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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"All theseyears, we never gave up hope."
American Dad! (2005)
"- What? - Remember? "You snooze, you lose"?"
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"You-You put me through all this..."
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"j-just because l ate your cookie?"
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"Dude, that is awesome!"
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"You so got me!"
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"Man, I should have known. These people aren't rich."
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"Oh, oh! Picture. Picture."
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"Listen to that, honey."
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"The most beautiful sound in the world- kids screaming."
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"I'm glad you're happy, Dad."
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"Stan, I don't think Hayley's having as much fun as you are."
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"- What areyou talkin' about?"
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"Don'tyou see, Stan? She's miserable."
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"because she feels awful about hurting you."
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"- I'm not seein' it. - Smith!"
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"- The crowd demands an encore. - Come on, Hayley. You ready?"
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"You suck!"
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"All right, let's do "Ammo Blammo.""
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"What's wrong? You missed your cue."
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"- What areyou talking about?"
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"I knowyou're only doing this because you blameyourselffor hurting me."
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"Butyou would never hurt me."
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"And ifyou didn't hurt me, that only leaves the gun."
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"Which means- Which means guns are bad."
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"This is a song my daughterwrote."
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"Hayley, tell Roger..."
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"Well, this time whenyou were shot-"
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"Whoop! That's my X-ray-size vacation slide. Here we go."
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"See? The second bullet passed through your neck and pushed the first bullet out."
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"You should be completely ambulatory again."
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"What good is that to a man who has to spend..."
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"the rest ofhis life in a chair?"
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"- It's the bullet that saved you. - This is great!"
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"We've gotta go back on tour and spread the word. Guns are good!"
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"- What? - Without guns, I'd still be in a wheelchair."
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"Did somebody order 40 c. c.'s of deliciousness?"
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"We found goodies in the lobby."
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"Wiffle Wicks, Bittles, Grape Gum- Hey, you're in my seat."
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"Sorry. Early bird gets the worm."
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"Yeah, enjoy the seat."
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"Enjoy... the seat."
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"This is stupid. Just drop me off and pick me up in a few hours."
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"It's Ted Nugent's Kill 'N Grill."
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"Boo!"
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"Oh, God, the N.G.A. directors."
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"Guards!"
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"- Oh, my God!"
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"- Ahem! - What, areyou getting sick?"
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"Don't come near me. I can't afford to get sick."
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"What the hell?"
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"Call a real ambulance!"
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"haveyou given any thought to what you want to do with your life?"
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"Don't forget this curly blond wig."
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"- Whywould I wear a wig? - You're Norwegian."
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"Gotcha! Those aren'tyour parents! That's for taking my cookie!"
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"- Look, kids, it's snowing!"
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"She's given up everything she believes in..."
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"I was wrong. I can't makeyou do this."
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"You can't kick me out ofthe N.G.A. I'm a lifetime member!"
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"- Relax. They're just blanks. - Blanks?"
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"This was my fault."
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"Really? Oh, that's great, Dad!"
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"What's left of my spine tells the whole story. Guns work."
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"Is it reallyyou? Jane, come quick!"
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"Hey, I'm in a sailor suit."
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"Doc, your fork has magical powers!"
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"Early bird gets the worm, huh?"
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"Have a great night."
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"You snooze, you lose."
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"Look at little "Stevsie" sleep."
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"Don't "Son" me, baby snatcher."
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"Uh-oh, we're losin' 'em."
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"Hey, somebody stop that guy! He broke into my car and he stole my CDs!"
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"Well, it's clear the time has come for me to showyou wherewe hide our guns."
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"Look, the N.G.A. is the only thing in my life that means anything to me."
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"Hey, don't worry about me. I'm still your same old dad."
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"Hayley, quick! Get the gun in the china cabinet!"
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"areyou gonna call them Stan and Francine?"
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"Right in our own neighborhood."
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"I'm not cooking with Mommy. Dad handcuffed me to the oven!"
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"Yeah, Sugar Mountain closed down years ago."
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"AR-1 5, MK5, MAC-1 0, paprika."
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"I don't wanna kill the rabbit."
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"This must be very painful foryou."
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"Tinyhands togetherforBobbythe Bullet!"
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"that I want to be a progun spokesman for the N.G.A."
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"and, I'm afraid, forthe rest ofyour life..."
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"Brings you a breaking story..."
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"No, no. Of course not. That'd be silly."
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"you ride a bullet through a mugger's chest."
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"except instead of riding a choo-choo through Fairy Book Land..."
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"Get away from me! This is a peaceful protest!"
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"That's the burglar! Dad staged the whole thing!"
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"Before, you said guns kill, not people."
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"I hateyou. You make me sick."
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"The, uh, bullet is lodged in your spine..."
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