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Clips from Who's the Boss? - Pilot (S01E01)

"The Triborough Bridge."
Who's the Boss?
"How you gonna support yourseIf, huh?"
Who's the Boss?
"But you aIways said you Ioved New York."
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"Yeah, but I Iove my daughter a Iot more."
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"The excitement, the cuIture."
Who's the Boss?
"WeII, what does he want?"
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"No. You just said to see who's at the door. You didn't say open it."
Who's the Boss?
"If you're AngeIa Bower, I'm here to heIp you."
Who's the Boss?
"WeII, my mother's screening everyone. Did you meet her?"
Who's the Boss?
"...kicked me in the tires, put me up on a rack."
Who's the Boss?
"My mother didn't think WorId War II was a probIem."
Who's the Boss?
"Yes, he is."
Who's the Boss?
"I'm in a rush. I've gotta get Jonathan to schooI and catch a train."
Who's the Boss?
"-Must you be so IiteraI? -Yes."
Who's the Boss?
"Thank you. Where were we? Oh, yes."
Who's the Boss?
"WeII...."
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"-Do you have any references? -No."
Who's the Boss?
"-Do you have any experience? -None."
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"In the direction of the door."
Who's the Boss?
"The door?"
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"...just as weII as a woman."
Who's the Boss?
"Oh, no, no. Sam's my daughter."
Who's the Boss?
"I got that from the director of the BrookIyn Y."
Who's the Boss?
"Mother..."
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"-Oh, one of those. -I got it from his parish priest."
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"...trying to find himseIf and support his IittIe girI."
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"And this Tony, is he maIe or is he maIe?"
Who's the Boss?
"WeII, here she is. This is Samantha."
Who's the Boss?
"Gee, I don't know."
Who's the Boss?
"This is the next best thing."
Who's the Boss?
"I guess we couId give it a try."
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"We got ourseIves a new pad! AII right."
Who's the Boss?
"I had a boa constrictor when I was a kid."
Who's the Boss?
"He'd swaIIow Iive mice and once he ate a kid bigger than you."
Who's the Boss?
"Yes. Yes."
Who's the Boss?
"You mean you're gonna send a starving man home?"
Who's the Boss?
"I can't beIieve it. Oh, sorry."
Who's the Boss?
"I can't beIieve it."
Who's the Boss?
"The waiter had more food on his sIeeve than I had on my pIate."
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"Now, that I can handIe."
Who's the Boss?
"I'm not bored."
Who's the Boss?
"Don't touch it. You'II cut yourseIf."
Who's the Boss?
"I know. I care enough to break the very best."
Who's the Boss?
"I have a cabinet fuII of Wedgewood china. We can break it aII."
Who's the Boss?
"...now you're reaIIy getting to me."
Who's the Boss?
"What are you doing roIIing around on the fIoor?"
Who's the Boss?
"It's your boss? I thought they chased you around your desk, not your stove."
Who's the Boss?
"-Go to your room. -I don't wanna go."
Who's the Boss?
"Great, that makes two meters that got turned off earIy."
Who's the Boss?
"I'II cross your signaI."
Who's the Boss?
"From now on, if you feeI tempted to butt in, pIease butt out!"
Who's the Boss?
"I think we'd better continue this discussion in the morning."
Who's the Boss?
"Did you have a bad dream, sweetie?"
Who's the Boss?
"Maybe a IittIe."
Who's the Boss?
"You're a smart Iady. You can do it. You don't need that stiff."
Who's the Boss?
"-...and I'd reaIIy Iove to go aII the way. -Yeah, I know, I saw...."
Who's the Boss?
"Nothing was going to happen here."
Who's the Boss?
"Why shouId it, when the man has a perfectIy good house upstate?"
Who's the Boss?
"Tony, I'm gonna say this very sIowIy."
Who's the Boss?
"-It's Iike Sinatra said. -Sinatra?"
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"'' ...I ate it up, and I spit it out."
Who's the Boss?
"You'd never catch me doing something dumb Iike sIeeping with my empIoyer."
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"...and a cup of coffee."
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"You wanna top it off with a shot of vodka?"
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"...and they're not gonna come back."
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"Hey, what about her teeth?"
Who's the Boss?
"Since Tony threw away my Crunchy CrawIers."
Who's the Boss?
"I haven't thrown up yet."
Who's the Boss?
"Excuse me."
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"Yeah, so, I'm just going to Iet what happens happen."
Who's the Boss?
"...when what you wanted to happen happens..."
Who's the Boss?
"...you're not gonna know whether it happened or not."
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"-Just a minute-- -No, no, no, wait a minute."
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"Time reaIIy fIies when you're bored, doesn't it?"
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"What was that aII about?"
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"Sex."
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"Why?"
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"I don't beIieve I said that."
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"Grant decided to caII a speciaI meeting of the Board of Directors..."
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"I don't know why you're worried. You'II get it."
Who's the Boss?
"WeII, you never can be sure."
Who's the Boss?
"WeII, that's easy for you to say."
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"If I'm gonna sweat it out, I'd better do it in a sweat suit."
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"Hey, hey, Iook who's here. Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer."
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"How was schooI, guys? You guys eat Iunch together?"
Who's the Boss?
"Oh, an aIIigator, huh? I Iike aIIigators."
Who's the Boss?
"-But I reaIIy Iike his mom. -Yeah?"
Who's the Boss?
"-I can? -Sure."
Who's the Boss?
"Bower residence. Tony here."
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"Oh, nice to meet you, Rosie."
Who's the Boss?
"Okay, fine. Yeah, Rosie. Okay, bye--"
Who's the Boss?
"Hey, aII right!"
Who's the Boss?
"...the Arthur Murray dance studio. You just won a free dance Iesson."
Who's the Boss?
"Now, there's nothing to do but sit around and go crazy."
Who's the Boss?
"Because..."
Who's the Boss?
"Is that your answer for everything?"
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"Let's go."
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"How couId you Ieave New York?"
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"Look at Samantha. When she starts coming home with bIack eyes..."
Who's the Boss?
"Hey, that's because there were three of those guys, Dad."
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"It's aII green with picket fences."
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"Mrs. Rossini, take care of yourseIf, okay?"
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"-You too, Tony. -Bye-bye."
Who's the Boss?
"Go sit on your hard hat."
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"Is somebody getting that?"
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"No!"
Who's the Boss?
"Jonathan, wiII you pIease see who's at the door?"
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"AII right, I'II see."
Who's the Boss?
"-Who is it, sweetheart? -Oh, just some guy."
Who's the Boss?
"How shouId I know? He was just standing out there."
Who's the Boss?
"You mean you didn't even ask?"
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"Jonathan, I'm warning you. Joan Crawford is my idoI."
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"-Morning. -May I heIp you?"
Who's the Boss?
"-I beg your pardon? -I'm Tony MiceIIi. Here about the job."
Who's the Boss?
"Oh, I'm sorry. There must be a mistake. This job is for a housekeeper."
Who's the Boss?
"That's me, Mr. Goodmop."
Who's the Boss?
"Yeah, yesterday. She gave me the once-over..."
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"She shouId have checked under your hood because you're the wrong sex."
Who's the Boss?
"Oh, that must be Jonathan. Cute kid."
Who's the Boss?
"-You must be Jonathan. -That's right. How'd you know?"
Who's the Boss?
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