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Clips from Snatch

TV Series 2000–2018 60 min ★ 6.9/10 (6,449 ratings) 1,521 clips
Crime Comedy
Cast
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TURKISH: My name is Turkish.
"TURKISH: My name is Turkish."
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Not many people are named after a plane crash.
"Not many people are named after a plane crash."
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What it really means is I try to keep him out of as much trouble as he inflicts on me.
"What it really means is I try to keep him out of as much trouble as he inflicts on me."
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It's bound with moral fiber,
"It's bound with moral fiber,"
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Well, what is it?
"Well, what is it?"
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GUARD: Okay, go through.
"GUARD: Okay, go through."
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JOSEPH: It's a nice story.
"JOSEPH: It's a nice story."
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into the Greek word for virgin.
"into the Greek word for virgin."
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You understand this? It was the word virgin that caught people's attention.
"You understand this? It was the word virgin that caught people's attention."
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JOSEPH: Oy vay, what are you saying?
"JOSEPH: Oy vay, what are you saying?"
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MUTTI: I'm saying, just because it's written
"MUTTI: I'm saying, just because it's written"
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doesn't make it so.
"doesn't make it so."
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Anyway, who is it that we're seeing?
"Anyway, who is it that we're seeing?"
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Mutti.
"Mutti."
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Rud, it's okay, let them through.
"Rud, it's okay, let them through."
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Lie down on the floor.
"Lie down on the floor."
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Get on the floor!
"Get on the floor!"
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Lie on the floor!
"Lie on the floor!"
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Where is the stone?
"Where is the stone?"
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Where is the stone?
"Where is the stone?"
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call this number.
"call this number."
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What's happening with those sausages, Charlie?
"What's happening with those sausages, Charlie?"
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Look at it. How am I supposed to run this thing from that?
"Look at it. How am I supposed to run this thing from that?"
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Well, you know about caravans.
"Well, you know about caravans."
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How's that?
"How's that?"
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Oh, nothing, Tommy.
"Oh, nothing, Tommy."
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It's just I'm not sure about the color.
"It's just I'm not sure about the color."
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It's a campsite.
"It's a campsite."
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You've got 10 grand, and it would be nice to see change.
"You've got 10 grand, and it would be nice to see change."
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Five minutes, Turkish.
"Five minutes, Turkish."
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You're a sensitive boy, Tommy.
"You're a sensitive boy, Tommy."
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What's to stop it blowing your bollocks off every time you sit down?
"What's to stop it blowing your bollocks off every time you sit down?"
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BORIS: Heavy is good.
"BORIS: Heavy is good."
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which keeps rain off our heads and gloves on Gorgeous' hands.
"which keeps rain off our heads and gloves on Gorgeous' hands."
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BRICK TOP: You reckon that's what people should do for me, Gary? Do me proud?
"BRICK TOP: You reckon that's what people should do for me, Gary? Do me proud?"
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It's what you deserve, Mr. Pulford.
"It's what you deserve, Mr. Pulford."
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you do have all the characteristics of a dog, Gary.
"you do have all the characteristics of a dog, Gary."
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It's rumored that his favorite means of dispatch involves a stun gun,
"It's rumored that his favorite means of dispatch involves a stun gun,"
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You're a ruthless little cunt, Liam. I'll give you that.
"You're a ruthless little cunt, Liam. I'll give you that."
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Because everybody knows nobody takes a dive in my fights. Unlike his.
"Because everybody knows nobody takes a dive in my fights. Unlike his."
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Here, Errol, I don't think he likes me.
"Here, Errol, I don't think he likes me."
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Don't know what you mean.
"Don't know what you mean."
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I do know I can't wait to get out of here. Fuck me, it stinks.
"I do know I can't wait to get out of here. Fuck me, it stinks."
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you gotta do something that might not agree with your principles.
"you gotta do something that might not agree with your principles."
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Basically, you have to forget you got any.
"Basically, you have to forget you got any."
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Are they Lancashire pigs?
"Are they Lancashire pigs?"
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You don't want to let me down, do you, boy?
"You don't want to let me down, do you, boy?"
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See you ringside.
"See you ringside."
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has a diamond the size of a fist.
"has a diamond the size of a fist."
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I sent him to you to buy a gun.
"I sent him to you to buy a gun."
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Americans can't know it was Russian.
"Americans can't know it was Russian."
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It will come back to me.
"It will come back to me."
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so move quick. Okay?
"so move quick. Okay?"
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One more thing.
"One more thing."
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Yeah, Doug The Head.
"Yeah, Doug The Head."
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You did a good job, bubbe.
"You did a good job, bubbe."
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Wishes he was Jewish.
"Wishes he was Jewish."
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but he's about as Jewish as he is a fucking monkey.
