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Clips from Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Krelboyne Picnic (S01E01)

"You rattle off those numbers..."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"[Hal] Hey, who's for Burger Barn?"
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"[Cheering]"
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"Burger Barn! Burger Barn!"
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"[Birds Chirping]"
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"Let me go!"
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"Blood tastes funny."
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"Done."
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"You're not the boss of me now"
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"[Reese, Softly] Malcolm..."
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"Malcolm..."
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"How was that even remotely fair?"
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"That's for us all having to go to your stupid Krelboyne picnic today."
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"My special class is having a family day and, if that's not bad enough,"
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"it's on the weekend that Francis is home."
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"I'm going to look like a total idiot in front of him."
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"Pretty bunnies."
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"Luckily, I've got a brilliant plan to get out of this."
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"[Gagging]"
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"Oh, poor baby."
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"No, you're grounded for pouring..."
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"I don't understand why you don't want to go..."
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"to this picnic, Malcolm: I think it sounds like fun."
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"It's Krelboyne."
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"because they all voted not to serve anything that ever had a mother."
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"Cousin Nancy doesn't have a mother."
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"Oh, man, two guys as your parents?"
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"That house has got to be a dude's paradise."
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"It'll be nice to meet the other parents."
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"Amen to that."
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"Well, this just sounds like a blast to me."
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"Why do I have to go, again?"
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"Because it's a family picnic, Francis,"
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"and you're a member of this family."
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"a thousand miles away at military school and all."
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"It's a bunch of social misfits doing a bunch of weird stunts..."
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"What's your weird stunt, honey?"
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"Why? What's the big deal?"
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"All right, relax."
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"then we'll go over the fence like at Grandma's wedding."
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"Welcome!"
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"The academic circus!"
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"Malcolm, thank goodness."
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"I was so nervous."
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"I had a dream you didn't come, and I was..."
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"being chased by something big but invisible and... Never mind."
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"You're here, and that's all that matters."
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"Little lower, son."
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"They're not my friends."
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"Malcolm's in the house!"
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"Malcolm! Malcolm!"
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"I'm going to kick so much Krelboyne ass today..."
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"it's not even funny."
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"Go, Malcolm! Go, Malcolm! Go, Malcolm!"
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"Easy."
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"We're getting out of here in 15 minutes, right?"
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"We're Malcolm's parents."
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"I'm Dorene. These are the girls."
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"Hello, nice to meet you."
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"Whatever."
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"Hope everybody likes brownies."
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"Oh, my, that is so thoughtful."
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"Are those nuts?"
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"Walnuts."
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"Some of the children are severely allergic to nuts."
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"Oh, my gosh, I had no idea."
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"Believe me, this isn't meant to publicly humiliate you."
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"I'm sure they were delicious."
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"Oh, hi, fellas."
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"What's your pleasure... nature dog, health patty, tofu square?"
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"Good God."
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"Gentlemen..."
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"behold."
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"meat?"
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"Nothing but."
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"Hi."
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"Hey."
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"You?"
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"Hey, Stevie."
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"Got to get... my chemicals..."
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"in the shade."
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"It's more... exciting."
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"after you."
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"So?"
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"Following you..."
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"is like..."
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"following Streisand."
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"Well, don't worry about it."
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"Why?"
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"Come on, the coast is clear and..."
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"[Children Conversing, Indistinct]"
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"[Sniffing]"
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"They sense danger, but it is too late."
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"Their hesitation is fatal."
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"[Panting]"
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"And the circle of life goes on."
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"Kafkaesque, isn't it?"
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"Huh?"
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"Never mind."
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"Kick his butt, Alphonse."
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"Yes, there!"
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"I've arrested the cellular mitosis!"
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"Thank you, Dabney."
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"Our next act needs no introduction,"
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"Please welcome Flora Mayesh..."
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"and Fermat's Last Theorem!"
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"Testing."
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"Yeah, he's just yap, yap, yap, yap, yap all day long."
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"Well, that's not the vocabulary I meant."
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"several of the children the "R" word."
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"The "R" word?"
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"I'm sure it's just something he picked up off the street..."
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"Yeah, well, "R" you, lady."
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"So, this is going well, right?"
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"So, you ready, Malcolm?"
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"Sure."
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"Good."
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"Thanks for... asking."
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"You know what's so great about our relationship?"
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"What have I told you about raw meat, son?"
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