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Clips from The Cleveland Show - Pilot (S01E01)

"You're so stupid!"
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"Do you remember that song you used to sing to me?"
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"Sing it to me again!"
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"- No... - Come on!"
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"# Oh, Donna you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind... #"
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"# you take me by the hat, when you take me by the hair... #"
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"Do you know what time it is? It's..."
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"... ten o'clock..."
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"Damn, I should have told them 10:04..."
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"Federline insisted I'd be home on time."
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"And tomorrow I'm getting Rallo back in school."
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"You gotta man in the house now."
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"- Mmm... been a long time. -She's lying!"
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"HARPER ELEMENTARY SCHOOL"
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"Thank you for giving Rallo another chance, Mrs. Lowenstein."
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"Now, remember: I'm not trying to stop you for being who you are,"
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"you've just got to be cool about it."
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"So what are you going to do when yo want to go under the table"
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"- to lookup someone's skirt? - Create another reason"
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"for why I would be going under the table."
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"That's right. Now, go do your thing."
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"Oops! I dropped my pencil..."
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"I wonder where that pencil has gone..."
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"It is the most elusive pencil..."
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"... one wonders if I ever will find it."
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"Thatta boy!"
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"Speaking of pencils... I have a golf pencil in my pants right now."
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"I can't believe you did it, Cleveland!"
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"Thank you so much."
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"That these kids need a man in their lives."
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"And that I need a man in my life."
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"Who do you have in mind."
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"Who do you think do-boy?"
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"- Robert? - I owe it to the children"
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"to see if we can make it work."
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"You showed me that."
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"Come on baby."
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"Let's go down to Woolworth."
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"I'll by you a grilled-cheese and a peroqueet."
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"Robert!"
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"Thanks, Cleveland."
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"It can't getting worse than this."
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"Daddy, can you come wipe me?"
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"What should we name our new bird?"
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"- Is it a boy or a girl? - It's a girl."
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"Joan! Her name is Joan."
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"Dad, do you think uncle Robert would get us a bird as well?"
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"No time for that Cleveland Jr."
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"What? Then I cancel dinner with Robert. I shouldn't be gone your last night."
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"No, I'll just do my thing and you can do your thing."
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"Which probably involves Robert's thing and your thing."
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"Oh, which way is the bar, Thing?"
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"So you're leaving soon for California, hey?"
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"I hope you packed your liberal shoes."
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"Well, with their electric cars and their wriggle beagle and all, you know."
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"Yeah, heading out tomorrow."
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"It's not like there's anything to keep me here in Stoolbend."
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"Oh, I know how to read a person."
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"I can tell you are sweet on Donna, aren't you?"
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"- No. - You are!"
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"You'd give up baseball for a woman whose already busted out two children"
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"Her ex is back in the picture."
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"Oh! Not Robert, he's a terrible listener."
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"- Busted my Gameboy! - Robert stole my ladder, my"
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"Well, he's taking her to dinner tonight."
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"Anyway..."
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"Nice knowing you guys."
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"We can't just let him go. Cleveland, wait!"
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"Yes?"
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"Eight fifty for two peach schnapses!"
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"Cleveland seemed really sad."
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"Yeah, I thought he just got more pissed off."
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"Wait, you said you weren't leaving until tomorrow."
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"I tought we'd get a head start so we could do a little sightseeing."
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"I guess she could nurse herself, hum?"
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"Stop it Bob. This is a real problem."
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"So... This is goodbye then."
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"You're a very lucky boy to have this father."
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"I can't think of a finer man than Cleveland Brown."
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"Goodbye Donna."
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"Oh I know y'all aint leaving without making these beds."
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"Are we gonna have a pool in California?"
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"We'll try."
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"We'll see what man they'll have for us when we get there."
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"In our kitchen, will our freezer be on top of the fridge,"
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"or will it be side by side?"
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"Or will it be on of those that has the freezer on the bottom..."
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"I don't know!"
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"I tought pursuing your dream was supposed to make you happy."
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"Not a big douche."
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"I'm sorry Cleveland Jr."
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"- to find true happiness? - I did."
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"Well then, what are we doing driving to California?"
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"Miss Donna is back in Stoolbend."
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"Oh, look at the little one."
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"Donna, I got something to say."
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"Who are you, coming in here talking all kinds of trash?"
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"Who I am? I'm someone who wants more than just a booty-call."
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"I'm someone who would treat this lady right."
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"And be a good father to her children."
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"Her children? My children."
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"The girl must be done with high school, right?"
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"And Rerun is in what? Sixth grade?"
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"Donna, I don't want to go to California anymore."
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"I love you Donna Tubbs."
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"I love you too."
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"Did you hear that, chump? This nice fat ass is mine."
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"You ain't seeing the last of me."
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"Say bird? Let's rip this joint."
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"This is just a couple of jive ass turkeys, anyhow."
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"That's what I was telling you before."
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"I present Mr. and Mrs. Cleveland Brown."
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"You're all OK with having a black guy for friend? I mean... You know."
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"Hey, we can talk to him about the president."
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"Well, I may not be a baseball scout."
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"- But I think I just hit a homerun. - Me too!"
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"You know, I guess I could get used to having a dad again."
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"And I can get used to having a brother and sister."
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"Well, if we ain't the black Brady Bunch..."
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"Except I'm not a gay architect,"
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