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Clips from Night Court - Wonder Drugs (S01E01)

"My court clerk. Miss Wagner..."
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"...as a student of decorum, I'm sure you realize that your remarks..."
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"Why, you're right."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I don't know why... I mean... Please forgive me!"
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"- There's something wrong with her. - No kidding."
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"My roommate in law school acted like that once. Turned out to be rabies."
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"- Well, what happened to him? - He died."
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"He started chasing sports cars, and he was run over."
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"I'm kidding. He died of the rabies."
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"Excuse me. I hate to break up your little party..."
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"...but can we get on with this? I gotta sleep."
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"I got a seltzer seminar in the morning."
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"They got a new pump on the market. Lets you hit a man in the face at 30 feet."
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"What a breakthrough."
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"Anything for a laugh."
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"Lana seems to be doing better. Let's finish this one up."
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"Then we'll take a break, and I'll get her to lie down."
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"Miss Wagner, can I have the disposition reports, please?"
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"Sure."
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"Here."
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"- She's flipped out. - Yeah."
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"I'll take her to my chambers. Arrange for another clerk. We'll pick up after lunch."
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"Got it. Listen, are you sure you can handle her by yourself?"
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"Staple fight!"
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"She's gotta reload sooner or later."
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"That's lunch, everybody."
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"That's for sure."
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"Great seats, though."
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"Your trial has been postponed till after lunch."
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"What happened to my right to a speedy trial?"
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"Is that what you had in mind?"
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"- Well, what is it? - I'm gonna call your doctor. You are sick."
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"Sick? I'm feeling wonderful."
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"..."first time in my life" feelings."
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"That's sick."
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"- Let's call somebody. - Like my fiancé, Emerson."
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"Happiness just worries Emerson."
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"It's only temporary. He's gonna understand."
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"Oh, of course he'll understand. Emerson understands everything."
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"Emerson understands computers, foreign policy..."
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"...the international money market."
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"No, I took a beating in pesos."
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"That's what's so great about you, you know. You can kid."
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"You understand people."
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"...their desires."
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"Well, how about that Middle East situation, huh?"
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"No. Let me guess."
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"This isn't what it appears to be."
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"Oh, yes, it is!"
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"Bizarre behavior?"
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"That would not be too strong a term, no."
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"We will not let her operate any heavy machinery. Right."
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"- Was it the medication? - Well, apparently so."
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"...it causes "insomnia, drowsiness, restlessness..."
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"...euphoria, depression or a change of libido.""
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"- What does it cure? - Apparently the fear of imitating an ape."
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"I can see the Chrysler Building from here."
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"Eventually, you're gonna be..."
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"- Hello? - Company!"
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"- I'm Judge Stone. - Hi. Steven Bostwick from the law review."
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"Stevie! Hi! Lana Wagner! Talked to you on the phone, remember."
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"Look, if I'm interrupting something, perhaps I could..."
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"No, no, don't be silly. We're just doing a little redecorating."
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"Let's get your opinion. Don't you think she'd look better over the desk?"
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"- I beg your pardon. - You're gonna have to excuse us."
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"We have a small medical problem on our hands."
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"Somebody sick?"
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"Lana, why don't you and I go get a cup of coffee..."
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"...and let the judge do his interview. - No. He said I could stay."
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"I deserve it. I booked the appointment. I rearranged the court schedule."
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"I brought in the soft drinks."
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"- Lana. - Well, what is it?"
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"Okay, you can stay."
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"The doctor said to keep her quiet for a couple of hours and it would wear off."
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"- You can all go to lunch. We'll be okay. - Lf you're sure."
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"Come on. Harry knows best."
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"Shall we all have a seat?"
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"Miss Wagner, if you are going to stay, you have to sit there quietly and just..."
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"...sit there quietly."
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""Sit there quietly." It's hard to sit quietly."
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"- We're off the record here. - You know..."
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"...I think that we all need a little adventure every now and then, don't you think so?"
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"Well, we're having one now, aren't we?"
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"You know, sometimes Emerson is very cooperative."
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"- Maybe I should... - No, no. I mean, don't get me wrong."
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"Emerson has his good points, you know. He's practical. He's dependable. He's safe."
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"Emerson's a Volvo."
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"Perhaps this is something you should be talking to Emerson about."
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"Lana, because of your condition, I am trying my best not to lose my temper."
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"- Well, what are we gonna do about it? - Do about what?"
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"- This thing that's happening. - No thing is happening!"
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"You used me!"
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"Lana!"
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"A little afternoon delight with the help and then forget it, eh, Harry?"
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"Listen, I'm very sorry."
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"Why apologize to him? You should apologize to me."
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"I mean, I'm the one that got hurt. You never liked me!"
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"- I like you, Lana! - Oh, you never did!"
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"I was just..."
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"...office equipment."
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"- I hate men! - Me too."
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"- Hi, Selma. Nice suit. - Thanks."
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""Don't move to New York," my mother said."
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"I bet your lungs are disgusting too."
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"- Lana, hold up. - Hey."
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"She threw my cigarette on the floor."
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"Probably one of these."
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"You would've been a good father. I know I would've been a good mother."
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"I envy you."
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"Get a shave."
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"Lana, please hold up. I've got to talk to you."
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"Dacron, lightweight, easy care, good choice."
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"Thanks."
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"Lana, stop. Stop right there. Now, listen to me. Listen."
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"I know you don't understand this, but you're sick."
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"What happened back in the office between you and me was an illusion."
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"It was a drug-induced episode."
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"Someday we're gonna look back on it and we're gonna laugh."
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"Oh, look, it's Lana."
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