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Clips from NewsRadio - Mistake (S03E03)

Ah!

"Ah!"

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Ah, you-- You startled me.

"Ah, you-- You startled me."

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I didn't hear you come in.

"I didn't hear you come in."

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"a so-called electrician, who knows more about

""a so-called electrician, who knows more about"

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"imaginary flying-saucer technology

""imaginary flying-saucer technology"

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than he does about a simple light switch."

"than he does about a simple light switch.""

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It's the imaginary part

"It's the imaginary part"

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I know, Joe, but I-I-I really am sorry,

"I know, Joe, but I-I-I really am sorry,"

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and I-I thank you for indulging me and...

"and I-I thank you for indulging me and..."

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Joe? Joe?

"Joe? Joe?"

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Anyway, dude, I read your note.

"Anyway, dude, I read your note."

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Nobody ever wrote me a formal letter of apology before.

"Nobody ever wrote me a formal letter of apology before."

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Look, I don't care what you say about me, but...

"Look, I don't care what you say about me, but..."

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makin' fun of alien technology's just stupid.

"makin' fun of alien technology's just stupid."

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Oh, thanks, Joe, and-- See ya.

"Oh, thanks, Joe, and-- See ya."

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Hey, Dave.

"Hey, Dave."

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Joe lent me some book. How ya holdin' up?

"Joe lent me some book. How ya holdin' up?"

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What I-- What I said in the--

"What I-- What I said in the--"

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Hey, what's this?

"Hey, what's this?"

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Huh? That's some sort of a remote-control thing that...

"Huh? That's some sort of a remote-control thing that..."

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...Joe rigged up--

"...Joe rigged up--"

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Did I--? Did I do that?

"Did I--? Did I do that?"

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I think so, sir. Yeah.

"I think so, sir. Yeah."

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Cool! Wonder what this one does.

"Cool! Wonder what this one does."

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Yeah, okay. Just got one more to go.

"Yeah, okay. Just got one more to go."

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Hey!

"Hey!"

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Huh!

"Huh!"

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What happened?

"What happened?"

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and it was like, tick, tick, tick, tick,

"and it was like, tick, tick, tick, tick,"

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What happened?

"What happened?"

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Then he was like, "Huh?" and it was like "Boosh!"

"Then he was like, "Huh?" and it was like "Boosh!""

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We gotta talk about this. What?

"We gotta talk about this. What?"

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Don't.

"Don't."

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This whole thing is just gettin' a little too weird.

"This whole thing is just gettin' a little too weird."

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Well, tell me about it.

"Well, tell me about it."

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I was just thinkin' the same thing.

"I was just thinkin' the same thing."

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Weird.

"Weird."

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Weren't. Were too.

"Weren't. Were too."

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No, not "weren't too not."

"No, not "weren't too not.""

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Okay. That's fine.

"Okay. That's fine."

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You know what?

"You know what?"

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There's no easy way to say this,

"There's no easy way to say this,"

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so I'm just gonna come right out and say it.

"so I'm just gonna come right out and say it."

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Oh, I am? Yeah.

"Oh, I am? Yeah."

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You are and you know it.

"You are and you know it."

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And quite frankly, this office only has space

"And quite frankly, this office only has space"

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for one weird guy.

"for one weird guy."

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standing in front of you. He is me. Hello.

"standing in front of you. He is me. Hello."

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Okay. ...anyone's toes here.

"Okay. ...anyone's toes here."

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It's just that, you know, I mean, I guess I envy you.

"It's just that, you know, I mean, I guess I envy you."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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Really?

"Really?"

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I'm just a temp and for guys like you and me...

"I'm just a temp and for guys like you and me..."

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You mean weirdoes? Yeah.

"You mean weirdoes? Yeah."

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these positions are hard to--

"these positions are hard to--"

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Well, I know.

"Well, I know."

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their resident weird guy.

"their resident weird guy."

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But I worked my ass off to secure this position.

"But I worked my ass off to secure this position."

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And-- And-- And you know, you're weird, too.

"And-- And-- And you know, you're weird, too."

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No, I mean, that means a lot comin' from a guy like you,

"No, I mean, that means a lot comin' from a guy like you,"

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because you, my friend,

"because you, my friend,"

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Hands down.

