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Clips from The Boondocks - Early Bird Special (S04E04)

"You're just silly-acting."
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"When did they start knocking?"
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"I taught them. It's good manners."
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"- Riley's talking in his sleep. - I'm just reading."
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"Trick-ass new grandma told me to."
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"She said readin' was how she got rich enough to rent granddad."
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"Enough. Get your asses in bed."
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"You got Riley reading? Whoo!"
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"That must have taken a beating and a half."
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"I didn't beat him. We sisters have our ways."
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"Okay, I threatened to beat him..."
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"the way my mom did."
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"God, I always wanted kids."
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"How 'bout I kick in an extra $200 a week"
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"and you let the boys call me "mom," hmm?"
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"$200?"
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"I'm trying to do what's right. You deserve better."
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"You're pretty. You make a mean sweet-potato pie."
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"You're smart."
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"I'm not smart. I can't even buy the right hooker."
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"I'm not breaking up with you."
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"I'm just thinking you could be really happy without paying for it."
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"Now you're the hooker with the heart of gold?"
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"Look, I think I'd be real lucky to find someone as sweet as you."
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"If we didn't meet this way..."
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"Let's throw caution to the wind and be a real couple..."
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"No pay-per-dates!"
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"I'm under a 2-year pimp-ho contract."
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"The escort service is run by pimps?"
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"What are they, like huge scary guys?"
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"Yeah, they are scary."
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"We can do this, Robert."
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"I promise you, I'm worth being bitch-slapped for."
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"[beep] no. Not a clitoris' chance in Africa"
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"we'll let you out of your contract."
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"Aaaaaaah!"
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"That's right... you ain't getting out of your contract now!"
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"What? Stop crying like a punk."
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"Shut the hell up."
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"You ain't nothin' but a punk-ass bitch."
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"- How'd it go? - We're still in negotiations."
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"It'll be fine."
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"I told them about you, and they couldn't wait to try you out."
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"I thought we..."
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"I just got my ass kicked for you!"
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"I'm kidding! They know we're a couple."
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"But the part about them being lonely and bitter... True."
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"Oh, you're just as handsome as Vanessa said."
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"And your grandkids are so well-mannered."
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"I bet that no-good nigger dropped them off with you"
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"We go to church every Sunday praying we find a man like you."
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"I'm not sure why we keep going."
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"Only good man in there is Jesus."
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"Oh, the freaknik circus has come to town in Robert Freeman's living room."
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"He is crazy!"
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"Oh, there's my African prince!"
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"That's right... I didn't forget your request."
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"The most powerful black-bitch-begone ever..."
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"No! Make her leave!"
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"That ain't possible. White women are loyal... for real."
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"I knew this would happen."
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"Even the old ones gone white like they're damn NBA players or something."
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"This is all a stupid mistake."
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"I don't even know her."
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"I invested all my money in you."
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"Come on, girl. You can do better than that."
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"Roll your neck around and cuss his ass out."
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"If you guys are mad, yell at me."
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"Vanessa, please listen to me!"
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"I think you've done enough talking."
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"Yeah. Go talk to Becky. It's okay, girl."
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"After that day,"
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"like practically everything else we've tried to make life better,"
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"things fell apart."
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"Vanessa and her girlfriends had granddad arrested for prostitution."
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"Of course, granddad had to give up his bosses to get a lesser charge."
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"Okay, boys. Like every other bad thing we've been through,"
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"let's forget it ever happened"
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"so the three of us can get back to normal as soon as possible."
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"Uh, granddad?"
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"Well, which one of these little boys are you tossing out?"
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"'Cause I'm not going anywhere."
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"Ha ha! Nope, not after all we've been through."
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"While I respect your loyalty,"
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"trust me... I'm related to these people,"
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"and if I had a chance to get out..."
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"I heard an NBA star moved in down the street."
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"Huh?"
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"Really? They're always looking for girls like me."
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"It's a great resume builder... shows you have drive."
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"What?"
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"- Mm. Mm! Ooh! Ugh!"
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"temporarily down on her luck,"
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"Oh, I saw that movie."
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"You know, I'm getting tired of your [beep]."
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"I'll kill you package"..."
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"- Aaaaaaaaaaaah! - Take that!"
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"How could I be so stupid?"
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"I'm fine with being treated like [beep]."
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"I sold my gold-plated hoo-ha to bail you out."
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"Take that! Oh, I wish I had more speed."
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