"but he's about as Jewish as he is a fucking monkey."
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Who do you take me for? This is England.
"Who do you take me for? This is England."
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We play by the rules.
"We play by the rules."
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If the stones are kosher, then I'll buy them, won't I?
"If the stones are kosher, then I'll buy them, won't I?"
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I want to see you two girls up in my office.
"I want to see you two girls up in my office."
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Nothing.
"Nothing."
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Unlicensed boxing.
"Unlicensed boxing."
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There is a bookies I know that will take bets.
"There is a bookies I know that will take bets."
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I know something most don't.
"I know something most don't."
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Not if you're here.
"Not if you're here."
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KID: That's a flash car, mister.
"KID: That's a flash car, mister."
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TOMMY: Mr. O'Neil.
"TOMMY: Mr. O'Neil."
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Piss off.
"Piss off."
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KID: Two fifty. TOMMY: You can have a quid.
"KID: Two fifty. TOMMY: You can have a quid."
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Now, there was a problem with pikeys, or gypsies.
"Now, there was a problem with pikeys, or gypsies."
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How big are you?
"How big are you?"
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MICKEY: Get your hands out of there.
"MICKEY: Get your hands out of there."
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Good dog, good family.
"Good dog, good family."
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See that car? I suggest you use it.
"See that car? I suggest you use it."
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Want the money? I ain't fucked you.
"Want the money? I ain't fucked you."
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I'll fight you for it. You and me.
"I'll fight you for it. You and me."
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GORGEOUS GEORGE: You want to stay down.
"GORGEOUS GEORGE: You want to stay down."
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Get back down and fucking stay down.
"Get back down and fucking stay down."
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Okay, lads. DARREN: Get him on his feet.
"Okay, lads. DARREN: Get him on his feet."
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GORGEOUS GEORGE: Get back down
"GORGEOUS GEORGE: Get back down"
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or you will not be coming up next time.
"or you will not be coming up next time."
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This is sick. I'm out of here.
"This is sick. I'm out of here."
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It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey
"It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey"
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was a gypsy bare-knuckle boxing champion.
"was a gypsy bare-knuckle boxing champion."
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why a man died in their campsite?
"why a man died in their campsite?"
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is praying.
"is praying."
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[THE SPECIALS' GHOST TOWN PLAYING]
"[THE SPECIALS' GHOST TOWN PLAYING]"
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Where'd you get it? The gyppos.
"Where'd you get it? The gyppos."
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Here.
"Here."
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What can I do for you, Boris?
"What can I do for you, Boris?"
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Go on.
"Go on."
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so if I am not rushing you...
"so if I am not rushing you..."
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Slow down, Franky, my son. When in Rome.
"Slow down, Franky, my son. When in Rome."
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What are you betting on? Bomber Harris.
"What are you betting on? Bomber Harris."
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The unlicensed boxer, right?
"The unlicensed boxer, right?"
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[DOUG CHUCKLING]
"[DOUG CHUCKLING]"
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[10 CC'S DREADLOCK HOLIDAY PLAYING]
"[10 CC'S DREADLOCK HOLIDAY PLAYING]"
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Tyrone will drive for us. He's done a rally driving course.
"Tyrone will drive for us. He's done a rally driving course."
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I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats.
"I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats."
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Well, I don't know. I'm not a dog, Sol.
"Well, I don't know. I'm not a dog, Sol."
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Steady on the brakes.
"Steady on the brakes."
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[DOG WHIMPERING]
"[DOG WHIMPERING]"
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Hey. What?
"Hey. What?"
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TYRONE: That does not look like a bookies.
"TYRONE: That does not look like a bookies."
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Leave him alone. He's a natural. Ain't you, Tyrone?
"Leave him alone. He's a natural. Ain't you, Tyrone?"
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It's all right. No, don't move it now.
"It's all right. No, don't move it now."
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It's behind you, Tyrone.
"It's behind you, Tyrone."
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Control that dog as well.
"Control that dog as well."
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into a bare-knuckle boxing match
"into a bare-knuckle boxing match"
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That his fight isn't gonna happen?
"That his fight isn't gonna happen?"
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And who the fuck are we gonna replace him with?
"And who the fuck are we gonna replace him with?"
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What about John The Gun?
"What about John The Gun?"
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You're not Mr. Current Affairs, are you, Tommy?
"You're not Mr. Current Affairs, are you, Tommy?"
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Jesus.
"Jesus."
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Brick Top runs an illegal bookies.
"Brick Top runs an illegal bookies."
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Now I'm changing fighters,
"Now I'm changing fighters,"
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Shits himself when you put him in the ring.
"Shits himself when you put him in the ring."
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We've lost Gorgeous George.
"We've lost Gorgeous George."
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