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Clips from Malcolm in the Middle - Lois vs. Evil (S01E01)

"I have to say, Lois, I'm surprised"
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"by this change in your attitude."
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"Yeah, well, me, too."
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"I know we've had our differences"
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"water under the bridge."
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"So, if you'll just sign here..."
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"I think I've captured your voice rather nicely."
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"You want it in writing?"
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"Look, Lois, you can tell these clowns"
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"whatever you want... that I got on my knees"
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"and begged you to come back, I don't care."
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"That's not a signature."
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"No, it's more of a suggestion."
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"Now, look..."
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"No, you look."
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"I don't deserve this."
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"was all the work I did to cover your butt."
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"Yeah, I guess we do."
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"for you to put your name on sales reports"
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"that you didn't write."
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"I think it's wrong you keep a little bag of"herbs""
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"And slept with the district manager's wife."
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"And you want to know something?"
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"You don't even have to worry about it"
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"that I'm the only one that knows"
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"(Clearing Throat)"
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"Yeah, he just ran off and quit for no reason."
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"and everything works out for the best."
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"You know, I'm sure I'm neglecting"
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"my spiritual side, but..."
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"money rules."
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"The best part is"
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"Look, we're not poor anymore!"
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"So I don't want any more of your stupid pity, okay?"
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"That helped, right?"
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"I hate my brothers."
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"Stop it right now! I mean it!"
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"Soon as I can, honey."
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"(Thud)"
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"* You're not the boss of me now *"
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"or confused aboutJulie Houlerman."
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"Perfect example."
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"Craig..."
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"are mixed with the God knows what."
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"Don't touch the candy, the price tags"
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"Go ahead."
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"I will."
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"Go ride the horsy out front."
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"I got to remember that."
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"He didn't say a word on the way home"
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"No."
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"What's wrong, pal?"
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"but I would have played with the carpet cleaner"
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"What did you do?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"Get your jacket, we're going back to the store."
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"Oh, honey, it's okay. It's okay."
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"Mom, I can't eat this stuff anymore."
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"No."
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"Yeah..."If you do something bad, don't tell.""
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"It was worth it."
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"I have... nothing else."
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"What do you have?"
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"Maybe you should try taking a really deep breath"
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"Dad, no, I can't come home!"
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"I am at a crucial point in my rehabilitation."
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"(Knocking Continues)"
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"Craig, what are you doing here?"
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"and you have to work the graveyard shift"
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"Well, I am."
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"I swear, when you put tap to it"
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"One suggestion: Do you have a tube top?"
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"Yeah, and I'm so glad the gay thing isn't an issue."
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"Tanya, I'm kind of having a dilemma here..."
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"(Giggling)"
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"Can't we just talk?"
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"Julie organized"
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"This is just the crap people find"
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"Okay, just stop it."
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"Something will turn up."
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"Anyone want the last olive?"
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"Those aren't olives."
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"He'll be fine in a few days."
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"Just like when this one"
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"I won't put the stomach pump on the bill."
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"Thanks, Don. Uh..."
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"Yes, I do. I don't want to"
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"But I want you boys to understand something."
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"You're totally going back on it."
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"Sure, it's easy"
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"The first one who laughs"
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"Francis..."
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"That you could be the woman who changes me."
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"I want to be that woman"
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"for you."
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"I just want you and I to know how things really are."
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"in your bottom left drawer."
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"God, I am so much better than you."
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"Huh, who knows why?"
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"I said, stop it!"
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"Hey, how are you?"
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"Our cable!"
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"Everything I want, I can't have!"
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"I'm sick of going to school every day smelling like feet!"
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"Uh-huh. What's her name?"
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"Julie knows that. She's not even in my class."
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"and keep on walking."
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"(Moans)"
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"They told me to ride a horsy and I'm not a baby"
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"Wait a minute. You think I'm gay?"
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"Dewey: I hate my brothers."
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"I will work every graveyard shift right alongside you..."
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"(Knock At Door)"
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"No, no, silly. You are."
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"You know, sometimes bad things happen"
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"My God, would you look at this thing?"
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"A pageant, though."
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"I already marked it out of inventory."
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"- (Loud Ripping Sound) - (Pinter Yells)"
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"than you think we are."
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