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Clips from The Mick - Pilot (S01E01)

"Who is this?"
The Mick
"No idea."
The Mick
"Okay, ma'am. Why don't we step outside"
The Mick
"until we figure this out?"
The Mick
"You are not even a real cop. You've got a cloth badge."
The Mick
"Don't make me detain you."
The Mick
"With what? You have no gun."
The Mick
"No, I have a Taser."
The Mick
"Bitch, I hope you brought two, 'cause Mama's"
The Mick
"got a real high tolerance."
The Mick
"Oh, no! Oh!"
The Mick
"Oh, my God, I'm so sorry!"
The Mick
"- Oh! Are you okay? - I doubt it."
The Mick
"This is all your fault. I'm calling the real police"
The Mick
"Whoa! Alba!"
The Mick
"Are you serious?"
The Mick
"That was unbelievable."
The Mick
"I don't like these people,"
The Mick
"but I like you."
The Mick
"So, go stop Sabrina, and don't worry,"
The Mick
"I will clean this up."
The Mick
"Y-Yeah. Yeah."
The Mick
"Just to be clear, when you say clean it up...?"
The Mick
"Oh, I take 'em home, make sure they're okay."
The Mick
"- Okay. Good, good, good. Thank you! - Mm-hmm."
The Mick
"Sabrina, it's me!"
The Mick
"Listen to me, you can't just steal owls."
The Mick
"Uh, if you free this owl,"
The Mick
"I will murder another one, just to even the score."
The Mick
"This is an insane message. Call me back."
The Mick
"It's all right."
The Mick
"Then what am I doing at the wildlife preserve?"
The Mick
"No, Ben. Give me the matches."
The Mick
"Please stay out of my purse, okay?"
The Mick
"Hello."
The Mick
"Hey, sis, it's me."
The Mick
"Where the hell are you?"
The Mick
"What? I thought you said it was a misunderstanding."
The Mick
"It's complicated. Listen."
The Mick
"I need you to watch the kids a little longer."
The Mick
"No. No. Nope. No, I'm not gonna do that."
The Mick
"Uh, sorry, Mick, no, yeah, you-you're breaking up."
The Mick
"- I can't hear you. - Oh, no, no, no."
The Mick
"I know what you're doing. Stop it. I can hear you just fine."
The Mick
"- Tell the kids Mommy loves them. - No, Poodle. No."
The Mick
"- I'll be back soon. All right. - Poodle, no!"
The Mick
"- Can't hear you, hanging up, gotta go. - Don't you hang up the phone."
The Mick
"Hello? Hello?"
The Mick
"You okay?"
The Mick
"I mean, you never look great,"
The Mick
"but right now you look, like, actively bad."
The Mick
"No. I'm fine, Sabrina. Thank you for your concern."
The Mick
"How are you?"
The Mick
"That's not chicken."
The Mick
"Hmm."
The Mick
"They're in this cocoon,"
The Mick
"- Soup, I know. - And their mouth is the butt..."
The Mick
"- Please stop. - ...and the butt' the mouth, which is..."
The Mick
"I know, I already know!"
The Mick
"I... um, you're driving me nuts."
The Mick
"I'm excited!"
The Mick
"I've never been to a mansion before!"
The Mick
"My sister sucks."
The Mick
"Hey, okay. That's your sister."
The Mick
"Yeah, you despise your sister."
The Mick
"Yeah, well, 'cause my sister's a locksmith."
The Mick
"She lives in a box."
The Mick
"Your sister's a freakin' millionaire."
The Mick
"there's a big difference."
The Mick
"Oh..."
The Mick
"baby got a big old butt!"
The Mick
"That's gasoline."
The Mick
"What?"
The Mick
"Oh, my God!"
The Mick
"Why do you have gasoline?"
The Mick
"Well, I'm not gonna pay Greenwich prices."
The Mick
"So you keep it in a juice jug?!"
The Mick
"Yeah. You spit all over my dash."
The Mick
"What'd you want me to do with it?"
The Mick
"I don't know, deal with..."
The Mick
"here we go."
The Mick
"- Cop, cop, cop! Put the gas away. - What happ..."
The Mick
"- Why? - I got this."
The Mick
"Howdy."
The Mick
"Everything okay here?"
The Mick
"- Security. - Yeah."
The Mick
"Yeah."
The Mick
"We're fine, not that it's any of your concern."
The Mick
"- You guys lost? - No."
The Mick
"My sister lives here."
The Mick
"Okay."
The Mick
"Stay out of trouble."
The Mick
"Will do, Officer."
The Mick
"What the hell was that?"
The Mick
"Yeah, welcome to Greenwich."
The Mick
"Yeah, I should have spit on him."
The Mick
"To the barbecue."
The Mick
"No, you're not coming in with me."
The Mick
"Why not?"
The Mick
"'Cause your embarrassing. You embarrass me."
The Mick
"Then why the hell did I just drive up here"
The Mick
"from Rhode Island?"
The Mick
"So I can drink."
The Mick
"Uh, just pop on the game."
The Mick
"Here comes the pitch."
The Mick
"Everyone, shut up."
The Mick
"Swing at crap!"
The Mick
"Can I bum a smoke, please?"
The Mick
"Well..."
The Mick
"okay, fine. I'll kick you a dollar."
The Mick
"It's okay, I already have a dollar."
The Mick
"Well, it's just kind of customary"
The Mick
"to help out a fellow smoker in need."
The Mick
"I get the sense that you're in need a lot."
The Mick
"What's your problem?"
The Mick
"You do."
The Mick
"Otherwise, we wouldn't be having this conversation."
The Mick
"- Sorry to bother you. - It's okay."
The Mick
"Are you serious?"
The Mick
"Bitch!"
The Mick
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