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Clips from Dutch

Short Films 1991 25 min 1,393 clips
Short Comedy

Credits

Man: I got it.
"Man: I got it."
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Pardon my incredulity, Natalie,
"Pardon my incredulity, Natalie,"
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Pleasantly so, of course.
"Pleasantly so, of course."
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I'm a little surprised to see myself here, too, Mary Alice.
"I'm a little surprised to see myself here, too, Mary Alice."
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- [chuckles] - Were you here last year?
"- [chuckles] - Were you here last year?"
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Oh. Curious.
"Oh. Curious."
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got bored with me, dumped me and screwed me in court?
"got bored with me, dumped me and screwed me in court?"
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- [coughs] - [chuckles]
"- [coughs] - [chuckles]"
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Oh. Libby Percy Holt.
"Oh. Libby Percy Holt."
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Natalie Warjecheski Standish.
"Natalie Warjecheski Standish."
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[barking]
"[barking]"
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[laughs] Right?
"[laughs] Right?"
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- Dutch. - Indeed.
"- Dutch. - Indeed."
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Nice meeting you.
"Nice meeting you."
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I missed you.
"I missed you."
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I didn't expect to see you here.
"I didn't expect to see you here."
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Something came up.
"Something came up."
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Well, you'll be talking to him. You can tell him.
"Well, you'll be talking to him. You can tell him."
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I gave you a house to live in with your truck driver.
"I gave you a house to live in with your truck driver."
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You get a monthly check, a house to live in,
"You get a monthly check, a house to live in,"
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You give me a hard time, you'll lose it all.
"You give me a hard time, you'll lose it all."
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Have a nice holiday.
"Have a nice holiday."
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Excuse me.
"Excuse me."
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I understand. I'm involved with her now,
"I understand. I'm involved with her now,"
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You hurt her, and I'll hit you so fucking hard,
"You hurt her, and I'll hit you so fucking hard,"
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Nice meeting you.
"Nice meeting you."
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[bells chime]
"[bells chime]"
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[cello playing]
"[cello playing]"
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- Do you know how to knock? - Your ma's on the phone.
"- Do you know how to knock? - Your ma's on the phone."
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Do you wanna take the call, shithead?
"Do you wanna take the call, shithead?"
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I'd like you to come home.
"I'd like you to come home."
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about me and your father and to understand
"about me and your father and to understand"
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I love you, honey, and...
"I love you, honey, and..."
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I love you, sweetheart.
"I love you, sweetheart."
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[scoffs]
"[scoffs]"
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- Aww. - What a jerk.
"- Aww. - What a jerk."
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Mm-hmm.
"Mm-hmm."
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I know he won't use it.
"I know he won't use it."
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Well, from what I can gather,
"Well, from what I can gather,"
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all he wants to do is sit alone in a room and hate people.
"all he wants to do is sit alone in a room and hate people."
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[sniffs]
"[sniffs]"
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I'm gonna have to have a good relationship with Darren.
"I'm gonna have to have a good relationship with Darren."
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[pounds]
"[pounds]"
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Listen, I'm flying down to Atlanta
"Listen, I'm flying down to Atlanta"
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[janitor whistling]
"[janitor whistling]"
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When my father finds out
"When my father finds out"
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♪ I can't help myself ♪
"♪ I can't help myself ♪"
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♪ 'Cause I can't help myself ♪
"♪ 'Cause I can't help myself ♪"
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♪ I'm not doing too bad, baby ♪
"♪ I'm not doing too bad, baby ♪"
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! ♪
"♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! ♪"
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[boy singing]
"[boy singing]"
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Doyle!
"Doyle!"
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[cricket chirping]
"[cricket chirping]"
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Dad!
"Dad!"
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Doyle?
"Doyle?"
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Hands over your head.
"Hands over your head."
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Ow!
"Ow!"
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[cracks]
"[cracks]"
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No, you don't.
"No, you don't."
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I'm Dutch Dooley.
"I'm Dutch Dooley."
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I'm a friend of your mother's.
"I'm a friend of your mother's."
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If that's too much, a simple hello would do.
