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Clips from The Mindy Project - Triathlon (S01E01)

"Aren't you a little bit curious?"
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"I don't care."
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"Mindy, Jeremy, get your sweats on."
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"(Jeremy) Yeah, about that, I can't."
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"I'm meeting Maggie for lunch."
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"Hey. No more fattening lunches!"
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"You hurt my breast very badly."
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"It's okay. I have a padded bra on."
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"How can you say that, guys?"
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"I don't... They just walk around."
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"They laugh at us, they act like they don't care."
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"I was doing a million sit-ups this morning with Casey..."
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"Until he stopped and he asked me"
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"No. Normally, I'd be all for you"
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"converting to the good guys."
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"Our religion needs more people from the emerging world."
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"♪ Tamra's break time"
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"♪ Get me a rice cake and a apple, ooh ♪"
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"If I swim like I swim and Jeremy bikes likes he bikes,"
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"- Okay? - Yeah, that's not gonna be a problem."
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"What are you doing? I'm stretching."
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"No, I'm getting blood flow through my arms."
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"Okay. Like you are."
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"12-minute mile is not gonna be a problem."
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"I've been using fear fantasies to get me to run faster."
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"For instance, I'll pretend I'm a slice of pizza"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Morgan's a Deslaurier."
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"Okay, this is not what it looks like."
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"Yes, I'm doing the triathlon with the Deslauriers,"
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"Morgan, what the hell?"
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"and now you betrayed us with our enemies?"
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"That's not... it's not... Mindy..."
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"This is not a competition."
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"I never use those words. She never uses those words."
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"Listen, stop. You guys fired me, okay?"
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"Brendan and Duncan... They took me in,"
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"they gave me a tea that promotes digestive health..."
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"Amazing. Everything is smooth now."
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"And they gave me new pants."
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"What happened to the pants I got you?"
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"Those pants were ill-fitting and they had pleats."
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"Stop, relax. Don't do it."
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"You're dead to us. You are dead."
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"Don't say that."
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"Loyalty, buddy."
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"Yes, I can't tell you how many times"
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"I don't know if I like that."
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"Uh-uh. Stop giving him that sweet thing he likes."
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"See how fast he converts back to you."
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"Okay, I love giving the sweet thing though."
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"I don't think I can do that."
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"Why don't you just come over"
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"Okay, if I go to your apartment,"
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"about how little we pay you. Yeah."
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"I've been Jewish, super Jewish, Buddhist, people's temple,"
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"heaven's gate, people's temple again, normal."
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"Hi, Mindy."
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"Oh."
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"This is my favorite pizza truck."
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"Yeah, I come here all the time."
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"Besides, you don't have the physique"
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"of someone who eats pizza on the reg."
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"You did?"
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"I know you spend a lot of time with Danny."
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"Look, I need your help."
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"Danny won't answer any of my letters."
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"Yeah, I know. He's been throwing them away."
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"So maybe if you give this to him he would look at it."
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"I swear I'm not crazy. I just need your help."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey!"
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"Is this woman bothering you?"
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"Oh, because she's so pretty and bird-like."
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"And I'm a monster who's... Ordering four slices of pizza."
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"It's okay, I'm fine. Thanks, guys."
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"Is she making you say that?"
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"Get outta here. Go build that building."
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"Okay."
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"We'll be over there, just in case."
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"Thanks."
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"The letter? Please?"
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"I'll take it. Okay."
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"[knocking on door] Come in!"
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"(Betsy) Hi, Dr. L!"
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"Hey!"
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"This is Terrence."
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"You have a good soul."
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"Oh, thank you. That's very nice."
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"Okay, that's good. That's good."
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"♪ Stop for a minute"
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"Um, that man hugged me for a long time."
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"It'll set Roscoe off like a bottle rocket."
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"There is a man named Roscoe in my apartment?"
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"Yeah."
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"[Knocking on door]"
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"Greetings, Dr. L."
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"What are you two doing here?"
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"Okay, this is clearly a scam."
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"and used it as an excuse to see my apartment."
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"That's not true. Can I use your shower?"
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"Absolutely not. Sit down."
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"(Beverly) Look at this!"
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"Have a seat."
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"I am terrified for my life."
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"It's like sons of anarchy in here, okay,"
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"Just, like, the old ones."
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"Okay, here they come."
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"[Pan flute music]"
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"♪"
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"Suck it, tookers."
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"It was just me, the roaches,"
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"the sound of grinding lamb from the Greek butcher downstairs."
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"It got so lonely that I finally did something"
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"All right!"
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"- I prayed. - Oh."
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"and you know what? He gave it to me."
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"and I had my first real New York City bagel that day."
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"And in that newspaper, I found this."
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""Adventurous couple seeks BBW for sex...""
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""Receptionist wanted for ob-gyn practice.""
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