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Clips from The Simpsons - The Hateful Eight-Year-Olds (S31E31)

"(Lisa humming happily)"
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"What is the deal with girls and horses?"
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"Is it 'cause boys took all the good animals,"
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"like dogs and ninjas?"
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"Horses are nature's triumph."
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"They have the perfect combination of power,"
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"Ew. Pink?!"
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"Once cars were invented, why didn't they just"
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"kill all the horses... with the cars?"
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"Beat it, Summer School."
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"Horse-a-copter attack. Its plops are bombs."
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"(imitating helicopter rotors)"
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"Let her go. She's a rescue and uneasy around men."
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"(gasps): My paddock!"
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"(laughs) Horseplay!"
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"Marge, guess what I said. Fight on."
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"Why? Why do you always wreck the stuff I care about?"
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"Big brothers are supposed to be helpful and a little nice."
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"I wish I could un-brother you."
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"Not if I un-sister you first."
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"Fine. By the power of safety scissors,"
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"-Snip. -(groans)"
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"(grunts)"
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"I bet they use their garage for cars."
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"BOTH: Horsey birthday!"
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"Your house is huge."
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"Yeah, it's kind of embarrassing."
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"My dad's the exclusive ketchup distributor"
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"for stadiums and megachurches."
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"Play along."
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"Hi, I'm Marge."
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"Lisa's really been looking forward"
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"to your daughter's party."
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"The mother's on a photoshopping retreat"
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"Well, I just finished the Gallop Girls book"
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"where George Washington's horse exposed Benedict Arnold's horse"
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"as a traitor."
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"♪ ♪"
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"We kind of own horses."
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"(delighted squeal)"
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"You know, Lisa has a sleepover, Grampa's with the other ones,"
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"and we are near the marina."
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"I'm not looking for your lost sunglasses."
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"It's been six years. They're gone."
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"You are always saying how I never make plans for us."
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"Well, how about a sunset cruise?"
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"in Sunset Cruimagazine."
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"There's even live music."
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"This is the band that was gonna play Lenny's wedding reception"
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"I forgot how handsome you are"
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"-Oh. -(Homer chuckles)"
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"If you get thrown, your vest will automatically inflate"
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"Tessa Rose, you are brills. Completely brills."
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"(slurping)"
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"Literally, that was the funniest thing ever."
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"I can't stop laughing."
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"Uh, Addison, why is she staring at us?"
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"Addison? (nervous chuckle)"
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"(whinnies)"
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"This is my crew."
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"You probably know them all from social."
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"This is Bella-Ella. She's from old money."
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"(chuckles): Myspace."
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"Sloan. British."
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"Don't you just hate her?"
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"Aw..."
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"Oh, right, uh, guys, this is Lisa."
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"She's... her."
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"Nice to meet you guys."
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"Um, you need to calm down."
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"I am calm."
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"Stop yelling."
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"Look, matchy-matchy... (scoffs)"
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"You're hilarious. I will never stop laughing."
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"Your friends seem, um, different than you."
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"That one keeps saying things are funny,"
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"but she's not laughing."
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"Oh, she can't. Her mom got too much Botox"
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"when she was pregnant."
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"Ugh, so lucky."
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"I know they seem cliquey and stuck-up and..."
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"But once they accept you, you'll see that, deep down,"
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"Oh, good, good. So they're not mean."
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"Oh, I almost judged them. (chuckles)"
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"(gasps)"
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"These will totally hide my kombucha hangovers."
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"I got them in the city."
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"The city is New York. New York City?"
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"I'll make a note, in a book. A notebook."
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"(gasps): A phone case."
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"It's for the new MyPhone."
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"There's no buttons, and the camera only faces you."
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"It's literally unusable."
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"What about my gift?"
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"Look, it's got a little straw hat"
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"that fits right over his ears."
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"(Sloan laughs)"
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"She got her a toy."
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"Does it come with a nappy?"
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"I can't even breathe."
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"What does it dispense? How is it makeup?"
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"(sighs)"
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"For a "widdle" baby."
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"(laughter)"
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"(breathing heavily)"
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"Do-do-do-do-do-do-do... ♪"
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"(phone ringing)"
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"You're breaking up, honey."
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"It's not fun. I don't want to stay."
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"I want to go home."
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"It's... (static) fun."
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"I don't want to... (static) go home."
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"Thanks for the uneventful update."
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"How's Lisa?"
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"Having fun and not wanting to go home."
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"Sounds like fun."
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"(phone chimes)"
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"HOMER: You're right. Daddy understands completely."
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"I'm trapped. All night."
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"With them."
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