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Clips from BoJack Horseman - BoJack Horseman: The BoJack Horseman Story, Chapter One (S01E01)

"Wait, did you just call me Daddy?"
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"Little Sabrina grew up right before our eyes, right, Todd?"
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"Todd?"
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"Did Sabrina grow up before our eyes?"
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"We're tired of waiting."
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"Diane Nugent?"
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"Check this out."
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"You know, I always wanted to play Secretariat in a movie."
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"Could never get the project off the ground, though."
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"I mean, there was this one time I came close in the '90s,"
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"but then those Prefontaine movies came out,"
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"Don't tell me. Tell her!"
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"Oh, you're not a failure."
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"Easy for you to say, you hippie."
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"You've never had a day of stress in your life."
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"Oh, where's Gabriela?"
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"to be with her husband."
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"What? No!"
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"- Gabriela, why? - Who?"
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"Can you try to focus for, like, a second?"
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"Oh, yeah, sorry. You were saying?"
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"Never should have signed this book deal."
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"I can't say no to people"
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"because I want everyone to like me."
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"Yeah, why?"
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"Do people not like me?"
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"Uh..."
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"nobody cares."
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"Hey, why don't you just let that lady"
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"write your book and be done with it?"
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"Better question, why are you in my kitchen?"
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"We had sex last night, dummy."
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"Ugh, I really got to start putting my phone"
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"I hate her and her stupid,"
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"What party?"
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"Why are you so obsessed"
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"You owe me a party, cabrón, and if you don't deliver..."
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"This book is really important to me."
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"If it's so important, why have you written"
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"literally nothing in a year and a half?"
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"It's too much pressure."
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"This book is my one shot at preserving my legacy."
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"I'm gonna be a joke forever."
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"but actually..."
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"Oh, God, actually, what if they're right?"
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"I want it to say that I was born in 1975."
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"No one's gonna believe..."
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"[groans]"
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"[sighs] Well, we did everything we could."
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"Nurse, record the time of death."
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"[Sabrina crying] What... I don't..."
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"What do you mean he's dead?"
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"That's right, sweetheart."
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"He died of a broken heart"
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"because you didn't appreciate him enough,"
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"I'm required to hand you over"
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"You're the state's problem now."
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"I have a meeting with another client at 3:00."
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"Your silence speaks volumes."
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"Take it easy, are you kidding?"
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"He doesn't do anything but take it easy."
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"Well, can you take it even easier?"
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"I can try, doctor. I can try."
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"This book deal is obviously stressing you out."
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"What, you want me to call this woman on the phone?"
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"Well, you just had another anxiety attack."
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"And Entertainment Weekly said I wasn't consistent."
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"[laughs]"
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"I did almost die."
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"I'll organize the whole thing."
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"You can invite the ghostwriter"
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"in a fun, pressure-free environment."
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"Okay, fine. We'll have a party."
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"Oh, thank God."
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"But we're not getting a cotton candy machine."
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"I totally hear what you are saying,"
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"and I will do my best."
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"[singing in Spanish]"
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"[laughter]"
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"[laughter]"
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"You have made a powerful ally for life."
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"Mwah. Let's dance!"
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"Todd, who was that guy?"
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"Who are all these people?"
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"If you'll excuse me,"
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"I have a Virgin of Guadalupe pendant to present."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Hey, Mr. Peanutbutter."
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"No, I'm just kidding around, man."
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"Seriously, though, how are you?"
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"Living the dream, huh? Yeah."
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"Oh, I'm... I'm sorry, I don't want to mispronounce your name."
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"Thanks for inviting me to your party."
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"I get kind of awkward at parties."
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"Parties make me anxious in a real broad sense."
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"He's having fun."
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"What guy?"
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"No, there's no guy there."
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"I'm just saying, like, a guy, you know?"
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"I'm probably just overthinking it"
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"You don't care about any of that."
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"You have a lovely home."
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"Yeah, well, if you're gonna throw away"
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"most of your adult life on some dumb sitcom,"
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"Yeah, how's that working out for you?"
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"I can't complain, so you know."
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"This girl wants me to have sex with her."
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"You're a good sport."
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"Yeah, he was on that show Mr. Peanutbutter's House"
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"What a dumb idea for a TV show."
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"You people are all right."
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"how miserable he should be. I envy that."
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"Hey, do you know the story of the dad from The Brady Bunch?"
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"he was bringing up three boys of his own."
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"They were four men living all together,"
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"but they were all alone."
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"That is profoundly sad."
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"No, the story is that the guy who played the dad"
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"hated being on The Brady Bunch because he was a real actor,"
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"That's not all that was beneath him."
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