You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Joe

Short Films 2012 15 min 1,477 clips
Short Comedy Thriller

Credits

Hey, you old man. You look at me.
"Hey, you old man. You look at me."
Joe
And that ain't right. That's all I'm saying.
"And that ain't right. That's all I'm saying."
Joe
You do whatever the hell you want. Whatever you can get away with.
"You do whatever the hell you want. Whatever you can get away with."
Joe
Yeah, that's what you is.
"Yeah, that's what you is."
Joe
This place is gonna be after us.
"This place is gonna be after us."
Joe
Hell, they'll be on you
"Hell, they'll be on you"
Joe
and they're going to beat your ass.
"and they're going to beat your ass."
Joe
You can count on it.
"You can count on it."
Joe
Round them up, Junior!
"Round them up, Junior!"
Joe
Round them up.
"Round them up."
Joe
Let's pack up the gear, guys! Let's get out of here. Let's go.
"Let's pack up the gear, guys! Let's get out of here. Let's go."
Joe
Hey, hey, hey, one at a time.
"Hey, hey, hey, one at a time."
Joe
Damn, Joe. When you gonna get you a new truck, Joe?
"Damn, Joe. When you gonna get you a new truck, Joe?"
Joe
What's wrong with this one?
"What's wrong with this one?"
Joe
You don't know?
"You don't know?"
Joe
Put the jerseys in there. Take your work gear off.
"Put the jerseys in there. Take your work gear off."
Joe
Almost didn't make it to work this morning, boy.
"Almost didn't make it to work this morning, boy."
Joe
You'd be surprised.
"You'd be surprised."
Joe
Hey, you gonna be all right.
"Hey, you gonna be all right."
Joe
Shorty and Milton, y'all come with me.
"Shorty and Milton, y'all come with me."
Joe
I'm Shorty, he's Milton.
"I'm Shorty, he's Milton."
Joe
I'm good.
"I'm good."
Joe
Shorty, if you had one like this, you'd be a bad boy. God damn.
"Shorty, if you had one like this, you'd be a bad boy. God damn."
Joe
Whatever.
"Whatever."
Joe
You actin' like you ain't got nothin' to do today.
"You actin' like you ain't got nothin' to do today."
Joe
All right, you're going to take the east side over here.
"All right, you're going to take the east side over here."
Joe
- All right, over here? - Take east side over there.
"- All right, over here? - Take east side over there."
Joe
- You gonna work like one? - I'll look right, my man.
"- You gonna work like one? - I'll look right, my man."
Joe
You better do some Ghostbuster moves on me today, Shorty.
"You better do some Ghostbuster moves on me today, Shorty."
Joe
I got a snake!
"I got a snake!"
Joe
I got a snake down here!
"I got a snake down here!"
Joe
Damn.
"Damn."
Joe
That's what that woman told me last night.
"That's what that woman told me last night."
Joe
She gotta need another snake, I seen one today.
"She gotta need another snake, I seen one today."
Joe
Yeah, you got a bunch of them.
"Yeah, you got a bunch of them."
Joe
Ain't he a nice one?
"Ain't he a nice one?"
Joe
- I heard you screamin'. - I wasn't screamin', I just move fast.
"- I heard you screamin'. - I wasn't screamin', I just move fast."
Joe
What are y'all doing? Y'all cutting these trees?
"What are y'all doing? Y'all cutting these trees?"
Joe
They're not good for anything.
"They're not good for anything."
Joe
Gary Jones.
"Gary Jones."
Joe
I pay a day's pay for a day's work.
"I pay a day's pay for a day's work."
Joe
If we work till dinner or get rained out, I pay for the whole day.
"If we work till dinner or get rained out, I pay for the whole day."
Joe
- Does that sound fair enough? - Yes, sir.
"- Does that sound fair enough? - Yes, sir."
Joe
- Follow this line of trees. - Yes, sir.
"- Follow this line of trees. - Yes, sir."
Joe
I won't.
"I won't."
Joe
- Good. - You doing all right?
"- Good. - You doing all right?"
Joe
- You ready to work today? - Yes, sir.
"- You ready to work today? - Yes, sir."
Joe
- I'm Junior. - Gary.
"- I'm Junior. - Gary."
Joe
All right, 'cause I don't know why Joe chose you, you must be a good man.
"All right, 'cause I don't know why Joe chose you, you must be a good man."
Joe
First thing we do is fill these containers up.
"First thing we do is fill these containers up."
Joe
We just gonna put it in there like that.
"We just gonna put it in there like that."
Joe
When you become a man, you gonna have everything figured out, too.
"When you become a man, you gonna have everything figured out, too."
Joe
Which hand you use?
"Which hand you use?"
Joe
Prime it up a little bit, and keep slinging it.
