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Clips from Community (2009) - VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing (S05E05)

"I am glad that it's a dead medium."
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"but I don't think you have one anymore."
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"Okay, cool. See you there."
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"I'm meeting my guy in an hour."
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"and then we'll do the exchange."
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"Oh, brother."
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"So Britta doesn't know how much she's getting"
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"from this guy that none of us will ever see again."
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"But she knows one thing for sure:"
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"She'll be right back with it so you can divvy it up,"
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"even Steven."
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"What's supposed to stop her from robbing you guys blind?"
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"What are you gonna do, call the cops?"
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"Yeah, leave Hickey here, and the two of you do the deal."
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"Yeah, what the hell?"
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"while you two traipse off"
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"Havana, right?"
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"As if you're Mr. Trustworthy."
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"Why do you have so much access to rope?"
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"Hey, you're the one who left the door unlocked"
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"How do I know you didn't do that on purpose?"
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"Guys. Guys! Calm down."
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"I'm sure we can work this out."
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"We just need to stay cool and talk it through."
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"I'm sorry."
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"That didn't work out the way I planned."
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"I'm sorry. But you didn't leave me any choice."
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"You were acting very poorly,"
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"You dragged me into this."
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"Huh?"
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"- You're packing? - Yeah."
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"I just think there's some unresolved issues here."
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"You're right."
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"when I went to rehab."
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"And I guess part of me was mad at you"
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"for siding with her,"
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"so I thought you moving in here was some kind of moral victory."
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"I mean unresolved issues"
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"involving the black guy in all these photographs."
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"- Troy? - Hey, I don't know his name, man."
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"And screw you. What did I have to do with mom?"
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"I was 13."
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"- Hey. - Hi."
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"I'm here to do my third-act apology."
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"- Abed, I don't think... - Wait."
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"Don't reject it until the whole thing's been served up."
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"Dobry."
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"Open your locker please."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- I wanna tell you something. - Abed, this is adorable."
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"Just because it's adorable doesn't mean it's not important."
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"because I've been worried I wouldn't pass a lot of the tests."
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"if Annie was around, I'd have less chance of screwing things up."
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"That's good to know."
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"But the problem with me will always be"
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"that I can never know for sure."
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"and I don't always see it coming."
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"Cool."
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"It stopped raining."
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"Aww, you hired a stunt person."
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"No, I did not."
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"Where'd you get these?"
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"They were an inheritance from my father."
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"- He was a collector. - Mmhmm."
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"- How many? - 120."
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"Well, for the whole bunch, maybe 20."
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"20 regular dollars."
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"You might get that from a recycling place."
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"These are misprints, honey. Check out page 105."
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"Well, I can't because there's no page numbers."
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"There is no page..."
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"Oh, well, if there's no page number, you can't turn to it."
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"I've better things to do with my life."
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"Although we haven't been saying it,"
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"- He kept the peace. - Yeah."
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"Goin' a little crazy without him."
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"Maybe we need to live with a therapist."
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"- Let's give Craigslist another try. - I think Craigslist is the way to go."
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"Are you guys all wearing the same clothes from yesterday?"
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"We've been through some stuff."
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"But we learned something."
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"We learned that sometimes there's no lesson."
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"- How is that learning? - We played Pile of Bullets."
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"- So how'd the cleanup go? - I learned how to smile."
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"Uh, damn it! I lost it. I lost it!"
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"Okay. I will get back to you. Thanks."
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"- Who was that, sweetie? - Guess they want me"
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"for that Wild West videotape board game thing."
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"Devin, you pick up that phone right now"
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"and you call these people and you tell 'em you want this part."
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"These VCR games is where everything is headed."
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"Can't you see that?"
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"You just became the Luke Skywalker"
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"of the new Star Wars."
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"- We've gotta move. - We do?"
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"Oh, yes, indeedy."
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"We have got to move to Los Angeles."
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"Oh, please."
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"You call Apple computers work?"
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"What kind of company offers stock options"
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"as a Christmas bonus?"
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"Sweetie, remember when we were talkin'"
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"about trying cocaine?"
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"Yeah..."
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"I think we should start looking for some right now."
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"Because we're gonna be able to afford it."
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"Okay. I mean, if you're sure."
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"I've never been more sure about anything in my entire life."
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"Pile of Bullets."
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"Pile of Bullets."
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"Oh, yes!"
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"Because in my experience, when he thinks you deserve something,"
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"and count down the days until he eats me."
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"I'm assuming more than half the risk."
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"Here's what is: 25% for each of us."
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"Just focus, okay?"
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"I can't let you leave until we're done with this deal."
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"I choose Anthony!"
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"Fast-forward to the red screen to get your gold."
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"See ya in the city."
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