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Clips from M*A*S*H - Ceasefire (S01E01)

"I mean it! | wantyour baby! I‘ll kiss allyour stars!"
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"for a final drink with my favorite MASH outfit."
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"That‘s terrific, General. Just terrific. What‘s that?"
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"Yes, sir, I‘ll tell Major Houlihan that you look forward to seeing her."
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"|fshe doesn‘t want you, there‘s always me!"
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"Okay, yes, sir. We‘ll see you tonight. And thanks for the great news."
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"— Well, how about that? —I don‘t know."
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"— And get drunk for a month again. — Listen, hold it, Pierce."
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"Look, the general was just giving me advance notice."
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"|don‘t want this to get out until it‘s official."
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"Not one word to anybody. Understood?"
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"[Siren Wailing, Party Horns Blowing]"
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"[Man On PA System] Attention! Attention, all personnel."
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"Any rumors regarding a cease—fire are not official."
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"[Laughs] Honey, mine was the Scotch and water."
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"— What‘s going on? What‘s all the hoo—hah? — Cease—fi re. The war is over."
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"—You‘re kidding! — Havel ever lied toyou, Miss?"
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"|fit‘s true, you won‘t have to buck for a psycho discharge anymore."
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"lovely, life—restoring, harmonious, tranquil,"
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"glad—about—it, mad—about—it peace."
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"The big guys, theyyell “cease—fire,“ there‘s dancing in the streets,"
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"then they pull the switch and it starts all over again."
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"Trapper, it‘s over!"
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"No more putting guys together again..."
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"No more living in Shangri—la,"
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"It’s finished'"
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"This whole damn, cursed war is over!"
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"I‘ll believe that when I‘m back home refusing my first house call."
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"|betyou it is. I bet you anything you want."
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"I‘ll betyou 50 bucks they‘re not playing around."
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"You got a bet!"
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"—I hate to take your money. —| only hope you will."
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"Hey, one more drink and that‘s it."
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"After that, we operate and sinkyour fioating kidney."
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"You know, life won‘t be the same without you both and “The Swamp.”"
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"You‘ll miss this?"
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"|don‘t like to ask, but ifthere‘s some little souvenirl could have——"
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"Take it all! Helpyourself."
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"The US. Army always leaves stuff behind after war."
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"There‘s a tribe on Guadalcanal made a god out ofa ‘39 Chevy."
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"Frank, you‘re not to worry about me."
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"You go back to your practice and your work..."
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"and your house and your two cars..."
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"and your country club and your friends..."
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"wife."
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"I‘m not going to make any trouble."
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"Gosh, Margaret, it‘s swell ofyou to be so brave."
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"Brave ofyou to be so swell."
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"| just want you to be happy."
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"| wish you could meet my wife. You‘d like her."
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"I‘m asking everyone to... write something in my scrapbook."
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"— Major Burns is not here. — Then how can you be busy?"
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"— Get lost! — Yes, ma‘am."
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"“Dear Radar, this is the best restaurant I ever ate in."
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"— That‘s what you want to say? — Right. Simple, but with feeling."
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"And loaded with emotion."
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"Trapper, sign my book?"
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"How can you turn him down?"
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"— What‘s where his liver oughta be? — Onions."
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"Boy, you guys sure know how to reach somebody."
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"Friends, friends—— Civilians ofall ranks."
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"This is the happiest—— in fact, this is the only happy day ofthe war."
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"to the merciful God who has delivered us from this terrible confiict."
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"those ofour comrades who have fallen."
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"And now, on with the secular festivities!"
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"[Siren Wailing, Party Horns Blowing]"
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"[Man On PA System] Attention, all personnel."
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"A reminder that the cease—fire is not officially in effect."
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"All materiel and equipment remain the property ofthe United States Army."
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"Anyone found in possession ofsaid property..."
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"— Hold it, hold it, Hawkeye. — I‘m trying!"
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"They‘re all doctors and nurses."
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"It‘s my duty to give you a thorough physical before you go."
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"Please, can we be serious for a minute?"
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"Detroitwill go back to making cars again,"
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"and I can treat kids for mumps instead ofshrapnel."
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"— Us? — Mm—hmm. As in,you and me."
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"Oh, that us! Right. Right."
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"We‘ve been very close."
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"Cast a single shadow, as it were."
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"future."
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"Lieutenant, I have a confession to make."
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"[Sighs] You might‘ve worn your ring."
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"And get thrown out of the Cad Society?"
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"— Kids too? — Five."
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"It gets very cold up there in Vermont."
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"Oh, well, you don‘t have to wait till then."
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"-Sir? — [ Knocking]"
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"Howdy, Radar. How‘s it goin‘, old kid, old sock?"
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"— Happy, huh, sir? — Happy? Oh, boy."
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"cursing out the crabgrass,"
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"fuming about my income taxes,"
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"and being impossible with my receptionist..."
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"and turning gray over my wife‘s checking account..."
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"and loving every minute ofit."
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"Yeah, no problem. Good old civilian blood again."
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"Nice and red."
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"Cut myselflast week and it came out khaki."
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"[ Laughing] That‘s a good one."
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"Thankyou."
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"Did you get a chance to sign it, sir?"
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"Whatever it is, you sign it. The only business I want to do with the army..."
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"is have ‘em validate my parking ticket so I can go home."
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"Oh, I‘m sorry, Radar. Ofcourse. It‘s right there."
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"Oh!"
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"“Thanks for everything. Good luck."
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"Affectionately, your friend, Henry Blake.”"
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"Do you mean this?"
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"— You felt like a son to me. — Sometimes I felt like you were my father."
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"[Laughing]"
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"Maybe we should get together when we get back to the States."
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"Why don‘t you call me and we‘ll have lunch."
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"— That‘s true. — But you know, it would only take a day or so on the bus."
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"And then we could have a whole long lunch together."
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"Oh, yes, sir."
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"You see, I‘m gonna be busy kinda settling in and all."
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"Oh. Oh, I understand that, sir."
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"Okay, you got it."
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"Then how about..."
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"two months from when we get home—— on a Saturday?"
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