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Clips from The Mick - The Baggage (S01E01)

"I got a guy."
The Mick
"Yeah, me too. He's called a doctor."
The Mick
"Focus, idiots."
The Mick
"While you two bond over your sexual shortcomings,"
The Mick
"Dante's sweeping Mick off her feet."
The Mick
"What are you proposing?"
The Mick
"Kid's right."
The Mick
"He's perfect for her."
The Mick
"We got to get rid of him."
The Mick
"What's the plan, Chip?"
The Mick
"Well, the guy loves kids, right?"
The Mick
"Yeah."
The Mick
"Well, what if he loved kids a little too much?"
The Mick
"Relax, we're not showing my face."
The Mick
"Just tossing a couple photos on this guy's hard drive."
The Mick
"I got to say, branding this guy a child molester..."
The Mick
"I love it."
The Mick
"Let's see how Dante likes his pie in prison."
The Mick
"It's not what it looks like."
The Mick
"And now I'd like to say a few words."
The Mick
"Hey, Ben,"
The Mick
"I heard you lost your bunny recently,"
The Mick
"so I thought I'd do you one better."
The Mick
"- A puppy? - Mm-hmm."
The Mick
"No way!"
The Mick
"- Thanks, Dante. - You got it, buddy."
The Mick
"I love being around you, I love being around your family."
The Mick
"I..."
The Mick
"I love you, too."
The Mick
"Oh, my God, is he some kind of frickin' psycho?"
The Mick
"Hello, Mickey, is everything okay?"
The Mick
"No! Dante just told me he loved me."
The Mick
"- Well... - Ew!"
The Mick
"Do you love him?"
The Mick
"I mean, I should, right?"
The Mick
"I don't know. No!"
The Mick
"Oh, God, he's great."
The Mick
"- He's a great guy. - Yes."
The Mick
"- He's a frickin' tiger in the sack. - Oh."
The Mick
"- Treats me like princess. - Mm-hmm."
The Mick
"- The kids love him. - Oh, yeah."
The Mick
"- I mean, he just got Ben a puppy! - Wait, he did what?!"
The Mick
"- What kind of dog are we talking about? - Forget about the dog!"
The Mick
"What is wrong with me?"
The Mick
"Alba, I have this perfect guy,"
The Mick
"and this perfect little family and I'm not happy."
The Mick
"Alba, oh, God, I am never gonna be happy."
The Mick
"- Okay, okay, no. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
The Mick
"Don't go there. Don't go there, no."
The Mick
"Listen to me. Listen to me."
The Mick
"This is the American dream."
The Mick
"Okay? To have everything you ever wanted,"
The Mick
"and still be miserable."
The Mick
"- What?! - Oh, yeah."
The Mick
"Hold on one moment."
The Mick
"Look, look, look. Calm down."
The Mick
"What's this? Poodle's little helpers."
The Mick
"Okay, hey, Ben,"
The Mick
"we need to talk about your new pet, okay?"
The Mick
"New? He's not new."
The Mick
"Carrot got reincarnated into a puppy."
The Mick
"This is so neat."
The Mick
"- No, no, no, no, no, no. - No, it's not, Ben."
The Mick
"- Okay, gimme... okay. - Okay."
The Mick
"Listen to me, buddy, this is gonna be hard to hear,"
The Mick
"but it's for your own good, okay?"
The Mick
"When someone dies, they don't come back."
The Mick
"There is no heaven or hell or reincarnation."
The Mick
"This isn't Carrot. They're gone."
The Mick
"And you can't see 'em anymore."
The Mick
"Are Mommy and Daddy dead, too."
The Mick
"- No, no, no! - What?! Of course not."
The Mick
"Why would you say that?"
The Mick
"Because you always say the same stuff"
The Mick
"about Mommy and Daddy."
The Mick
"But this is different."
The Mick
"No, but not because they do not want to be here,"
The Mick
"but because they can't."
The Mick
"I don't believe you. I think they're dead."
The Mick
"You're just trying to cheer me up"
The Mick
"with a stupid puppy!"
The Mick
"What do you want? You want me to wear a wire?"
The Mick
"- I'll wear a wire. - Relax."
The Mick
"I'm not busting you."
The Mick
"What are you talking about?"
The Mick
"I like Mickey, too."
The Mick
"What? You got to be kidding me."
The Mick
"Wha...? Another one?"
The Mick
"Does it look like I'm kidding?"
The Mick
"She's the sun in my sky."
The Mick
"Yes, I'm talking to you."
The Mick
"That little stunt in the motel..."
The Mick
"sure, you may get him locked up for a few days,"
The Mick
"but then what?"
The Mick
"You got a better idea?"
The Mick
"You really want to get rid of this bastard,"
The Mick
"you got to be surgical."
The Mick
"Everybody has a weakness."
The Mick
"Oh..."
The Mick
"Hey, pal."
The Mick
"Where's the puppy?"
The Mick
"I don't know."
The Mick
"She's probably in hell with Mommy and Daddy,"
The Mick
"getting torn apart by demons."
The Mick
"Buddy, don't say that. Your parents aren't dead."
The Mick
"Not anymore they're not... they're right here."
The Mick
"reincarnated into bunnies."
The Mick
"Are you friggin' serious?!"
The Mick
"- Yes. - Yeah."
The Mick
"See, Benito?"
The Mick
"Now you will never"
The Mick
"feel pain again."
The Mick
"Ease up on the hugging, though."
The Mick
"Okay, guys, I know, I'm new here, right?"
The Mick
"But do you think this is the best way"
The Mick
"to handle this situation?"
The Mick
"You're right. You are new here."
The Mick
"Mick? Hey, can you come down here for a minute?"
The Mick
"Coming."
The Mick
"- Hi. - Hi."
The Mick
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