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Clips from The Office - Local Ad (S04E04)

"It doesn't have points or scores."
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"It doesn't have winners or losers."
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"I signed up for Second Life about a year ago."
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"Absolutely everything was the same."
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"Little girl in a field holding a flower."
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"We zoom back further,"
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"Zoom back further, the hotel is actually the playground"
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"of the world's largest prison."
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"But we zoom back further... Okay,"
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"I can tell that your time is valuable..."
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"Actually,"
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"So... That all sounds really, really ambitious."
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"Yeah. I know."
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"(MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"That's what Nashua came up with?"
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"That sucks. Wow."
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"Well, we can do better than that."
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"Yeah, it's the last five seconds where we have some leeway."
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"The waving?"
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"Well, no, no. You don't have to be waving. That was just what they did."
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"We've been necking. But only necking. Right?"
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"Not actually kissing our mouths."
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"Just neck on neck."
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"It's hot. I'm not gonna lie to you, but it's a little weird."
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"But you seem like a guy with answers."
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"So how do I fast track this, get to first base?"
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"We'll use code names."
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"Angela can stay the same, but we'll change Andy to Dwight."
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"You have a call from Eddie Murphy."
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"Hello."
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"MICHAEL IMITATING EDDIE MURPHY ON SPEAKERPHONE: Shrek. Shrek. I'm a donkey."
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"I'm a donkey, Shrek."
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"(GIGGLING)"
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"What? Okay, calm down."
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"I just have a small problem."
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"Yeah. Well, when I call about big problems,"
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"Here is the deal, the ad guys that you sent are locking me in a creative box"
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"and sort of ignoring my ideas."
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"That's good. They're creative. You're not."
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"I'm creative, Ryan."
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"It's, like, maybe you can cook,"
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"but that doesn't mean you should start a restaurant."
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"Well, actually I can't cook and I am starting a restaurant,"
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"Mike's Cereal Shack."
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"I'm thinking we'll have as many varieties as you can buy in the store."
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"Okay. I'm not really interested in that right now."
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"suppressing ideas and creativity."
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"I just drew a picture of a horse"
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"I was five, five years old."
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"Okay, when should we come back?"
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"How about never-hundred hours, sir?"
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"Wait, we were sent here to help..."
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"Let's go."
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"Good luck, dude. Hey, thanks."
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"What is this about dismissing the ad people?"
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"Yeah. I'm glad you called. Ryan is being a little bitch again."
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"RYAN: I'm on, Michael."
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"What's up, my brother?"
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"Listen, David, I would like to do this ad in-house."
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"I want to use only the creativity that we have right here in the office,"
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"and I will send it to you tomorrow morning."
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"Take a look at it. If you do not think that it's ready to air,"
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"send the ad agency back down here"
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"and we'll do it on my dime."
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"I'm willing to stake my entire reputation on it."
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"Okay. I'll see you tomorrow."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"And thus Michael Scott sealed his own destiny."
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"Has anyone ever come up to you and said, You're not creative?"
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"You are damn creative, each and every one of you."
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"than all of the other dry, boring morons that you work with."
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"Who are you talking to, specifically?"
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"I kind of know what it's like to be in commercials."
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"then I realized I had a brain."
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"I'm excited about doing the ad, but I'm not really used to doing videos"
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"with so many people around."
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"We have three scenes to film, big scenes."
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"We have a song to write, so let's get cracking."
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"Kelly, I want you to do makeup."
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"Oscar, I would like you to do costume design, obviously."
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"Phyllis, I'd like you to look around town"
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"(GASPS)"
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"She's doing a book signing right now."
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"Okay, okay. Phyllis, this is what I want you to do."
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"I want you to go down to the mall. I want you to get in line."
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"I want you to get her to be in this commercial."
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"This would be a huge coup, people. All right?"
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"I mean is she hot, or..."
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"She's crazy hot."
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"Well, then maybe we should just use Angela and say she's Sue Grafton."
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"Would anyone notice?"
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"I hate being titillated."
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"Bye, everyone."
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"Light it up, Phyllis. Get her, Phyl."
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"Those friendly faces around the block"
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"Break loose from the chains"
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"(ALL SINGING) Call Michael and Stanley, Jim, Dwight, Creed"
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"Call Andy and Kelly For your business paper needs"
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"Dunder Mifflin"
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"ALL: The people person's paper people"
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"Dunder Mifflin"
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"Time out. Time out. Time out. I thought..."
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"You need to learn a lot about your own culture."
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"Great."
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"Hey."
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"No talk. I'm animating."
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"Why don't we take a quick 10-second break from that"
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"So much so that his little guy here has created his own world."
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"It's called Second Second Life"
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"for those people who want to be removed even further from reality."
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"Oh, my God. He's really in pain."
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"Oh, it's just my avatar guy. Whatever."
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"Yeah. How much time did you spend on that?"
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"Not much. It's just for tracking Dwight, so..."
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"Right. You're a sports writer in Philadelphia?"
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"Nice build, too."
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"You have a guitar slung on your back."
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"I..."
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"Why don't we go back to the animation? No, no, no."
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"I want Philly Jim."
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