to swat her house on Christmas morning."
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"(exhales): Old book smell."
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"Stop holding a book, Addison. You're acting like a rando."
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"(neighs)"
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"It's my house. All my stuff is in it."
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"Oh, right, right. Well, all right."
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"Maybe I'll see you at the library. (chuckles)"
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"Lisa?"
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"Addison, are you out of your mind?"
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"Netflix should make a series about your social life,"
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"(gasps) She is so mean."
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"Literally."
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH"
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"I think it's done."
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"Who wants an end piece?"
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"(gasps)"
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"(sniffing)"
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"Dumb, dumb, stupid. Legs don't move."
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"She's obviously lying. Ketchup is free."
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"so it breaks your fall."
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"Sunflower wants you to lead her."
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"(whispering): I'm not yelling."
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"(slurping)"
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"(grunts)"
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"Aw."
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"because you don't have a head?"
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"I requested no conversation."
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"No, yes, it is. When we leave, it's over."
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"I saw you called a bunch of times. Is everything okay?"
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"(Marge moans)"
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"An airport pickup during surge pricing?"
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"Addison, she's trying to influence you,"
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"Oh, my..."
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"I want to be her friend."
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"(both grunting)"
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"Let me whiten your teeth, Lisa. I've got strips."
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"Hate."
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"(screaming)"
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"(creaking)"
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"(slurping)"
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"Aah!"
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"(neighs)"
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"(whimpering)"
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"(sniffs)"
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"Go!"
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"(gasps)"
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"(giggles)"
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"to get her son into USC."
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"(making fart sounds)"
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"-(knife buzzing) -(Homer humming)"
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"-(grunts) -(clatters)"
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"(both grunt)"
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"Hey, hey, hey, hey. No horseplay."
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"I kind of wanted it to be a surprise."
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"they're... nice."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Just drive."
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"So, Juan, going somewhere this evening?"
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"she's on the toilet at 4:00 a.m. and you sit on her."
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