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Clips from Family Guy - Absolutely Babulous (S18E18)

"See all-new episodes Sundays, and check out our other Fox programs--"
Family Guy
"¶ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ On which we used to rely? ¶"
Family Guy
"(whistle blows)"
Family Guy
"Go, Stewie!"
Family Guy
"-Can I vote? -No."
Family Guy
"Consider yourself lucky."
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"-We do not. -Aw, shucks."
Family Guy
"Um, do you have oysters?"
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"No, no, no, no, no."
Family Guy
"Everything I've ever won is worthless!"
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"Somebody save Chris!"
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"(bystanders gasping)"
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"Our whole house is destroyed."
Family Guy
"and Grant Wood's American Gothic."
Family Guy
"You know, I don't care. It's not my money."
Family Guy
"Peter, I spoke with my parents,"
Family Guy
"and we can live with them until our house is fixed."
Family Guy
"You know, the German health cereal?"
Family Guy
"I don't feel safe now."
Family Guy
"(brakes hiss)"
Family Guy
"including you, can enjoy it."
Family Guy
"Wow, what a dick."
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"is gone. No more bets."
Family Guy
"The money you worked hard for is gone."
Family Guy
"Nobody thinks about that one."
Family Guy
"And guy walks quickly away from table without a word,"
Family Guy
"replaced by an older white man with a much younger black woman."
Family Guy
"So delicious, Stewie."
Family Guy
"Mmm, so good."
Family Guy
"They're all just lying to protect my feelings."
Family Guy
"Yes, I had some left over from Denise's wedding."
Family Guy
"Not going with it."
Family Guy
"The minister's cat is an affable cat."
Family Guy
"The minister's cat is a boisterous cat."
Family Guy
"Penrose!"
Family Guy
"The minister's cat is a covetous cat."
Family Guy
"(belches)"
Family Guy
"You may think I've always been a part of this high-society world,"
Family Guy
"who cared about that stuff."
Family Guy
"(tires screech)"
Family Guy
"It felt good to reconnect with the girl I once was."
Family Guy
"especially Carter's."
Family Guy
"Sounds like you've wasted your entire life."
Family Guy
"(tires screech)"
Family Guy
"Babs, I've been looking all over for you."
Family Guy
"Peter, you've been able to stay true to who you were."
Family Guy
"-(seagull shrieks, pops) -I don't think so, Peter."
Family Guy
"-to be your wife? -I do."
Family Guy
"-(all gasping) -Mr. Chang-Chang-Changity- Chang-Sha-Bop!"
Family Guy
"If you want to win her back,"
Family Guy
"(snoring)"
Family Guy
"-I'm so nervous. -You made a damn good pie, Stewie."
Family Guy
"Good afternoon, Quahog, I'm Tom Tucker... in a T-shirt?"
Family Guy
"-Do I get a medal? -You get a ribbon."
Family Guy
"My God. I did it."
Family Guy
"Oh, wait. Sorry, I thought you--"
Family Guy
"(music stops)"
Family Guy
"-(whispering): Peter. -Just go with it. It's all part of the ruse."
Family Guy
"Damn it, Peter. I'm leaving."
Family Guy
"-(gasping) -My truck!"
Family Guy
"I've changed."
Family Guy
"Oh, Babs."
Family Guy
"(moaning)"
Family Guy
"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH"
Family Guy
"Don't miss a second of Family Guy."
Family Guy
"(gasps) Can you give me a moment?"
Family Guy
"Bob's Burgers, The Simpsons and Bless the Harts."
Family Guy
"¶ But where are those good old-fashioned values ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ Lucky there's a family guy ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ¶"
Family Guy
"Ha! Isn't this exciting?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, but I don't like little Kyle Kaepernick"
Family Guy
"kneeling during the national anthem."
Family Guy
"("Star-Spangled Banner" playing)"
Family Guy
"Boo! Get on your feet!"
Family Guy
"Boo! Down in front."
Family Guy
"Okay, need to stay focused."
Family Guy
"What are those for?"
Family Guy
"Power songs that get me focused."
Family Guy
"¶ The wheels on the bus go round and round ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ All through the town. ¶"
Family Guy
"It's the same thing Ryan Lochte listens to before a race."
Family Guy
"Stewie, you're taking this way too seriously."
Family Guy
"It's a meaningless event, like a bar mitzvah."
Family Guy
"Today you are a man."
Family Guy
"-Great. Can I drive? -No."
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"-Can I drink? -No."
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"-Can I have sex? -No."
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"-Can I cash the checks? -Yes!"
Family Guy
"(indistinct chatter)"
Family Guy
"Lois, why'd we got to come here?"
Family Guy
"This place is a bunch of rich snobs."
Family Guy
"We have lunch with my parents twice a year."
Family Guy
"Under normal circumstances,"
Family Guy
"you'd never be allowed in a place like this."
Family Guy
"Griffin, come on. They're waiting for your order."
Family Guy
"Sorry. Do you have oysters?"
Family Guy
"(laughter)"
Family Guy
"Damn it, Griffin, you've been staring at that menu"
Family Guy
"for five minutes, and you peed your pants."
Family Guy
"Get up. They have to clean the chair."
Family Guy
"Hey, Brian, you don't have a metal detector on you, do you?"
Family Guy
"Okay, Stewie, you got a medal. Way to go."
Family Guy
"Do I sense a hint of jealousy?"
Family Guy
"Stewie, didn't it strike you as odd"
Family Guy
"that everyone got a medal?"
Family Guy
"You didn't win anything. It's a participant medal."
Family Guy
"They give 'em to every kid with a pulse."
Family Guy
"And like every other medal or award you've ever gotten,"
Family Guy
"it means nothing."
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"(gasps)"
Family Guy
"Stewie, I-I'm sorry."
Family Guy
"I-I shouldn't have said that. I lost my temper."
Family Guy
"-(sobbing) -Slow down!"
Family Guy
"(gasps)"
Family Guy
"How could I be such a fool?"
Family Guy
"This is a wall of lies."
Family Guy
"And that's a hole of lies."
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