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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Maximum Security (S03E03)

"That is psychotic."
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"All right, Ames, let's go over your cover story again."
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"Okay."
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"My name is Isabel Cortez, I'm in for murder,"
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"'cause some perv on the subway tried to touch me"
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"We need to work on your tough talk."
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"So, what are you in for, Cortez?"
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"None of your damn business."
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"I'm gonna split you like a sundae with Grandpa..."
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"bitch."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"The "bitch" part was great. Yeah."
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"Although, mean threats generally don't involve"
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"having desserts with your grandparents."
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"Keep telling me what to do and I'll stab your face off."
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"Like that."
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"Okay, now, here's the plan."
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"we're gonna get her to come to you."
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"Yeah, try and spread the word"
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"that you've got a connect on the outside"
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"that gives you access to contrabands:"
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"Pornography."
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"Amy, women don't watch..."
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"- They do. - Mm."
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"- Oh, yeah. - Oh, wow."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Huh."
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"Well, that's an exciting revelation for me."
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"Eh, I'll find another use for that shiv."
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"I mean, I know how hard it is"
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"because the mob and the FBI want 'em dead."
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"Look, you wanna talk, I'm a good listener."
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"There's nothing to be sad about."
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"Pimento's gonna come back, we're gonna get married"
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"and we're gonna have sex on Figgis's grave"
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"just like we planned."
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"- Cool honeymoon. - Mm-hmm."
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"Well, since you're not in prison, you can help us."
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"We're gonna throw a fake funeral"
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"- to draw out our FBI guy. - Good plan."
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"to kill somebody at a funeral."
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"- What? - So you may not be sad,"
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"but you're gonna need to look it."
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"Fine."
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"Boo hoo."
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"Amy should be meeting her new cellmate any second now."
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"- Sup. - Sup."
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"- She's gonna do just fine. - Oh, yeah."
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"No."
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"Passed around the system."
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"Ooh, that's a good answer."
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"Yeah, that one was mine."
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"I speak the language of the streets."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, it's happening. She dropped the contraband."
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"Hey, where you get that crap?"
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"Okay, I can do that."
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"Cellie for my cellie."
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"Oh, no... wordplay? Abort."
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"- Oh, it actually worked. - Huh."
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"People are really starved for entertainment in here."
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"is that he's a white male of average height and build,"
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"and according to Jake, he has a scar on his hand."
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"could we call him Scar-Joe?"
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"Scar-Joe. Never heard that before."
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"I like it. We'll use it."
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"Now, funeral assignments."
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"You hate small talk."
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""The Bachelor" is a television show, hmm?"
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"Andre Agassi's at it again."
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"I, too, avoid gluten."
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"I want the rest of you checking out the crowd"
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"No, we just all came in here separately"
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"Do you see Amy? How is she?"
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"Baby's gonna love that folic acid."
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"You are so strange."
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"Where she chooses to sit is very important."
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"Wait a minute. No."
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"Swerve, Amy, swerve!"
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"Good, good, good, good, good, good."
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"Okay, and..."
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"Bold choice, bold choice. Hmm."
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"Hey, Cortez."
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"I hear you can smuggle in crap from outside."
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"Noice, it's working."
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"That's right, baby."
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"What do you want?"
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"What I want..."
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"because I'm the only store in this prison."
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"on the outside of the prison,"
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"I can't believe I'm gonna say this,"
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"I was talking to Figgis and then the guard said"
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"I had an appointment."
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"I'm not supposed to check in until tomorrow."
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"Look, we called you in"
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"because your first contact with Figgis was a disaster."
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"Why? Because our smuggling plan backfired"
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"Yes, every single detail of what you just said."
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"- We need a new plan. - And I've got one."
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"Amy, this isn't "High School Musical.""
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"All right."
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"Point is, it's not a high school musical."
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"than she did on the outside."
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"I know, and if I back down now"
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"she'll never respect me"
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"and we'll get nowhere with her."
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"Trust me, I've got this."
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"Okay, I can see that logic,"
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"but in the interest of keeping you"
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"as un-shanked as possible,"
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"I think maybe we need a signal in case things go south."
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"No, that's no good. What if her butt itches for real?"
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"I've made it through 20 years of adulthood"
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"- Come on. - Come on."
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"Come on."
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"All right."
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"Never? Ames, come on."
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"Yo, it's too bad, right?"
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"Hello, thank you so much for coming."
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"High five?"
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