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Clips from Family Guy - Absolutely Babulous (S18E18)

"Sorry, Stewie. You did your best."
Family Guy
"These were old pros."
Family Guy
"But, hey, look. You took fifth."
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"Fifth? Is that good?"
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"Does everyone who participates get a ribbon?"
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"Only ten out of 14."
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"No, Stewie, you did it--"
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"-I thought you said "we did it." -I did not."
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"Good job, little boy."
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"Maybe someday you can come by my store"
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"and have all the cake you want."
Family Guy
"-Ooh, that sounds promising. -Okay, that's enough."
Family Guy
"And maybe this winter, you can go fishing in my ice hole."
Family Guy
"BRIAN: I said enough!"
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"(country music playing)"
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"¶ ¶"
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"I think I went too big with the boots."
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"Buddy, I think you might be in the wrong place."
Family Guy
"Yeah, you get lost on the wrong side of town, boot boy?"
Family Guy
"I say we take his pants down, see what he's working with."
Family Guy
"And while we're at it, give me that pool cue."
Family Guy
"I got an idea where we can put it."
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"-Peter, shut up. -Carter? Is that you?"
Family Guy
"Oh. Hey, Babs. I hang out here all the time."
Family Guy
"Yeah. He comes in here with me."
Family Guy
"And I'd even take a lie detector test to prove it."
Family Guy
"Well, good thing the bar is having Lie Detector Wednesday."
Family Guy
"Wh-What?"
Family Guy
"Just a few easy warm-up questions."
Family Guy
"Have you ever had condomless sex with a man?"
Family Guy
"Okay, test over. Carter's never been here in his life."
Family Guy
"(creaking)"
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"(grunts)"
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"Babs, you saved me."
Family Guy
"And the bartender's unconscious."
Family Guy
"Let's take his pants down, see what he's working with."
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"(cheering)"
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"(crying): Babs, I'm sorry."
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"I tried, but I can't do it."
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"I'll never be the real man you want me to be."
Family Guy
"I'll always be just a spoiled, spineless, rich dandy."
Family Guy
"Carter, I appreciate you trying to be the man I want,"
Family Guy
"but being back home here has made me realize"
Family Guy
"you already are."
Family Guy
"What? I am?"
Family Guy
"I've discovered I'm not the same girl I once was."
Family Guy
"I've grown accustomed to life with you."
Family Guy
"I thought I wanted this life back,"
Family Guy
"but have you ever had a Milwaukee's Best?"
Family Guy
"It's an awful, awful, awful..."
Family Guy
"-It's one of our sponsors. -...delicious beer,"
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"but, still, ours is the life I want,"
Family Guy
"and you are the man I want."
Family Guy
"Newport is my home now, and I'm ready to go back there."
Family Guy
"Ah, old love."
Family Guy
"Well, I didn't pay for my beer, but I left a hell of a tip."
Family Guy
"(laughter)"
Family Guy
"Damn it, Griffin! You've been staring at that menu"
Family Guy
"for 22 minutes, and now you're sitting in a double pee puddle!"
Family Guy
"Peter, I'm so relieved"
Family Guy
"that my mother's back with my dad."
Family Guy
"Yep. It all worked out."
Family Guy
"Only one thing left to do."
Family Guy
"Get drunk, go upstairs and weird out the kids."
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"(quietly): Chris."
Family Guy
"Are-are you awake?"
Family Guy
"Chris, you-- do you want a-- you want a Tom Brady kiss?"
Family Guy
"Chris, wake up."
Family Guy
"I-I want to give my son a Tom Brady kiss."
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"(Stewie clears throat loudly)"
Family Guy
"See all new episodes Sundays on Fox."
Family Guy
"Are you ready for the new season of Family Guy?"
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"(children shouting, laughing)"
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"(cheering)"
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"(doorbell rings)"
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"Maybe you burning down the house wasn't so bad."
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"(crunch)"
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"Hello, Peter. What brings you out here?"
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"Babs, I got to hand it to you."
Family Guy
"She's an amazing person. A real person."
Family Guy
"you better get down to Weekapaug."
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"¶ It seems today that all you see ¶"
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"(seagull shrieks, pops)"
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"Time to waste this fancy-pants."
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"Oh, jeez, I'm so excited."
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"¶ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ¶"
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"¶ Laugh and cry ¶"
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"(shouts) Gravity never happened!"
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"(cheering and applause)"
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"¶ ¶"
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"(creaking)"
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"¶ All the things that make us ¶"
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"ANNOUNCER: Only on Fox."
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