"Hands down."

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Open...closed.

"Open...closed."

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That's very impressive, sir.

"That's very impressive, sir."

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What I said about you in the article.

"What I said about you in the article."

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Oh, you mean the one that said I was, uh...

"Oh, you mean the one that said I was, uh..."

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that uses his station as his own private dating service"?

"that uses his station as his own private dating service"?"

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Oh, God, you've read it already.

"Oh, God, you've read it already."

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Yeah, about a week ago. I got an advanced copy.

"Yeah, about a week ago. I got an advanced copy."

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Oh, please, not another one of these things.

"Oh, please, not another one of these things."

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You-- You hand out more letters of apology than Union Carbide.

"You-- You hand out more letters of apology than Union Carbide."

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Please, sir. Just read it.

"Please, sir. Just read it."

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Dave, this is a letter of resignation.

"Dave, this is a letter of resignation."

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Three years trying to win the--

"Three years trying to win the--"

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friendship of these people.

"friendship of these people."

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Maybe, maybe not, but I'm tellin' you what,

"Maybe, maybe not, but I'm tellin' you what,"

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you're not gonna resign, I'll tell you that right now.

"you're not gonna resign, I'll tell you that right now."

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and you are gonna face those people,

"and you are gonna face those people,"

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and you are gonna start from square zero,

"and you are gonna start from square zero,"

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Mm-hmm. WAITER: Are we done here?

"Mm-hmm. WAITER: Are we done here?"

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Let me tell you something. Now, just--

"Let me tell you something. Now, just--"

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Thank you. Let me tell you something.

"Thank you. Let me tell you something."

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before you can aim for the top.

"before you can aim for the top."

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No, you haven't.

"No, you haven't."

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See, I read, uh, somewhere

"See, I read, uh, somewhere"

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Oh, sir. No.

"Oh, sir. No."

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hard surface, aren't we?

"hard surface, aren't we?"

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[PIANO PLAYING FUN MELODY] Sir, no, I-- You know, I--

"[PIANO PLAYING FUN MELODY] Sir, no, I-- You know, I--"

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I don't have the proper-- And the boater, if you would.

"I don't have the proper-- And the boater, if you would."

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Come on, Dave. Tap waits for no man.

"Come on, Dave. Tap waits for no man."

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Oh, Lord.

"Oh, Lord."

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Hi. We're here to see Jimmy James...

"Hi. We're here to see Jimmy James..."

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Oh. My.

"Oh. My."

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MATTHEW: Now, how can I possibly compete with that?

"MATTHEW: Now, how can I possibly compete with that?"

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Does your offer still stand?

"Does your offer still stand?"

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Oh, you don't have to say that.

"Oh, you don't have to say that."

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Really?

"Really?"

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I feel better. This is, like,

"I feel better. This is, like,"

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in blue, out pink, in blue...

"in blue, out pink, in blue..."

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Friend?

"Friend?"

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Gimme a kiss.

"Gimme a kiss."

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[♪]

"[♪]"

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No. I don't want anyone to see this ever.

"No. I don't want anyone to see this ever."

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Oh, I'm not gonna do it right now. Uh, no.

"Oh, I'm not gonna do it right now. Uh, no."

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Big, tall cat with no hair.

"Big, tall cat with no hair."

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Oh. Okay.

"Oh. Okay."

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Brent, let's get you set up, all right?

"Brent, let's get you set up, all right?"

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this is just for today, Brent.

"this is just for today, Brent."

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No. Heh-heh.

"No. Heh-heh."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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Well, he's weird.

"Well, he's weird."

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Only-- Only good things, though.

"Only-- Only good things, though."

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I guess you could just put 'em on back

"I guess you could just put 'em on back"

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No, 'cause he's like...

"No, 'cause he's like..."

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I-I can see that, uh, this is, you know,

"I-I can see that, uh, this is, you know,"

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Um...

"Um..."

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are a group of third-rate businessmen

"are a group of third-rate businessmen"

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I-I-I-- I also said that our ratings were--

"I-I-I-- I also said that our ratings were--"

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There-- There's a little more to it than that.

"There-- There's a little more to it than that."

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Heart really can't take it right now.

"Heart really can't take it right now."

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