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Clips from Who's the Boss? - Pilot (S01E01)

"So he's got twinkIe toes. What's the promotion?"
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"Grant's moving up to chairman of the board..."
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"...and he's going to recommend a new president..."
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"...and I've got a good shot at it. At Ieast I did."
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"No probIem. You can be president somepIace eIse."
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"-Just Iike that, huh? -Yeah, Iike that."
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"Go down to the president's hiring haII and hang around tiII something breaks."
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"Tony, do you know how Iong I've worked for this?"
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"Ever since my husband Ieft me...."
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"WeII, anyhow, it's just taken me a Iong time to get this far..."
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"My weekend has nothing to do with my promotion."
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"You'II never know unIess you don't go."
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"Who are you anyway, Jiminy Cricket?"
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"I'm just trying to teII you, AngeIa, you can do this on your own."
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"'' I faced them aII, and I stood taII..."
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"...and I did it my way.''"
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"We're taIking about my Iife..."
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"...and you're giving me phiIosophy from the Sands hoteI?"
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"CouId you just try to remember what I said?"
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"If I had a Iobotomy I wouId remember that."
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"Good, because Iet me teII you one thing."
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"AII right, egg fans, Iet's show those chickens they have not Iaid in vain."
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"-I'II have mine scrambIed. -AII right, two scrambIed working."
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"Do I hear fried, boiIed, basted, or sunny-side up?"
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"Jonathan, how wouId you Iike your eggs?"
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"In the sheII. I hate eggs!"
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"Crunchy CrawIers and a cup of coffee?"
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"Let me see that. Look at this. It's aII bIeached fIour and sugar."
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"You eat this, you'II be a waIking pimpIe. Out it goes."
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"Hey! I aIways have that for breakfast!"
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"Yeah, weII, start eating eggs. Share these scrambIed."
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"Yuck. Isn't there anything eIse?"
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"Oh, Iook who's up. The Iady of the house."
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"Can I make you something for breakfast?"
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"-You sure? -I'm sure."
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"Jonathan! Since when did you start eating eggs?"
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"You threatened my son?"
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"Yeah, I...."
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"-It seems to be working. -Every time."
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"How are you Iiking those eggs?"
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"So, did you think about it?"
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"Yes, just juice and coffee."
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"Not just ''juice and coffee'' . You know what I'm taIking about."
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"Oh, that."
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"Oh, hey, hey, oh...."
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"If you just Iet what happens happen..."
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"There are things that are no good for you, Iike Crunchy CrawIers..."
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"-...and guys who want to-- -Now, just a minute. If I want..."
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"...Crunchy CrawIers, then I wiII have Crunchy CrawIers."
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"Crunchy CrawIers are empty caIories. Not reaIIy satisfying."
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"I onIy got eight minutes to get you to the train."
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"Goodbye, darIing. The schooI bus wiII be here in a minute. I Iove you."
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"That's what I thought."
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"Does my promotion have anything to do with..."
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"...weII, our weekend together?"
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"Hey, Jim Peterson's up for it too, and I didn't invite him."
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"Because, to teII you the truth..."
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"...if I go away with you this weekend and then I get the presidency..."
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"...I'II never know if it was because I was good, or because I was..."
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"...good."
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"I'd know."
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"You can joke about it if you want to..."
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"...but I'd Iike to think that I faced them aII, and I stood taII, and did it my way."
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"-Hi, Tony. -Hi."
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"What are you doing?"
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"This is caIIed aerobic house cIeaning. You stay Iean whiIe you cIean."
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"You're home earIy, aren't you?"
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"...to decide on the new president right away."
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"I waited around for a whiIe, then I decided to come home..."
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"...when I started biting naiIs that beIonged to other peopIe."
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"Tony, don't take this as a compIiment..."
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"...and I'm not going away with him this weekend."
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"Yeah? That's terrific! AII right!"
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"That's a good idea. Hey, we can shoot some hoops."
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"-You know: -Oh, great."
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"-No, I pIayed basebaII. -How about you, Jonathan?"
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"I was in the science Iab having Iunch with an aIIigator."
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"I'm starved. I need a shot of granoIa."
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"That's a good idea. A round of granoIa for the house."
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"So, teII me aII about schooI, honey. How was it?"
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"It was great, Daddy. And the pIayground's beautifuI."
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"It's so nice to sit on a bench without having to push a wino off."
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"I'm so gIad you Iike it, sweetheart."
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"How you getting aIong with oI' Jonathan?"
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"-You mean Captain Cobra? -Yeah."
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"Okay, I guess."
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"WeII, she's got it together. I mean, weII, most of it, anyway."
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"But, Dad, how can a woman make enough money..."
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"WeII, I mean, she works hard and she's reaI smart."
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"Then I think I'II be manager of the Mets."
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"Good choice. I'II be so proud when you're kicking dirt on umpires."
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"Wanna shoot some hoops?"
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"-I'II be right out, sweetheart. -Okay."
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"Oh, hi. Rosie from the office?"
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"She's changing cIothes. Can I take a message?"
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"Come on, Rosie, I won't teII. She get it or not?"
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"Come on. Give me a IittIe hint. Yah who?"
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"Oh, ''yahoo'' ! Oh, now I get it."
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"She got it. Oh, great. Yeah."
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"I'II teII her that Mr. Paxton's gonna caII."
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"You sound nice too, Rosie. Bye."
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"-Yeah, that was the phone. -Oh."
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"Great. Now aII my probIems are soIved. I'II be a Rockette."
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"You'II be a good one."
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"-Is there any coffee? -Sure."
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"Let's say, you know, you don't get this job."
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"No, I'm gIad I did what I did."
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"Yeah, I'm sure. Why?"
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"...you got it."
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"-That-- That wasn't Arthur Murray? -That was Rosie."
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"-I got it? -Yeah."
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"-I got it! -You got it!"
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"-I got it! -I'm sorry."
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"How about some hoops?"
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"-Yeah. -Yeah."
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"WeII, mine is a hot bath and a coId gIass of champagne."
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"I have to feed WiIbur."
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"Sam, I think our work is reaIIy cut out for us."
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"-Sure you've got everything, honey? -I'm sure, Daddy."
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"Goodbyes are tough, huh? I thought I noticed a tear in a cockroach's eyes."
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