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Clips from King of the Hill - Unfortunate Son (S06E06)

"[tittering]"
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"I'm sorry, I must have dropped that money somewhere in the Philippines..."
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"fighting for your freedom, you damn draft-dodger!"
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"You mean to tell me..."
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"Four-F. Got out on account of his narrow urethra!"
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"And, Dad, you know the war was over."
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"Besides, I tried to enlist..."
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"We ain't got your money. Take a look around."
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"-No. -Dead!"
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"All dead. And dead men don't pay no dues."
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"And you know what I would call that medal?"
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"Hey, there's my dad."
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"Get your war-hero memorabilia here!"
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"All items must go!"
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"Dad, are you selling your medals?"
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"Yes, I am, you four-eyed Four-F-er."
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"But when I was kid, you wouldn't even let me polish them."
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"and don't try to haggle with me."
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"I'm an attorney."
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"This is Hitler's canoe."
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"I'm just buying it for a camping trip."
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"It's gonna cost me $40 just to paint over the swastika on the other side."
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"The deal is off!"
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"Well, too bad."
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"Fine! Sold!"
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"and help me carry Hitler's canoe out to this patriot's car."
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"Boy, this fits my hand like a comfortable shoe."
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"Careful. That's an antique falconer's glove. Belonged to Hermann Goering."
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"Do you accept prepaid phone cards?"
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"Aunt Peggy, I don't think this is right."
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"Luanne, this is for charity."
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"You're a witness."
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"You don't deserve no Hitler's canoe."
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"(Cotton) Don't tell me to calm down, Boy Scout! I'm a war hero!"
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"Now, hop in your sushi boat and git!"
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"Listen up. If you're driving a Nazi car or an ltalian scooter..."
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"[quavering]"
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"-Where'd you get that bird? -lnternet."
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"What's the hood for?"
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"then back to the glove."
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"[falcon screeching]"
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"[screaming]"
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"Incoming."
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"and reinforcements are on the way."
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"Hank, go away."
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"No, no. I worked out an easy payment plan."
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"Here's everything we got from the rummage sale."
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"You're damn straight, we do! Bring us a heat lamp."
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"I'm so goddang hungry."
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"[music playiig oi radio]"
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"[singing]"
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"[humming]"
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"Hey, Peggy, guess what?"
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"Sorry, we broke your crapper."
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"[yawning] It is 2:00 a.m."
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"But if I am not at the top of my teaching game..."
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"it is the children who suffer."
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"The smell was unimaginable."
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"Well, I'll shuttle them home in the morning."
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"I bet I could do it in four trips."
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"Maybe they could merge with the Kiwanis."
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"Now, wait a minute. What about Vietnam?"
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"they could get their post back."
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"Well, I know a Vietnam vet."
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"They needed those guys over there?"
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"but none of us really have time to sit around rehashing war stories."
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"Yeah. Thank you very much for your time."
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"Hey, you know, a patient of mine, Karen Schwinn..."
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"chronic yeast infection. Her husband runs a support group for vets."
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"He used to like to talk about the Nam. I'll call you with his number."
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"[sighs]"
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"He has completed my training course, as have I his."
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"They catch mice, rats, moles, voles..."
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"and chipmunks."
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"What's a vole?"
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"Don't know. Let's find out."
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"[screaming]"
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"[falcon screeching]"
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"-How come I can't get it together? -It's not a race, man."
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"Right. Dr. Sarti's friend. What's on your mind?"
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"When me and TJ got home from the war, we went over to the Arlen VFW."
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"This short guy head-butted TJ right in the nads."
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"Yeah, that was probably my dad and he feels bad about that."
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"Yeah, sure."
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"You know, the World War ll vets are looking to reach out to you guys..."
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"We'll meet them. But no promises."
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"Do I need to bring a bathing suit?"
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"Vietnam boys? No gat dang way!"
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"But they fought and died for their country just like you guys did."
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"I think this one's ready to take her top off."
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"She's not gonna take her top off, is she?"
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"I bet you could afford a whole bunch of nudie channels."
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"Look at those guys! All over each other. Sickening."
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"Now, that's probably just part of the therapy."
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"That's, well.... Okay, that is a little creepy."
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"Hey, you found us."
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"Well, greetings, fellow veterans. I'm the CO here."
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"Colonel Cotton Hill, 77th Division, US Army."
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"As I was just telling my boy here, we think you are all..."
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"Whoa."
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"The Arlen VFW has ignored us for 25 years."
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"Heck, the Vietcong invited us back before you did..."
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"Well, excuse us for not just dropping a couple of atomic bombs."
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"Beer. What say we invade the cooler?"
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"(Ronnie) This one time my buddy, Lenny, was showing me a picture of his wife."
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"I spent four years away from my wife in dogfights..."
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"with Zeroes over the Pacific."
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"Those four years in my F6 Hellcat were the only peace and quiet I ever got!"
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"[all guffawing]"
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"-Anyone got a bottle opener? -Yes, sir, Colonel, sir."
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"[both grunting]"
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"Stop it! Stop it!"
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"[grunting]"
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"Cut it out!"
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"[groaning]"
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"Come and get me, you cowards."
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"[grunting]"
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"[panting]"
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"Come on, people, remember your breathing exercises."
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"That big loony swung on me. I was just defending myself."
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