"Prime it up a little bit, and keep slinging it."
Joe
If you hit it hard enough, you only have to hit it three or four times.
"If you hit it hard enough, you only have to hit it three or four times."
Joe
Get mad at it. Yeah, I like that.
"Get mad at it. Yeah, I like that."
Joe
So I advise you, when you do go to Joe,
"So I advise you, when you do go to Joe,"
Joe
Don't lie to him about nothin',
"Don't lie to him about nothin',"
Joe
Yeah? All right. You got a family?
"Yeah? All right. You got a family?"
Joe
Just 'cause you young, now.
"Just 'cause you young, now."
Joe
You know we ain't gonna cut no slack. Everybody pulls they own load, baby.
"You know we ain't gonna cut no slack. Everybody pulls they own load, baby."
Joe
Is killing trees against the law?
"Is killing trees against the law?"
Joe
And just keep hammering at it. Nothing stopping you.
"And just keep hammering at it. Nothing stopping you."
Joe
Yeah, you start out, you'll probably be the waterman for a little while.
"Yeah, you start out, you'll probably be the waterman for a little while."
Joe
bringing them water. At the end, you'll become a machete vet.
"bringing them water. At the end, you'll become a machete vet."
Joe
You got a lot of energy there.
"You got a lot of energy there."
Joe
Little.
"Little."
Joe
- Alan. - Thank you, sir.
"- Alan. - Thank you, sir."
Joe
Yes, sir.
"Yes, sir."
Joe
Gary, Gary, Gary.
"Gary, Gary, Gary."
Joe
I got us jobs today.
"I got us jobs today."
Joe
That's good.
"That's good."
Joe
Yes, Joe. He's in the back.
"Yes, Joe. He's in the back."
Joe
Well, he's got the devil in him.
"Well, he's got the devil in him."
Joe
Come on, baby.
"Come on, baby."
Joe
Coke. Ice.
"Coke. Ice."
Joe
Here you go, sweetie.
"Here you go, sweetie."
Joe
So what you got the blues over, Joe?
"So what you got the blues over, Joe?"
Joe
I'm not so bad.
"I'm not so bad."
Joe
Not today.
"Not today."
Joe
Today is a special day.
"Today is a special day."
Joe
I only want your company, Merle.
"I only want your company, Merle."
Joe
- Why, thank you. - Come here.
"- Why, thank you. - Come here."
Joe
Come on.
"Come on."
Joe
Girl, get your ass off the floor.
"Girl, get your ass off the floor."
Joe
You see who that was?
"You see who that was?"
Joe
Yes.
"Yes."
Joe
- WW ll. - Right.
"- WW ll. - Right."
Joe
Got it down there at the Army-Navy.
"Got it down there at the Army-Navy."
Joe
Maybe I'll see you there.
"Maybe I'll see you there."
Joe
and buy war paraphernalia.
"and buy war paraphernalia."
Joe
Fistful of dollars!
"Fistful of dollars!"
Joe
You told me you knew how to do this.
"You told me you knew how to do this."
Joe
Hey, Joe.
"Hey, Joe."
Joe
- Who's that? - Henry's just making a damn mess.
"- Who's that? - Henry's just making a damn mess."
Joe
to cut this deer, you know?
"to cut this deer, you know?"
Joe
Come over here and show him how to do it, honey.
"Come over here and show him how to do it, honey."
Joe
I'm gonna sit down.
"I'm gonna sit down."
Joe
I reckon I can do better than they are doing it.
"I reckon I can do better than they are doing it."
Joe
That'll be good, baby. I love backstrap.
"That'll be good, baby. I love backstrap."
Joe
Man
"Man"
Joe
There's some good stuff here.
"There's some good stuff here."
Joe
Now do it here, here, and here.
"Now do it here, here, and here."
Joe
Tonight. You wanna come by?
"Tonight. You wanna come by?"
Joe
I'm gonna make a birthday cake tonight.
"I'm gonna make a birthday cake tonight."
Joe
I love you, Henry, but you know what?
"I love you, Henry, but you know what?"
Joe
That's not my problem.
"That's not my problem."
Joe
Sure, I'll make me a birthday cake, no problem.
"Sure, I'll make me a birthday cake, no problem."
Joe
- Good stuff. - We love you, baby.
"- Good stuff. - We love you, baby."
Joe
Hello, Joe.
"Hello, Joe."
Joe
Joe, you all right?
"Joe, you all right?"
Joe
Where you gonna go?
"Where you gonna go?"
Joe
- I didn't take my medicine. - I'm just tired.
"- I didn't take my medicine. - I'm just tired."
Joe
I ain't drunk.
"I ain't drunk."
Joe
Come on.
"Come on."
Joe
Yeah, no, you know what
"Yeah, no, you know what"
Joe
Bring it back up. Here comes the big one!
"Bring it back up. Here comes the big one!"
Joe
Unless I'm standing, and
"Unless I'm standing, and"
Joe
Say it again?
"Say it again?"
Joe
Me and my daddy was wondering if you could give us a ride back into town.
"Me and my daddy was wondering if you could give us a ride back into town."
Joe