"If that's too much, a simple hello would do."
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You can't say that?
"You can't say that?"
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I choose not to.
"I choose not to."
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- Now can you? - No.
"- Now can you? - No."
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I'm gonna give you the option of taking it on the backside.
"I'm gonna give you the option of taking it on the backside."
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Clearly. Now leave.
"Clearly. Now leave."
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I have a problem because I said I'd pick you up.
"I have a problem because I said I'd pick you up."
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and he dribbles when he smiles.
"and he dribbles when he smiles."
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Listen one last time.
"Listen one last time."
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[muffled screaming]
"[muffled screaming]"
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♪ Flatfoot Sam bought an automobile ♪
"♪ Flatfoot Sam bought an automobile ♪"
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♪ Didn't wanna work, just ride around town ♪
"♪ Didn't wanna work, just ride around town ♪"
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♪ Finance company put his feets on the ground ♪
"♪ Finance company put his feets on the ground ♪"
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You know, the only thing you see on the interstate is concrete.
"You know, the only thing you see on the interstate is concrete."
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[yelling continues]
"[yelling continues]"
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I lost my temper, and I shouldn't have.
"I lost my temper, and I shouldn't have."
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I was a little crazy.
"I was a little crazy."
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[grunts]
"[grunts]"
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I said, Stop the car.
"I said, Stop the car."
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[tires screech]
"[tires screech]"
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or some school teen court where if I'm found guilty,
"or some school teen court where if I'm found guilty,"
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into complete and total destitution.
"into complete and total destitution."
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How you do you know I'm working class?
"How you do you know I'm working class?"
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My father was a bricklayer.
"My father was a bricklayer."
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Dutch: You got anything to say?
"Dutch: You got anything to say?"
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You can count on it.
"You can count on it."
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You know what?
"You know what?"
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as an insecure fool who's deathly afraid
"as an insecure fool who's deathly afraid"
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What chance, Duncan?
"What chance, Duncan?"
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And the chance I'm referring to has dollar signs in front of it.
"And the chance I'm referring to has dollar signs in front of it."
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but the truth is I make a pretty good living.
"but the truth is I make a pretty good living."
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Oh, yeah, but my money doesn't count in your neighborhood,
"Oh, yeah, but my money doesn't count in your neighborhood,"
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You're disgusting.
"You're disgusting."
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Fill it up, please, unleaded, regular.
"Fill it up, please, unleaded, regular."
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Mm-hmm.
"Mm-hmm."
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We're gonna have some fun now.
"We're gonna have some fun now."
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[blows] You like fireworks?
"[blows] You like fireworks?"
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Is that a yes, a no, a maybe?
"Is that a yes, a no, a maybe?"
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Yes, they are, but this is Tennessee,
"Yes, they are, but this is Tennessee,"
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I got M-80s. I got dragon tongues.
"I got M-80s. I got dragon tongues."
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I got, uh... [laughs]
"I got, uh... [laughs]"
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of racy playing cards.
"of racy playing cards."
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Dutch: Huh?
"Dutch: Huh?"
Dutch
You know what?
"You know what?"
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Ah, that was fun.
"Ah, that was fun."
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Woman: Earl, we need two orders of fries.
"Woman: Earl, we need two orders of fries."
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- [blows] - Earl: Coming right up.
"- [blows] - Earl: Coming right up."
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[menu creaks]
"[menu creaks]"
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[woman coughs]
"[woman coughs]"
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I know you're lying.
"I know you're lying."
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Ah, a few problems.
"Ah, a few problems."
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Nah, nothing serious.
"Nah, nothing serious."
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♪ Till the end of the world rolls around ♪
"♪ Till the end of the world rolls around ♪"
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♪ I'll keep on lovin' you ♪
"♪ I'll keep on lovin' you ♪"
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♪ I'll keep on lovin' you ♪
"♪ I'll keep on lovin' you ♪"
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♪ I rode my boat alone ♪
"♪ I rode my boat alone ♪"
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♪ And in the day ♪ first met you ♪
"♪ And in the day ♪ first met you ♪"
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♪ Till the end of the world rolls around ♪
"♪ Till the end of the world rolls around ♪"
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♪ I'll keep on lovin' you ♪
"♪ I'll keep on lovin' you ♪"
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