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Clips from Mork & Mindy - Alienation (S04E04)

"Do I smell salad burning?"
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"It's not a pretty picture, but, you know, it's homemade."
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"MINDY: Oh, Mork."
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"I was the only kid that couldn't get in the wire basket."
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"Mearth, sweetheart, the reason is, you see..."
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"[IN SPANISH ACCENT] Si? [IN NORMAL VOICE] Yes, si, observe."
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"and she couldn't keep her hands off me, and the rest is history."
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"Is that why I'm different from the rest of the kids?"
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"I'm a freak."
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"You know, on Ork, all the kids look just like you."
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"Poor Mearth."
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"- We're gonna have to call the police. - Oh, no way, Mind."
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"He's with those cult people in the black robes."
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"The Utopians?"
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"Next thing I knew, they were driving him away in a van."
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"Mork, it's not gonna be that easy."
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"The Utopians have a retreat up in the mountains not too far from here."
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"Mindy, that sounds dangerous and I'm gonna go with you."
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"He might call."
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"and meditate on the color green."
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"He's thin. That's because I stepped on him about a half a dozen times."
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"I don't believe I caught your name."
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"I knew it."
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"To avoid any trouble, we're shipping him out tonight to our Oregon retreat."
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"Mind, Mind. I've got a better idea."
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"Let's get these robes back or there's gonna be one judge looking real casual."
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"And say hello to Baba Bow-wow for me, will you?"
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"Mommy and Daddy, I'm not Mearth anymore."
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"how to eat string cheese and, enh, like that?"
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"- No. - Shh. Come on, it's time to go now."
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"I can't. I want you meet my friends."
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"Yes. Tell them what it is, Baba Loo."
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"And sometimes it is misspelled by girls dancing"
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"But love is no substitute for recreation."
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"You know what I'm saying?"
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"One... Also, one partially hidden truth, some new or used karma,"
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"Heh."
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"MORK: Bup-bup-bup."
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"Well, because I was an alien."
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"Well, Mearth, that's an easy thing to do."
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"or make a decision for yourself."
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"Oh, please come home, Mearth."
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"MEARTH: Boy, it's sure good to be back in my little warm egg again."
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"[SQUEAKING]"
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"Sir, it's been a very difficult week for Mearth"
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"Oh, certainement, sir."
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"MORK: Na-no, na-no."
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"[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]"
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"All right, you've seen what we did to him."
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"Now, tell me where the others are hiding."
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"[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]"
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"Somehow that makes me so excited."
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"[HUMMING]"
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"Hold on. There we go. And the crowning touch."
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"Finished at last."
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"More than one way to make a child eat healthy food."
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"Today a vegetable snowman, tomorrow a liver collie."
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"[MEARTH SOBBING]"
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"Oh, Mearth, Mearth, look what Daddy made especially for you. Yes!"
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"[GROANS]"
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"Oh, sweetheart, stop crying, it's all right."
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"No, it isn't all right."
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"It isn't. I don't have any friends."
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"None at all. Nobody will play with me."
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"I feel just like George Steinbrenner."
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"Son, wait! Wait, you haven't even seen what happens when I add the gravy."
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"[MEARTH GROANING]"
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"Poor little guy."
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"He was having such a good time in the park on the sled hill"
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"- and then he tried to get on toboggan... - Wait a minute."
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"You went to the sled hill and you didn't take me?"
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"Will you let me finish please?"
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"He tried to get on the toboggan,"
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"and when he did, the parents pulled all their kids off."
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"They thought he was a man."
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"Oh, Mork, you should've seen the look on his face."
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"He's starting to realize he's different."
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"I guess he doesn't buy our story about being just big-boned, huh?"
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"Well, it's time to tell him that he's half-Orkan"
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"- and half an Earthling. - Wait a minute."
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"He still might be too young to accept it, Mork."
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"Let's just wait till he's older or younger. Or... Whatever."
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"Oh, come on now, Mind, he can accept it."
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"He's half a superior being. I mean look at me, I'm an alien"
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"and I have made a remarkable adjustment. You see..."
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"Probably."
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"Oh, I forgot to baste it."
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"[SCREAMS]"
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"I should never cook on medication."
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"Let's just try to protect him for a while longer. He's just a child."
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"Daddy, could I borrow one of your new razor blades?"
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"The reason I ask is mine are all dull from trying to sharpen my crayons."
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"Oh, surely, son."
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"See, I wanna get this real clean,"
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"so that I can play with the kids, or they in turn will play with me."
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"You know, solitaire is a game, but it's not a way of life."
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"- Maybe now is the time to tell him. - You're right, Mind."
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"This is a very delicate situation."
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"We have to choose the words very carefully."
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"MINDY: What's that?"
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"Well, the title is Rejection Descending a Staircase."
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"It's my blue period."
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"Oh, don't feel that way, sweetheart."
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"You have Mommy and Daddy."
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"Not just Mommy and Daddy, it's Mommy and Daddy and..."
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"[IN SPANISH ACCENT] Señor Goodnews."
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"[MIMICKING SPEAKING IN SPANISH]"
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"Señor Goodnews has something he wants to tell you, doesn't he, Daddy?"
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"[IN NORMAL VOICE] He sure does, Mind."
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"[IN SPANISH ACCENT] Why should I? He's your child. Take responsibility."
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"Oh-ho-ho."
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"- One of you tell him. - [IN NORMAL VOICE] All right."
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"Tell you what, let's take a vote. What do you vote for?"
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"[IN SPANISH ACCENT] I vote for the shiksa queen."
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"[IN NORMAL VOICE] Me too. It's unanimous."
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"Are you chickening out?"
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"[IN SPANISH ACCENT] You got it, sweet shorts."
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"Mearth, sweetheart, have you ever noticed"
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"that you aren't exactly like all the other kids?"
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"Of course."
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